13-05-2003 06:37									#1
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I'm Zim-Zam O'Pootertoot, a level 24 Rocketman with +10 Fisting.


*Zim-Zam walks into the Apolyton coffeeshop*

"I'm looking for Colonel OshKosh! He shall pay for what he did to my trouser love machine!"

*Zim-Zam weeps uncontrollably*

"Damn you, Colonel OshKosh! Damn you to hell!"

	13-05-2003 06:48									#2
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Shall I direct you to the coffeeshop, mighty zam zam rocketman?

	13-05-2003 06:50									#3
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henceuntothereforth,

Loin is bugging out again.

	13-05-2003 06:50									#4
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What character are you playing? I need a sidekick on this quest. Or, you could be a mini-boss, or perhaps a busty maiden (who will doubtless be a casualty of war ).

	13-05-2003 06:52									#5
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Loinburger:

I'm going to be leaving for the next few days, so I give permission for you to use me as a busty maiden.

	13-05-2003 06:53									#6
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quote: Originally posted by loinburger What character are you playing? I need a sidekick on this quest. Or, you could be a mini-boss, or perhaps a busty maiden (who will doubtless be a casualty of war ).

I'll be the sidekick, Paddy McStinkyfinger.

ACK!

	13-05-2003 06:53									#7
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Wutang!


*Zim-Zam marvels at the random maiden's busty bust*

*An ill feeling overcomes Zim-Zam...*

"Hey, you've got an awfully, erm, masculine jaw, Busty Maiden..."

	13-05-2003 06:56									#8
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Loiny sure has a thing about fisting.

	13-05-2003 06:58									#9
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quote: Originally posted by Oerdin Loiny sure has a thing about fisting.

Funniest pr0n there is!

ACK!

	13-05-2003 06:58									#10
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*Zim-Zam eyes Oerdin the Not-So-Busty Maiden with a suspicious eye*

"Hey Paddy, let's burn us a witch, eh what? I'll bet she's in league with Colonel OshKosh, and that Man-Maiden! Damn them both!"

*Zim-Zam lets one rip*

"Whoo, don't nobody light a match in here! Yeck!"

	13-05-2003 07:00									#11
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*Paddy , of course, is lighting a cigar.*

WHAT?

ACK!

	13-05-2003 07:00									#12
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*Duke Hercules Ironfist marches into the coffee-shop*

- Snively! What goes on?

*Snively, the sickening little lackey with no brains at all, responds in a croak*

Well, I don't know, Your Grace. It looks like something that makes very little sense to me, least ways.

- Why, Snively, nothing makes since to you, you have absolutely no brains at all.

Gee, I forgot.

(to Zam Zam Rocketman, poking him in the nostril with a gigantic pistol)

- What the heck are you up to?

	13-05-2003 07:04									#13
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*the coffeeshop is engulfed by a raging inferno, thanks to the combination of Zim-Zam's flatulance and Paddy's nicotine addiction*

"I'll save us, Paddy! We'll let this androgoneous creatures roast in their own grease!"

*Zim-Zam takes off in his rocket-pack, and uses his telekinetic powers, which I forgot to mention before, to levitate Paddy behind him*

"You just better hope that those beans have finally made their way through me, Paddy..."

	13-05-2003 07:05									#14
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I am Farnsworth Von FishyLiche.

"Verily, the busty maidens here doth repel me!"
*Farnsworth salivates*

"Hmmm, I Verily smell some meat roasting."

	13-05-2003 07:07									#15
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Now, this is very uncivil. This raging inferno must be put out at once. Burning alive in convulsive agony is not something I will tolerate.

	13-05-2003 07:09									#16
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Cabbages.

(the Duke huffs huffily in a huff as he departs from the coffeeshop with the brainless flunky in pursuit)

	13-05-2003 07:11									#17
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*Zim-Zam spits on the ashes of the tavern, in that way that only really cool anti-heroes like Clint Eastwood can convincingly pull off*

*Zim-Zam notes that the semi-busty possibly-maidens are still alive*

"Hah, I knew it! Witches! Doubtless vampire doppleganger ghost dragon love trousers created by the vile machinations of Colonel OshKosh!"

	13-05-2003 07:14									#18
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"But they are still good, right?"

*Fansworth continues to level his licking skill*

	13-05-2003 07:17									#19
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*Paddy sniffs finger*

ACK!

	13-05-2003 07:17									#20
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*Zim-Zam looks questioningly at Farnesworth*

"Well, I suppose that it's all the same if you keep your eyes closed..."

*Zim-Zam shudders*

	13-05-2003 07:19									#21
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Will Fisty McFecal be making a guest appearance?

	13-05-2003 07:21									#22
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It is possible, he's just been banned at the Battle Arena.

	13-05-2003 07:21									#23
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*Suddenly, the real Clint Eastwood walks in*

*Weird spaghetti-western-type music plays*

"Aaaaaah! Wowwwww woooowwwww wwwwow! Aaaaaaaaah! Wow wow wow! *crash, bang* Aaaaaaah, Wow Wow Wow Wow, Wow Wow Wow, Wow Wow! *blam, whack* Aaaaaaaah! *huhh huhh* Wow wow wow!"

(And it continues for a few minutes until the words 'The Good' appear in cursive above Clint's head)

	13-05-2003 07:33									#24
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Why must you make me a man Zam-zam rocketman?

Can't you look at me just the way I am?

	13-05-2003 07:44									#25
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"Quiet, random busty maiden. I'm not finished with you yet! Verily!"

	13-05-2003 07:46									#26
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"Oh, busty maiidddeeennn, smell my finger"


ACK!

	13-05-2003 08:05									#27
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Lord NotNiceman, a level 54 Doomguy of Doom, approaches Zim-Zam O'Pootertoot. "Your time has come", he exclaims, "I will now slay you with my +2413 Godslayer Sword of Extra Death!

	13-05-2003 08:14									#28
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*Zim-Zam laughs in the face of the Doomguy*

"A Godslayer sword, eh? Good thing I've got +20 Atheism! Bwahahahah!"

*Zim-Zam farts in the general direction of Doomguy*

"Let the ass-wrappage commence, Doomguy!"

	13-05-2003 08:17									#29
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Lonestar the level 79 Werewolf Druid thinks you're all wussies.

	13-05-2003 09:06									#30
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quote: Originally posted by Lonestar Lonestar the level 79 Werewolf Druid thinks you're all wussies.

pffft. 94 zon pops a guided lycander up yar ass.