12-05-2003 09:01									#31
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I've seen Transporter.. I thought it started pretty good, so I was excited about it. I mean like the first 20 minutes or so. But then suddenly it started to suck so bad I was almost crying. I got angry.

	12-05-2003 09:03									#32
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Sci-fi and horror are the 2 worst genre.

Most movie directors and screen writers don't understand science, sadly.

	12-05-2003 09:03									#33
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Can anyone remember the name of the movie where there was haircutting championships in UK.. And this one woman had cancer and..something like that. IT WAS SO HORRIBLE! It was honestly the worst movie ever. I dare you to watch it.

	12-05-2003 09:13									#34
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Battlefield Earth

The Bandit Queen [1994]

Beowulf

Underground [1995]

Urban Legend 2 [Actually walked out on this one].

Iris [2001]

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	12-05-2003 09:15									#35
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka I've seen Transporter.. I thought it started pretty good, so I was excited about it. I mean like the first 20 minutes or so. But then suddenly it started to suck so bad I was almost crying. I got angry.

I had exactly the same feelings. That intial car chase gave it promise... but it slowly went to hell after that.

Each line got worse and worse, until the last bit of dialogue...

*weepy chinese girl voice*
"he was a bastad.... but he was my fatha..."
The people in the theatre actually started laughing at the film at this point.

	12-05-2003 09:22									#36
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Oh, and Cidar House Rules. That was ::vomit::

	12-05-2003 09:23									#37
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quote: Originally posted by Lord Merciless Sci-fi and horror are the 2 worst genre. Most movie directors and screen writers don't understand science, sadly.

Sci-fi and Horror are my two favourite genres.

Do you mean they are the hardest to pull off, or you just hate horror and science fiction?

	12-05-2003 09:24									#38
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Kramerman, Tell me about it.. It's the worst to give some hope and then just take it away.

	12-05-2003 09:26									#39
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Mafia
Dude Where's My Car

	12-05-2003 09:28									#40
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Oh yeah Battlefield Earth that was pretty bad.

Cider House Rules has to have been the most depressing movie ever.

	12-05-2003 09:35									#41
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I hate depressing stories. The onl2 emotions of mine that are ever touched my movies are laughter and depression... its starnge. I dont cry, i dont get scared, but i do laugh my as off and get depressed.

	12-05-2003 09:37									#42
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quote: Originally posted by Bkeela Sci-fi and Horror are my two favourite genres. Do you mean they are the hardest to pull off, or you just hate horror and science fiction?

It is extremely difficult to make a good horror movie, while it is very easy to make a bad one. Just look at all the Friday the Thirteen ones, Scream (all three of them), and Urban Legend (I suppose you could classify the last 4 as thrillers, since there isn't anything supernatural involved. However, the dividing line is rather blurry.) You get a masked killer to chase after a helpless woman, who will inevitably get brutalised, while playing some awful "mood enhancing" music. If not that, come up with some gory and ugly "thing," and let it run around killing people. It's so boring, it's so stock.

	12-05-2003 09:39									#43
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Anaconda
and slept through most of The thin red line.

	12-05-2003 09:42									#44
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quote: Originally posted by Ted Striker Cider House Rules has to have been the most depressing movie ever.

To me, it's not the depressing part the got to me. It's the utterly contrived script. It's so heavyhanded, with events just heaped on top of each other.

Such a bad waste of my time.

	12-05-2003 09:50									#45
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quote: Originally posted by alva Signs Especially the last 15 minutes...

Signs was excellent. I don't see why everyone tries to bash it

	12-05-2003 09:52									#46
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quote: Originally posted by Tassadar5000 Signs was excellent. I don't see why everyone tries to bash it

Is that a public service by the Information Ministry?

	12-05-2003 09:53									#47
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quote: Originally posted by Urban Ranger Is that a public service by the Information Ministry?

Of course

There are no American infidels in Poly! The peoples of Apolyton are perfectly safe!

	12-05-2003 09:55									#48
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The worst film I have seen in a long time was the recent "Identity". Ugh, how utterly contrived and dreadful.

	12-05-2003 09:57									#49
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monkspider, NO! Identity was GOOD

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Oh yeah, you are the serial killer expert. I should have figured you would get mad at me for that comment.
Sorry Pekk.

	12-05-2003 10:19									#51
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Evolution. It didn't even take itself seriously, and it still sucked. Which is hard.

	12-05-2003 10:20									#52
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quote: Originally posted by monkspider The worst film I have seen in a long time was the recent "Identity". Ugh, how utterly contrived and dreadful.

Identity was EXCELLENT until about 3/4 of the way through when they just completely changed the plot and then it just totally SUCKED.

It had excellent potential to be a classic.

	12-05-2003 10:38									#53
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My daughters brought the Good Girl home from the video store a few weeks ago. Friends movies suck as a rule, but Jennifer Aniston made a big mistake getting in this one. I had to leave the room after 20 minutes, and my daughters ejected the tape ten minutes after that. We never do that, we watch plenty of sucky movies, but this was just unbearably pathetic without any chance to find a hero to root for. You just wanted all the characters to shut up and die.

	12-05-2003 10:53									#54
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Office Space was the one exception. That had Jennifer Aniston in it.

	12-05-2003 10:56									#55
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Worst Movies Ever: Onegin, Lost in Space

Starship Troopers actually was a great movie!!

	12-05-2003 10:56									#56
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monkspider, no problem

Ted Striker, Yeah the movie had more potential.. but still I think it was entertaining and don't regret seeing it.

	12-05-2003 10:57									#57
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Yeah I thought Starship Troopers was alot of fun.

	12-05-2003 11:52									#58
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quote: Originally posted by Bkeela Sci-fi and Horror are my two favourite genres. Do you mean they are the hardest to pull off, or you just hate horror and science fiction?

I should have said that they are tough to pull off. That's also why these genres are more likely to generate "worst" movies.

	12-05-2003 12:17									#59
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"Contact". I hate that movie. I simply detest it.

Annoying so much, I kept muttering "why the **** should I care" for most of the movie.

	12-05-2003 12:34									#60
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The only two movies I ever walked out on (and this was in a dollar theater):

Robot Jocks
Sleepwalkers


Two dollars I wish I had back...