12-05-2003 05:15									#1
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now, the question is not: which movies are so bad..they are funny! Or "this movie is so bad, it could go on MST3K". The question is, which movie was just so horrible, awful, terrible, that you could not bear to watch it, period, without resorting to violence (against the person or thing showing it, or yourself) ?

	12-05-2003 05:17									#2
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Taxi Driver.

	12-05-2003 05:20									#3
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most of the bad movies I enjoy them cause theyre funny.

Most of the movie that leaves bad taste in my mouth are usually ones that end up being nominated for dumb awards. :bleh:

	12-05-2003 05:26									#4
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I'm with Calc, i enjoy bad movies because they are funny

I'd say Mortal Kombat II: Annihilation is an all time bad movie. The acting is awful, the voice overs are terrible, the fight scenes are overly dramatic, and the storyline is laughable. All the makings of a bad movie. Shame, too, since MKI was very good, in my opinion.

	12-05-2003 05:36									#5
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The adventures of Buckaroo Banzai in the fifth dimension.

	12-05-2003 05:45									#6
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I just hated Taxi Driver and thought it a wasted evening.

To fit GePap's criteria, Reefer Madness.
Made in the 30's as an anti-marijuana statement, it became a cult classic.

	12-05-2003 05:50									#7
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Let's see, there's...

Ecks vs. Sever (I still don't know what that movie is about)

Eye of the Beholder (my friends say this movie sucks)

Dragon Heart II

Highlander Endgame-the villain sucked major donkey balls

Dungeon and Dragon's-same actor.

There's more but I can't think of them.

	12-05-2003 05:58									#8
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Planet of Apes - PETA propaganda

Independence Day - Alien space ship has Mac interface?!!

Starship Troopers - Our current National Guard can wipe them out in less than 15 minutes.

Dungeons and Dragons - Everything is bad.

	12-05-2003 06:04									#9
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O yes, D&D was definitely bad.

I quit watching Bedazzled and A Knight's Tale after five minutes, and I fell asleep during Good Will Hunting.

	12-05-2003 06:12									#10
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D&D was bad, but funny because of its suckiness.

I absolutely hated Lost in Space, since the movie actually takes itself seriously. While it isn't the worst pile of **** around, it has become my measuring stick when analyzing bad movies

Edit : ah yes, something you Yanks ave probably missed, and you are lucky of it. Sex is Comedy is an atrocious film directed by some wanabee-Frenc-intellectual whose focus is to explain how hard it is to make nude scenes. The self-satisfaction, bellybutton-gazing and intellectual jerking-off of this film makes me sick :vomit:

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	12-05-2003 06:18									#11
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I can't stand to watch most movies, especially the "hollywood blockbusters".

	12-05-2003 06:22									#12
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steven segal movies

	12-05-2003 06:24									#13
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quote: Originally posted by Gangerolf steven segal movies

Those are deffinately some of the worst.

	12-05-2003 06:26									#14
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yeah, I just saw his newest one, The Foreigner

	12-05-2003 06:33									#15
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Chick flicks, especially British chick flicks. "Will the foppish dandy win the heart of the lady?" Who ****ing cares?

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quote: Originally posted by Gangerolf steven segal movies

How could I forget!

	12-05-2003 06:40									#17
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Signs
Especially the last 15 minutes...

	12-05-2003 06:59									#18
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Who can forget "Howard the Duck"?

	12-05-2003 07:42									#19
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Superman IV

Lethal Weapon IV

Is it written somewhere that the 4th sequal must suck?

	12-05-2003 07:50									#20
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I definitely agree with D&D.. though it was so bad it made me more angry.

	12-05-2003 08:01									#21
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what was wrong with signs? killer camerawork and effects to work the suspention...not much to suspend but if there was sumthin it would be even better

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quote: Originally posted by badams52 Superman IV Lethal Weapon IV Is it written somewhere that the 4th sequal must suck?

	12-05-2003 08:20									#23
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The worst movie I ever actually tried to watch was The Adventures of Baron von Munchausin (sp?). I made it through about 30 minutes and just couldn't, under any circumstances, watch any more - and I wish I had those 30 minutes of my life back.

I'm sure there are worse ones made, though.

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quote: Originally posted by Charlemagne120 what was wrong with signs? killer camerawork and effects to work the suspention...not much to suspend but if there was sumthin it would be even better

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	12-05-2003 08:31									#25
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quote: Originally posted by Kontiki The worst movie I ever actually tried to watch was The Adventures of Baron von Munchausin (sp?). I made it through about 30 minutes and just couldn't, under any circumstances, watch any more - and I wish I had those 30 minutes of my life back. I'm sure there are worse ones made, though.

I don't think it was that bad, but it was not interesting either.

	12-05-2003 08:31									#26
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The Mangler

this film is so bad it is almost unspeakable. you have to watch it.

most other horror movies fit this category as well.

	12-05-2003 08:40									#27
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quote: Originally posted by dejon Who can forget "Howard the Duck"?

The film is bad, but it was funny because of its so silly, so it's not bad bad.

"Quack Fu"

The really bad ones are the ones that take itself seriously, like Cape Fear (the one with DeNiro) and Good Will Hunting. What a bad waste of my time.

Then there are some truly atrocious ones. Like in one movie this man's going around town looking for a friend. So he's at this one place walking around looking at everybody there:

Man (who is looking for his friend), "Is everybody out here?"
Woman, "No, but if you could wait for five minutes..."
Man (cutting her off), "No, I am busy."

What the !@$&$%?

	12-05-2003 08:51									#28
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Cape Fear was OK, and made even better by the simpsons

don't forget Big Trouble in Little China

	12-05-2003 08:58									#29
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anyone see that movie called the Transporter? It was one of the bad types were we laughed cause it was bad. In fact, my frienda=s and i went to a late night dinner and sat and laughed about it for 2 hours... hehe. it made the movie worth the money we paid for it. We even rented it recently when it came out on video to relive the experience (the movie itself actually seemed betetr to me the 2nd time, for some reason, tho still utterly terrible).

A movie that bored me to death was one called Soul Food... terrible. And another called Dead Man Walking or something like that was also bad. D&D was terrible. Steven Segal movies are typically bad, a are Chuck Norris movies.

	12-05-2003 09:00									#30
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