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Skywise is offline Skywise
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Jan 2002
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Hehehehe.

This is a funny Porn names thread so post them up if you know some....but please be smart and post "postable names", try not to get this thread closed for nothing.

Thank you!

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Oregon Coast, USA! or Bohol, Philippines!
Apr 1999
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This thread will not be closed for nothing.

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Hey, if Loinburger can talk about Fisty McFecal, I'm pretty sure I can start this thread without having it closed...unless.....

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Any body know about

FLESH GORDON

Ming should.

But the evil guy in that movie is not Mig the Merciless, it's Master Bator.

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Prince
is one way of saying it, though I prefer "mensch"
Sep 2000
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I used to work in an adult bookstore -- really! -- and we loved talking about these. My favorite (as a title; never saw the film) was the interracial epic, In and Out of Africa.

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Chieftain
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Oct 2002
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what about my porn thread...ah the mammories

Paul Hanson is offline Paul Hanson
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Dilbert
Aug 1999
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My favourite is probably the sci-fi porno extravanganza "Mission to Uranus".

And if it hasn't already been done, someone ought to do "Sit On It".

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Warlord
International crime fighting playboy
Apr 2002
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Jane blonde 0069

Adagio is offline Adagio

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Jun 2001
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Does there exist a movie called "Planet of the Babes"???

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My own personal favorite porn spoof title was "Hannah Does Her Sisters."

Dauphin is offline Dauphin
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Jan 1970
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The HeadMaster or The HeadMistress.

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Detroit
Sep 2001
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Shaving Private Lynch.

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my favorite was a parody of the book by toni morrison "beloved" while reading that sophmore year, my mind did wander with my friends and we came up with a porn story called "buttloved" good times.

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Lust in Space.

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my favorite was a parody of the book by toni morrison "beloved" while reading that sophmore year, my mind did wander with my friends and we came up with a porn story called "buttloved" good times.


The funniest I have ever seen is Hamlet... extremely funny

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"Jacked His Beanstalk"

"Forrest Hump"

"King Dong"

"The Madam's Family"

"Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon"

"The Bare Wench Project"

(note: I didn't make these up)

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Taehan Mingook
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David Cop-a-Feel

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Bologna
Aug 2002
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I can't believe I came back on Poly after one month being away and this is the smartest thread so far

