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oedo is offline oedo
Prince
and the revolution
Feb 2000
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The Whitehouse Homepage Support Apolyton, buy Alpha Centauri

http://www.whitehouse.org
I surfed there about an hour ago and it took me some time until I realized....
but see yourself. this page rocks!
Asher is offline Asher
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Calgary, Alberta
Nov 1999
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Got spare money?

The .com version is better

Albert Speer is offline Albert Speer
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Puerile Polemic
Mar 1999
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Oedo:

it took you some time before you realized this site was fake?

damn liberals got a twisted view of Conservatives...
orange is offline orange
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It doesn't matter what your name is!
Feb 2000
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Speer - Do you have a sense of humour? At all? Ever?
Albert Speer is offline Albert Speer
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Puerile Polemic
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lol some of these things were hilarious...

"Jimmy Carter was the first mentally retarded President. "

"Bill Clinton was also the first to stain the Presidential Seal with beer and to spout Godless, adulterous seed in every corner of the Presidential powder room."

lol good stuff
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Sep 1999
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http://www.whitehouse.gov/
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http://www.whitehouse.com

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You really have to wonder about people that are totally indoctrinated with a party line.

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yes, I stumbled over the Joe McCarthy article first. and it all seemed to make sense to me.

I detected the .com version already when Billy Boy was president. I remember it took me some time too, until I realized it was a fake.

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i liked the crusade against masturbation and letters from kids. Hahaha...
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Feb 2002
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EDIT: A-holes won't let me post picture

Attachment: funny.jpg
This has been downloaded 19 time(s).
Ned is offline Ned
Prince
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Oct 1999
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I'm afraid that most liberals will not know that this is a parody.
Traianvs is offline Traianvs
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Belgium, land of plenty (corruption)
Jan 2000
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I'm afraid that most conservatives will not know that this is a parody.


Btw: May 8, 1945

President Harry Truman announces, "The forces of Germany have surrendered to the United Nations," through a radio broadcast to the American people from the White House.



oh yeah

oedo is offline oedo
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quote:
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i liked the crusade against masturbation and letters from kids. Hahaha...

this one beats it all:
EVIDENCE: Have you caught your child masturbating? If you walk into your son's bedroom without knocking and he's in there with his pants down holding his erect penis, he's probably masturbating.


quote:
I'm afraid that most liberals will not know that this is a parody.

yeah Ned. a valid point even. but did you ever consider that Dubya could be a parody as well?

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