10-05-2003 07:47									#1
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I wish to ask a question about this, the Most Holy Inquistion of the Catholic Church. Since we are settling down in a wait for...something, I might as well ask it now.

The Grand Inquisitor, Don Torquemada, was certainly a promising fellow indeed. I suspected that he would make the perfect man for his job. But, the thing is...he has vanished! When was he last seen in public? When did he last visit court? Where has he gone?

The Inquisition needs to root out heresy. Where is the Inquisitor? Is there any news of the man? There is much to be done. There are heretics to be tried and reformed. We need this man more than ever.

Cardinal Calamari
Archbishop of Spain

	10-05-2003 14:46									#2
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Eminence,

I appreciate your complimentary opinion of my modest talents, and if this opinion was shared by the Pope, I assume that a papal bull would be issued assigning this terrible duty to his humble servant.

You can be sure that my withdrawal was only motivated by my ineradicable will to root out heresy, and I have spent all this time studying, researching, inventing ways and means to reach this holy goal.

Compared to the methods and techniques that the heretics will face, those used in my duty of Watcher were children games.


Antiheretically yours

Christofo de Torquemada

	10-05-2003 17:42									#3
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You have been appointed in the holy mass in which I was coronated as pope. I am currently writing the Law on the Inquisition which I will let published soon.

Pope Aidun I

	10-05-2003 22:29									#4
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This is extremely good news, Senor Torquemada, as ever a faithful son of the Most Holy Church.

When His Holiness publishes the bull, I sincerely hope that you prove that you are as good a prosecutor as your father was. The Inquistion rests on you, and it is a heavy burden. The heretics must be sought out, sir.

Cardinal Calamari