07-05-2003 05:45									#1
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Thought it was a decent, if a bit offensive t-shirt slogan until I saw that it wasn't a t-shirt that was being sold

http://www.cafeshops.com/landoverbaptist.5758047

the rest:
http://www.cafeshops.com/landoverbaptist/33508

	07-05-2003 05:51									#2
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They're a splinter group.

You think Bin Laden is a typical Muslim?
Never mind. He wasn't/isn't.

	07-05-2003 05:51									#3
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I thought this thread would be about cruelty to squirrels
BUT

The t-shirt is more than mildly offensive . . . in fact its sole message/ joke is designed to offend-- and its a pretty tired and unfunny joke at that

	07-05-2003 05:55									#6
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It's a tired and overused joke. Aside from that, I find it fairly humorous.

And Landover Baptist is a parody site that mocks fundementalist Christians.

	07-05-2003 17:17									#7
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I like the Betty Bowers God Told Me To Hate You line.

	07-05-2003 17:24									#8
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Now, come on, this one is funny:

http://www.cafeshops.com/landoverbaptist/33515

	07-05-2003 17:24									#9
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Poor misguided fools.

	07-05-2003 17:31									#10
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Doesn't the 'Poly shop offer exactly the same kind of products (with different logos of course ) ?

	07-05-2003 17:33									#11
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MarkG did not die for your sins.

	07-05-2003 17:38									#12
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Nothing but jokes!

	07-05-2003 18:48									#13
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I think (though I could be wrong) that Landover Baptist is a spoof site.

You make the call: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

I mean, they have the following slogan as a bumper sticker:

"The Father, The Son, and the Holy Ghost:
Submit to My Three-Headed God!"

	07-05-2003 18:51									#14
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I do like the "What Would Jesus Do?" thongs!

	07-05-2003 18:53									#15
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http://www.landoverbaptist.org/sermons/SARS.html

China, the land of the rising sun.

	07-05-2003 18:57									#16
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From the above:

"I’m happy to say, friends, that the Old God is back. The God of the Old Testament is replacing the more lackadaisical, fey God of the newer book. God used to wipe out entire races of people without warning, burning whole towns of perverts, killing off an entire nation of first-borns. Even drowning every breathing human on land, born or unborn. But the more contemporary God has been somewhat timid, allowing the occasional holocaust, but mainly sitting back and watching our folly with amusement. But no more. God is finally striking back, signaling the End Times will soon be upon us."

LOL!

	07-05-2003 21:53									#17
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I think you guys have missed out on the joke. Although they were offering adult sized t-shirts with that slogan, look what else they are selling it on.

	07-05-2003 21:56									#18
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with only 30% of catholics in the US versus 70% protestants no wonder they're the butt of the joke. % approximative.

	07-05-2003 21:58									#19
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I thought there were about as many catholics as protestants, thanks to the Irish and Italian immigration ?

	07-05-2003 22:02									#20
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i dont think so... but these % are not to be trusted at face value since i just read them somewhere and i dont remember the source to confirm them

maybe someone could get us a link?

	07-05-2003 22:04									#21
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quote: Originally posted by Spiffor I thought there were about as many catholics as protestants, thanks to the Irish and Italian immigration ?

No, Catholics are still outnumbered greatly by the Protestants. Of course, keep in mind it is often Catholics who aare the most harsh in discussing/making jokes about the Catholic hierarchy.

	07-05-2003 22:04									#22
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quote: Originally posted by Spiffor I thought there were about as many catholics as protestants, thanks to the Irish and Italian immigration ?

I think the number of German descent protestants would more than tip the balance.

	07-05-2003 22:13									#23
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Protestant 56%, Roman Catholic 28%, Jewish 2%, other 4%, none 10% (1989)

Trust the good old CIA factbook http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications...ok/geos/us.html

	07-05-2003 22:15									#24
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	07-05-2003 23:52									#25
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eh, I was bored.