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Sirotnikov is offline Sirotnikov
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<--- Yes, It's a "kitty" in a boot.
Feb 2000
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Israeli cop mistaken for stripper
Monday, May 5, 2003 Posted: 10:49 AM EDT (1449 GMT)

JERUSALEM (Reuters) -- An Israeli policeman responding to neighbors' complaints about a rowdy all-female party received an unexpected welcome at the door when revellers mistook him for a stripper and began to take off his clothes and stroke him.

"The women had ordered a stripper dressed as a police officer," national police spokesman Gil Kleiman said on Monday.

The policeman showed the women his badge but they thought it was part of the act.

He was extricated only after his partner came up and vouched for his identity, Kleiman said.

"She took off my shirt and untied my shoelaces," the officer was quoted by the Yedioth Ahronoth daily as saying about one of the partygoers.

"She started stroking me and called on her friends to join in."




Admit it guys - how many of us would just play along, huh?

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Jon Miller is offline Jon Miller
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the losers?

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Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

What did they do with his GUN...?
Spiffor is offline Spiffor
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The Mad Monk is offline The Mad Monk
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...you have his gun?
Sirotnikov is offline Sirotnikov
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Got spare money?

Ooops
I chose a wrong icon

The Mad Monk is offline The Mad Monk
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I think you can still change it.
Sirotnikov is offline Sirotnikov
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nope, wont work. thanks though

alva is offline alva
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If this were the be the other way around, they would be iin jail.

Funny story though

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this can't be true

but I've always knew this would happen eventually.
Sirotnikov is offline Sirotnikov
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Ah but it is true.


Btw, how would anyone else handle this type of situation, had he been the cop?
Spiffor is offline Spiffor
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I would have played along as long as it was fun. Then, I'd politely request the ladies to stop being loud because of the neighbours, and by explaining that I could shut off the party if they continued.

cruel and egoistic, I know... But

Dis is offline Dis
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I'd go along with it and have sex with the hot women

perhaps I don't have the proper morals to be a cop

Kuciwalker is offline Kuciwalker
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Feb 2001
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ROFL

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Who said they were hot women?

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awesome!
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yeah... hot women is the deal breaker...
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quote:
 Originally posted by Sirotnikov
Btw, how would anyone else handle this type of situation, had he been the cop?

"Ewwww, cooties!!!!"
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