14-05-2003 02:33									#1
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You know, I've watched all these vampire films and they are always marvellously well shaven...but how do they shave effectively when they cannot see their own reflection? Just something to think about there

	14-05-2003 02:37									#2
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They are dead so they don't grow more hair.

	14-05-2003 02:38									#3
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quote: Originally posted by Skanky Burns They are dead so they don't grow more hair.

That is a rather broad and sweeping assumption. Do you have any evidence to back up the fact they wouldn't grow facial hair?

	14-05-2003 02:40									#4
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So they don't get scabs in their beards.

	14-05-2003 02:43									#5
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100% of vampires that I have met didn't grow any facial hair. Ever.

	14-05-2003 02:47									#6
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Fingernails and hair actually grow for a little while after you're dead. Your intestines still function, too, so dead people can defecate.

And vampires are seen as sexy in our culture. Scraggily and hairy isn't usually sexy.

	14-05-2003 02:54									#7
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Wait. Count Blackula has a mustache.

	14-05-2003 02:57									#8
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Oh, and Dracula had facial hair in the Gary Oldman film of a few years ago, when he was in London.

	14-05-2003 02:58									#9
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quote: Originally posted by Skanky Burns They are dead so they don't grow more hair.

Vampires are NOT dead.

	14-05-2003 03:05									#10
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quote: Originally posted by Hueij Vampires are NOT dead.

No, UNdead, big difference. About the hair, waxing.

	14-05-2003 03:06									#11
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Because the growth process stops when you become a vampire, that is why, in "Interview w/a Vampire" the little girl stayed a little girl and why vampires don't grow beards.

ACK!

	14-05-2003 03:06									#12
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I think Count Numbula and Chocula have at least pencil mustaches as well, so, once again, Provost is full of it.
And if I recall, "The Lost Boys" was full of hairy vampires.

Ha ha, you suck.

	14-05-2003 03:08									#13
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov Wait. Count Blackula has a mustache.

He also had one of the most atrocious afros I have ever seen.

	14-05-2003 03:09									#14
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You think so? I don't think it's too bad.

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	14-05-2003 03:12									#15
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Hair and nails do not grow after your death, it's just your skin kinda sniks, so more of the hair shows 'n' stuff.

	14-05-2003 03:15									#16
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I guess blackula wasn't as 'fro-y as I remembered. It's been a long time since I saw that trashy little waste of film.

	14-05-2003 03:17									#17
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Yep...he's got a goat.http://pbskids.org/sesame/coloring/1.html

	14-05-2003 04:21									#18
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Check out Van Richten's Guide to Vampires, wherein he describes all the reasons why they can eat and defecate, but can't actually digest their food.

On an unrelated note, if Medusa had snakes for hair, didn't that make it difficult to spray deodorant on her armpits?

(And don't follow that train of logic any further down, either.)

	14-05-2003 05:07									#19
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The actor who played Pee Wee Herman played a vamp. with plenty of facial hair in the Buffy movie.

	14-05-2003 06:43									#20
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That's why Medusa stinks like sh1t.

But that doesn't matter anyway to people back then, since they never bathed and dumped all their sh1t onto the street.

(In 1855, Pennsylvania passed a law probihiting the bath.)

	14-05-2003 07:26									#21
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Blacks just don't make good vampires, they're not pale enough.

	14-05-2003 07:28									#22
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Blackula loved it

Didn't Dracula have facial hair in Brahm Stroker's Dracula?

	14-05-2003 07:30									#23
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He had a mustache... sorry about the Stroker thing, been talking to Wittlich too much

	14-05-2003 08:07									#24
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In the 19th century good guys generally had beards, sideburns, and or moustaches, while bad guys were often clean shaven. Maybe that's why.