03-05-2003 20:24									#31
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I will add that I strongly prefer the more vanilla porn. Bel Ami is a European company that does it very well--attractive actors, but nothing extreme at all. When things get extreme, it's a big turn-off. Leaving some things to the imagination is good.

	03-05-2003 20:24									#32
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As long as it is voulontary, and everyone's having fun, I have no problem with anything.

	03-05-2003 20:26									#33
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how can it be volutary in a capitalist society?

Jon Miller

	03-05-2003 21:08									#35
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I've just noticed this amazing paragraph:

quote: Imagine what happens when a guy who grew up watching this sh1t meets a girl who grew up watching romantic Richard Gere movies

Isn't that the description of relationships in western society?
( not that the other societies have it better, mind you. )

	03-05-2003 21:58									#36
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MRT144, one of the funniest rants i've read. Kudos.

	03-05-2003 22:25									#37
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I second Ozzie.
MRT, this is probably the funniest post I've ever read about porn

I get your point, but I'm not really in a debating mood today (so tired )

	03-05-2003 23:52									#38
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As long as you can make the difference between reality and film, no problem.
It's some dark fantasy that is inherent for men (and women). Hmm, a female equivalent would be the 'rape-fantasy' or the 'getting nailed by a perfect stranger in the wrestroom while the BF sits at the table in the restaurant' fantasy , that doesn't mean they would go for it RL or even like it, hence the word fantasy...
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BTW, if want the sick stuff, TRY watching the Bukakke movies
(emphasys on 'try')

	04-05-2003 00:56									#39
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What do you think about alien porno? For example: One organic UFO is laying on the second UFO and sending to it (him) the genetic information.

	04-05-2003 01:04									#40
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Porn sex is weird. It's more like some sort of bizarre martial art than good, old-fashioned nobbing. Call me unadventurous, but I've never once launched a batter bomb in a lady's face. Whilst approaching the vinegar stroke, an ocean-going tugboat would be unable to drag my tackle away from her cervix.

	04-05-2003 01:16									#42
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As I've said before, sex just like curling and golf should be a participatory activity. I get bored watching any of them.

	04-05-2003 01:20									#43
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quote: Originally posted by Alexander's Horse Porn is boring apart from anything else. The sexiest scenes I've ever seen everyone kept their clothes on.

I actually agree with this one.

	04-05-2003 01:23									#44
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Yeah.. when Julia Andrews is seducing Richard Gere in Pretty Woman.. first the car scene, then in the hotell.. BUUM!

	04-05-2003 02:21									#45
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i'm a porn fiend , but i don't dig anal or DP.

as for MRT's original post, i dont think girls like DP all too often. look at their face during it (specially in the beginning, or when they get to full speed). she may be saying "YES", but her face is screaming "OWWW".

yea, most porn makes women sexual objects, but i've seen some go the other way. not in to S&M or whatever myself, but a lot of times the guy is chained down, right? i also saw one called "Sex Games", where it was like a game show of sex. this host sppun the wheel, got a girls name, then she spun this other one and picked an activity / position. then they brought out the "studs", which were essentially sex objects for the pornstars.

man, that movie was full of some of ther hottest pornstars ever.

i'm big on oral myself, witht the full facial. my friend loves analyzing everyhitn about people, and he claims that my porn habits make me sexist, but whatever. i have particular tastes, fostered by years fof porn watching.

and about me being sexist: i'm sure that if a girl let me anywhere near her naked body, i'd be as nice as i can and do everything in my power to have the chance to get there again.

	04-05-2003 02:29									#46
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Laz, I just love your language

quote: Originally posted by muxec People, how do you define the difference betw. porn and erotics?

Porn - you spend 70% of the time watching a closeup of something that you are told is a penis entering... some bodily orifice.. and 29% watching it from a mid angle, and 1% is the credits for the film.

Erotics - Anything ranging from people in seductive clothing, to almost fully naked people, to absolutely fully naked people, to naked people having a go, with the main view obstructed.

quote: I see, that most of posters in this thread are from Israel. Is it bad sign?

Just that we **** more than other people

But look at that - most people who admitted to owning similar videos are infact non Israeli (eli doesn't count. he's probably lying. he's russian anyway ).

quote: Siro, are you sure, that you are male?

Yep, that's what my penis says. (It speaks to me)

Why, do you have any hot offers for me?

	04-05-2003 03:02									#47
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka Yeah.. when Julia Andrews is seducing Richard Gere

Julie Andrews! Personally I didn't find Mary Poppins to be that erotic. Ok maybe Sound of Music got me going, but not Mary Poppins.

	04-05-2003 03:19									#48
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quote: Originally posted by asleepathewheel Julie Andrews! Personally I didn't find Mary Poppins to be that erotic. Ok maybe Sound of Music got me going, but not Mary Poppins.

Don't forget Julie went topless in Blake Edward's S.O.B..

quote: A film-within-a-film: a fading movie director has a plan for a successful movie: get a actress famous for her wholesome image to appear in the nude on the screen.... much like this film itself.

	04-05-2003 03:21									#49
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quote: Originally posted by UberKruX i'm a porn fiend , but i don't dig anal or DP.

And you call yourself a fiend?

	04-05-2003 03:51									#50
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Kudos to MRT for the first post - the funniest thing I've read on here for some time.

As for the rest of it: ugh!

Is Ming having the day off or something?

	04-05-2003 03:54									#51
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Julia Andews? Oh I mixed up .. I meant.. well the girl who played in pretty woman? Julia Roberts! That's right!..

What would Freud say? That I have a thing for baby sitters?..

	04-05-2003 03:57									#52
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka Julia Andews? Oh I mixed up .. I meant.. well the girl who played in pretty woman? Julia Roberts! That's right!.. What would Freud say? That I have a thing for baby sitters?..

O.K., anybody else want to admit that they thought about looking up Mary Poppins skirt when she flew overhead with her umbrella?

	04-05-2003 03:57									#53
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka What would Freud say? That I have a thing for baby sitters?..

Didn't you know? That's what Mary Poppins is really about.

	04-05-2003 03:58									#54
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OK I was going to ask what DP was an abbreviation for, but I figured I probably don't want to know.

Reading this entire thread is in itself somewhat disturbing.

	04-05-2003 04:00									#55
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I had a crush to my baby sitter when I was like.. I don't know under school age anyway. I always wanted to sit on her lap when she read me donald ducks .
I remember cleary when she asked 'do you want to sit in my lap?' and i did.. everytime.. yeah.. .

	04-05-2003 04:01									#56
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Wait a minute.. I was brought up with donald ducks? Is there no end to evil American imperialism?

	04-05-2003 04:03									#57
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i've never understood porn. i haven't seen that much of it, truth to be told, but just looking at all the covers and the ads for it...

seems to be awfully repetitive and awfully demeaning. after all, how many different types of shots can you make?

	04-05-2003 04:04									#58
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quote: Originally posted by Q Cubed seems to be awfully repetitive and awfully demeaning. after all, how many different types of shots can you make?

Pun alert, pun alert!

	04-05-2003 05:53									#59
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Funny thread.

	04-05-2003 05:54									#60
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This thread sure would have made comical Ali proud