04-05-2003 15:32									#1
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Tell me three things about yourself and I will tell you your destiny.

	04-05-2003 15:34									#2
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I skipped a year of high school.

I've done the exact same thing every day the last 9 months.

My roomate has officially proclaimed me the "laziest person he knows."

Have fun.

	04-05-2003 15:35									#3
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1. My name isn't really Winston

2. I'm currently in front of my computer

3. I just ate a hardboiled egg

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	04-05-2003 15:36									#4
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Trip:
You're going to die of old age in Boise Idaho having broken the record for fattest human to ever live.

Sorry.

	04-05-2003 15:39									#5
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Winston, you will go down with the ship. Sooner or later, no telling. You will however leave a very sexy wife 23 years younger than you.

This ain't fortune cookies people.

	04-05-2003 15:42									#6
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quote: Originally posted by Lancer Trip: You're going to die of old age in Boise Idaho having broken the record for fattest human to ever live. Sorry.

Better than West Virginia.

*Trip grabs for another slice of pizza.

	04-05-2003 15:44									#7
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Nice job on the record by the way.

	04-05-2003 15:46									#8
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Well thank you.

I guess that means I'm safe for the time being, unless you're calling me a pedophile?!

My age minus 23 would = 13 and that's just not right!

	04-05-2003 15:49									#9
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1. Im bored

2. I hate diet soda

3. I failed three classes this year due to poor attendence

	04-05-2003 15:49									#10
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Yeah you're set then, nothing can hurt you. Avoid travel by sea. Sooner or later you'll go though, it's your destiny.

	04-05-2003 15:51									#11
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ahhh, come on! what about being a fat bastard with a really hot wife?

	04-05-2003 15:54									#12
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Space, you will be a hero, saving many from death in an earthquake. A respected member of the community, you will live a very long time. Eventually you will be abducted by aliens, given a new indestructable body and forced to mine coal on a planet far from here. There you will spend eternity.

	04-05-2003 15:57									#13
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1. I just watched Big Brother (Australian version).

2. I'm drinking bourbon.

3. I vomited last Sunday from drinking almost 3 bottles of wine by myself. As you do.

	04-05-2003 15:58									#14
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kick ass!

	04-05-2003 15:59									#15
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Skanky, don't worry, it'll be over soon.

	04-05-2003 16:12									#17
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okay how about my friend;

1. He's blond

2. He's a ****ing math whiz

3. He's a social dim-wit

	04-05-2003 16:14									#18
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I'd like to change my destiny for that of Space05us, please.

Come on, it's completely unused. I've only had it for half an hour.

	04-05-2003 16:16									#19
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Famous author, late in life. In a few years he'll become a babe magnet, women will be attracted to him. Dies in an earthquake while having sex.

	04-05-2003 16:18									#20
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Winston, ever mined coal for all eternity? I'll bet you haven't, or you wouldn't have asked.

	04-05-2003 16:24									#21
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I've mined coal for all eternity, several times actually. There's nothing to it, it's the first half eternity that's the worst, after that it's a walk in the park.

	04-05-2003 16:26									#22
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You just pulled that outa your ass, it's not true!

	04-05-2003 16:32									#23
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1) I'm currently at work.

2) I'm getting married in two weeks

3) I like ice cream.

	04-05-2003 16:33									#24
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You're just envious of all the coal I mined! And I can see why. I'll never be short on coal in my lifetime after a couple of eternities' worth of hard labour half a mile under. I earned it, ha!!

Besides, just beacuse your brother can occasionally pull things out of his ass, it doesn't mean everyone else would ever do something like that.

	04-05-2003 16:36									#25
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you have too much coal already, its my turn to mine for eternity!!!

	04-05-2003 16:36									#26
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1. I'm reading Edgard Allan Poe - The Angel of the Strange

2. I've smoked a cig and fill a bit sick to the stomach.

3. I'm waiting for my newspaper and then I'll make coffeee since I just woke up

	04-05-2003 16:43									#27
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quote: Originally posted by Space05us you have too much coal already, its my turn to mine for eternity!!!

Well, alright...

But I reserve the right to mine a bit for all eternity in my spare time, whenever the urge gets too overwhelming. That's not being unreasonable.

	04-05-2003 16:45									#28
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quote: Originally posted by donegeal 2) I'm getting married in two weeks

Congratulation!

	04-05-2003 19:38									#29
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1) I am sitting in front of my computer
2) I am wearing a shirt
3) I would not like to mine coal

	04-05-2003 20:54									#30
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About me :

1. I don't sleep enough
2. I don't play Civ enough
3. I spend way too much time on 'Poly