13-05-2003 09:32									#31
	Increase Your PM Length

*room goes dark with an erry glow on a shadowy figure that enters*

"stand aside lord Notniceman... "

*in darth vader-esque voice

I AM LORD HELMET!!!

Colonel OshKosh sent me to finish the job...

Now draw your shwartz zim zam rocketman, or is it still so embarrassingly small?

*zip*

	13-05-2003 10:19									#32
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

"HA! Even Better!" retorts Lord NotNiceMan the Doomguy of Doom! "I have a +2414 Sword of No God Slaying! Lets see you fart at me now!" And with that, Lord NotNiceMan the Doomguy of Doom hacks off Zim Zim's ass.

	13-05-2003 10:29									#33
	Put an end to popups!

Dark lord of the Sith yadda yadda.... see me in star wars 3!

	13-05-2003 12:11									#34
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A level 0 Ming walked into the thead. Noticing the copious amounts of spam, he became visibly annoyed.

"All right, 10% PCR to all of you!"

Upon this dreaded pronouncement, halos appeared around everybody else, and they became weaker.

"W00t!" Lord Notniceman the Doomguy of Doom attacked the Ming with his +2414 Sword of No God Slaying, as it bounced harmlessly off the Ming.

"You fools! A Ming is only vulnerable to a DanQ, a MarkG, or a Ming of higher level!" The Ming kicked Lord Notniceman the Doomguy of Doom right in the nads, and Lord Notniceman the Doomguy of Doom bellowed and doubled over.

	13-05-2003 13:52									#35
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*Ming gains a level, and receives a +2 banning rod*

	13-05-2003 13:55									#36
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Suddenly, something completely unexpected happened!

	13-05-2003 15:29									#37
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Hail me the Northern Virgin!

*Steps into the room*

I am looking for big swords, so UNLEASH the dog of wars!

	13-05-2003 17:52									#38
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The Ming hits Pekka over the head with his rod.

"Be quiet. Can't you see I am concentrating?"

	13-05-2003 18:08									#39
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Choose wisely, if you choose to attack, you must kill me fast. *Northern Virgin summons her clothes off* +15 seduce.

Behold, I have no clothes on. *Milk attack* *spruit, spruit*, my milk is poisoned, it's acid. MUHahahaha!

	13-05-2003 18:30									#40
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The Ming looks at Pekka sideways. After doing one of these -->

"Good lord, where did you learn how to read?"

	13-05-2003 18:33									#41
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*everybody starts to sing AC/DC You Shook Me All Night and Northern Virgin starts dancing after victorious T1t Attack*

"Rest of you.. do you feel lucky? Well.. do you? Punks?!"
*reloads the two shooter*

	13-05-2003 18:44									#42
	Full PM-box? Change here!

*Zim-Zam weeps some more*

"Ding, level up! I now have +20 Crying!"

*Everybody feels Zim-Zam's pain*

	13-05-2003 18:47									#43
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*Northern Virgins intuition says Zim-Zam is faking*

"Looks like I need to boost things up" *Breast enhancer +20% enlargement*

	13-05-2003 19:31									#44
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*Mr. Whatsupwithplustwentys arrives... *

Mr. Whatsupwithplustwentys: Behold! I have arrived!
Ming:
NV:
Mr W: What's up with all these rolleyes -attacks?
Ming: Ok, so you've here... why should we care?
Mr W: Because... I am what I am...
Zim Zam: Erm, you're what?
Mr W: I'm your worst nightmare.

*Mr W. summons a fireball-of-doom*
*Ming uses his banning rod and teleports Mr W. with it to an alternative dimension*
Zim Zam: Geez, what a moron.
NV: Indeed...
Zim Zam: Yeah... +1
Ming: Watch out... because soon the spam sharks are going to get feed.
Mr W: Erm, huh? Where is my fireball? I can't seem to be able to use my magic powers, anymore!... erm... where am I?

	14-05-2003 02:07									#45
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ROFLMAO @ Pekka

	14-05-2003 02:19									#46
	Got spare money?

Paddy, feeling Zim-zam's pain as only a sidekick can, summons forth his stinkyfinger of nausea to defend Zim-Zam and his ass.


ACK!

	14-05-2003 03:23									#47
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*Zim-Zam looks aghast at Busty McKnockers*

"Must... resist... boobies..."

*Zim-Zam catches a whiff of Paddy's finger*

"Whoo, that'll make you flaccid in a hurry! Thanks, sidekick!"

	14-05-2003 03:26									#48
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This is getting a little wrong...

	14-05-2003 03:37									#49
	Suffering from ads?

What do you mean "getting"?

	14-05-2003 03:50									#50
	Avatar Enlargement: We've got the solution

This was wrong from the first post, that's what's so right about it.

ACK!