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May 1999
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Airport 69
Alice in Pornoland
All the President's Women
Ally McSqueal
All That Jizz
America's Horniest Home Videos
American Booty
American Hair Pie
Anal-ize This
Analtasia
Anus and Andy
The Anus Family
Anus the Menace
Apackolips Now
As Hard As It Gets
Ass Ventura
Ate Men Out
Babewatch
Bachelorette Party
Ball Street
The Bare ***** Project
The Bare Wench Project
Battlestar Orgasmica
Beat the ****
Beaver and Buttcheeks
Beaverjuice
Beaverly Hills Cop
The Beaverly Hillbillies
Beverly Hills 90269
Beverly Hills Cox
Beetlejism
The Big Sleazy
The *****es of Westwick
Black Booty
Black **** Down
Black to the Future
Blast from the Pants
The Blown Ranger
Bone Voyage
The Boner Collector
Bonfire of the Panties
Boobarella
The Booby Guard
Boomerwang
Brassiere to Eternity
Bratgirl
Bright Lights Big Titties
Broadcast Nudes
Buffy the Vampire Layer
Buttman and Bobbing
Caddy Shack-up
Cape Rear
Captain Hooker and Peter Porn
Chinny Chinny Gang Bang
Choke-A-Hontas
City of Anals
Clitbanger
Clitty Clitty Gang Bang
A Clockwork Orgy
CockTale
Coming Holmes
Coming on America
Crocodile Blondie
Dances with Foxes
Dangerous Lesions
Das Booty
Dawson's Crack
Debbie Does Deliverance
Deeper Impacts
The Deer Humper
Desperately Seeking Suzie
****, Tracy?
Dickman and Throbbing
Dirty Harriet
Dirty Panting
Done in 60 Seconds
dookie trousers v.D.
Dr. Speckle and Ms. Hyde
Dr. Strangesex
Drilling Miss Daisy
Dun-Hur
E3: The Extra-Testicle
Earth Girls Are Sleazy
Easy Ride Her
Edward Penishands
Ejacula
Endless Lust
Erectnophobia
Face Jam
Facial Attraction
Family Affairs
Ferris Bueller's Jack Off
First Times at Cherry High
A Fist Full of Bimbos
Fists of Fury
Flashpants
Flesh Gordon
The Flintbones
For Your Thighs Only
Foreskin Gump
Forrest Hump
Frankenpenis
Friday the 69
Frosty the Blowman
FudgePac Man
G*A*S*H
The gAy Team
Generation Sex
Genital Hospital
Ghostbangers
Gilligan's Bi-Land
The Girl From S.E.X.
Girls Just Wanna Have Toys
Girlz N the Hood
Glad He Ate Her
Gonad the Barbarian
The Good, The Bad, And the Horny
Good Will Humping
Great Sexpectations
Guess Who Came at Dinner
Guys and Balls
Hairy Pooter and the Scorcerer's Bone
Halloweenie
Hannah and Her Blisters
Hannah Does Her Sisters
Headtv
Herman's Bed
Hill Street Blacks
Hill Street Blew
The Hills Have Thighs
The Hindlick Maneuver
Hocus Poke Us
Honey, I Blew the Kid
Hot Gun
The Howard Sperm Show
The Hunchbutt of Notre Dame
I Cream of Genie
I Know Who You Did Last Summer
I Love Jucy
In and Out in Beverly Hills
Independence Nights
Indiana Bones in the Temple of June
Inspect Her Gadget
Intercourse with a Vampire
Interview with a Vibrator
It's a Wonderful Sex Life
Jennifer Ate
The Joy Suck Club
Jugsy
Jungle Beaver
Jurassic Pork
King Dong
Kinky Business
L.A. Raw
Lake Flacid
The Last Anal Hero
Lawrence of a Labia
Legs Wide Shut
Lethal Weapons
License to Thrill
Little Shop of Whores
The Load Warrior
Looking for Mr. Goodsex
Lord of the Rims
Lust at First Bite
The Lust Boat
The Lust Bug
Lust in America
Lust in Space
Mad Maxine Beyond Thunderbone
Man On the Poon
The Man With the Golden Penis
The Man With Two Penises
Married With Hormones
Mary Bobbings
MC Jammer 2 Hung 2 Tongue
Men In Back
Miami Spice
Mickey Blue Balls
A Midsummer Night's Wet Dream
A Miracle on 69th Street
Mousecunt
Mr. Holland Groped Us
Mrs. Assfire
Muffy the Vampire Layer
Mullholland Balls
Murphy's Brown
My Bare Lady
My Dinner with Andrea
My Three Sluts
National Pornographic's Animal Kingdom
Navy Squeals
A Nightmare on **** Street
NYDP Blew
On Golden Blonde
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Breast
One Lay at a Time
Ordinary Peepholes
Passenger 69
Pee-wee Sperming's Big Adventure
The Penetrator
The Pink Lagoon
Pleasure Island
PocaHotAss
Poltergash
Poop Dreams
Porn on the Fourth of July
Pornocchio
Position Impossible
The Postman Always Comes Twice
Pulp Friction
Pushing ***
Quantum Deep
Queer and Pleasant Stranger
The Queer Hunter
Ramb-Ohh
Rambone
Rambutt
Robofox
The Rockford Piles
The Rocky Porno Video Show
Romancing the Bone
Rosemary's Beaver
S/X
Satisfaction Jackson
Saturday Night Beaver
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Schindler's Fist
Schindler's Lust
Sex Degrees of Fornication
The Sex Family Robinson
The Sex Files
Sex Lives of the Rich and Famous
The Sex Sense
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
The Sexorcist
Shakespeare in Lust
Shaving Grace
Sheepless in Montana
The Sheets of San Francisco
Silence of the Loins - The Return of Hannibal Lickter
Sinderella
Single White Nympho
The 69 Olympics with Mark Spits and Greg Largeanus
The 69th Sense
Sleezy Rider
Sling Babes
The Slutty Professor
Snatch Adams
Some Like it Hard
Spermacus
The Sperminator
Sperms of Endearment
Spurtacus
Splatman
Splendor in the Ass
Star Whores: The Phantom Anus
Star Whores: Attack of the Clits
Star Whores: A New Hump
Star Whores: The Empire Strokes Back
Star Whores: Return of the ****
Starship Poopers
Star Trek: Erection
Star Trek: The Next Penetration
Strokedown Palace
Studsky and Snatch
Suck Rodgers in the 69th Century
Summer of 69ing
Swallow Man
21 Hump Street
2069, A Space Orgy
The T & A Team
Tales from the Dark Hole
Tango and Gash
Terms of Endowment
The Texas Dildo Massacre
The Thin Pink Line
This is Your Sex Life
Three Men in a Babe
Threesomes Company
Throbbin' Hood
Tits a Wonderful Life
To Live and Shave in LA
Top Buns
Total Reball
Turn Her and Hootch
The Twilight Bone
Twelve Angry Lesbians
Twin Cheeks
Two Lays in the Valley
Twin Peeks
Urban Cowgirls
Valley of the Sluts
The Wadd Squad
Waddzilla
Watersports World
A Wet Dream on Elm Street
When Harry Ate Sally
Where the Boy's Aren't
White Men Can't Hump
Who Reamed Robin Rabbit?
Whore of the Worlds
Willy Wonka and the Hershey Highway
Womb Raider
Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy
You've Got Male!


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That was a google search on Funny porn movies Jon, I know, I tried it.

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or just naming all the videos in his colection.


What a great list

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GO GO GO!
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Black D1ck Down!

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T!t-antic

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ACK!!! PTHBBPPPTTT!!!!
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Airport 69
Alice in Pornoland
All the President's Women
Ally McSqueal
All That Jizz
America's Horniest Home Videos
American Booty
American Hair Pie
Anal-ize This
etc,etc........

Jon Miller


Thanks a lot thread killer!




ACK!

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Canada
Aug 2001
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Juranal Park was always one of my favorites (titles, that is, not movies).

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it was c0ck

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I guess we have to make up our own fake titles now that the whole list has been published.

How about :

Balling for Columbine
Hanniball
Fukcing Lilja Forever (you have to be from Sweden to understand how that title is funny)
Lord of the Rings: The Two Phallic Objects
XXX-Men

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The Bangs of New York
This is Penile Tap
Aussie Teen Powers: International Den of Buggery

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