14-05-2003 04:21									#1
	QUICK n' EASY Re-teach me Spanish for a date tonight!!! Support Apolyton, buy Alpha Centauri

We'll start with vocabulary... list every word you think I'll need to know en Espanol y Ingles, it will surely spark my memory

Then... I need to know how to say:

"I am a student at University"
"I am taking a semester off until September"

"My family owns a palace in the Rocky Mountains"
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!"
"It's my cousins birthday, tambien"

and these girls are from Chile... any accent recommendations?

Oh man... I'll have more questions as I step out of the shower

	14-05-2003 04:28									#2
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"I am a student at University"
"I am taking a semester off until September"
Soy un estudiante en la universidad
Estoy quitando un semestre hasta septiembre

My family owns a palace in the Rocky Mountains
Mi familia posee un palacio en las montañas rocosas

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS

It's my cousins birthday, tambien
Es mi cumpleaños de los primos, tambien

and these girls are from Chile... any accent recommendations?
¿y estas muchachas son de Chile... cualquier recomendación del acento?

	14-05-2003 04:30									#3
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pick up line
Deseo al vete a la mierda encima del asno
compliment
su asno es grande
compliment
su cara cayó de la luna
pick up line
yo amor usted tiempo largo
ask for a threesome
Deseo al vete a la mierda y a su hermana
talking yourself up
Soy como un caballo

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	14-05-2003 04:32									#4
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Bad Sloww! Your supposed to tell him things like this:

"I am a student at university"-Estaba a estúpido hacerlo en la universidad.

"My family owns a palace in the Rocky Mountains"-Mi familia vive en una caja de la tabla de tarjeta algunos donde en las Montañas Rocosas.

and so on...

	14-05-2003 04:33									#5
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quote: Es mi cumpleaños de los primos, tambien

Are you sure it isn't...

quote: Es el cumpleaños de mi primo, tambien

	14-05-2003 04:34									#6
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Damn! Your legs go all the way to the floor!

¡Maldición! ¡Sus piernas van toda la manera al piso!



You did not need to slap me.

Usted no necesitó darme una palmada.

	14-05-2003 04:36									#7
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Oh, gripe,gripe, gripe.

She'll understand the little bastard, assuming his meds don't have him incompacitated.

	14-05-2003 04:37									#8
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this might be appropriate

Negociaré muchos lamas para usted

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	14-05-2003 04:38									#9
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quote: Originally posted by SlowwHand Oh, gripe,gripe, gripe. She'll understand the little bastard, assuming his meds don't have him incompacitated.

That's the problem. Your supposed to tell him totally outragous things to say so that he get slapped and sent home early.

Ahem... tell the young lady this one: Negociaré muchos lamas para usted. She'll love you after that.

	14-05-2003 04:38									#10
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'you have lovely eyes'

Soy un puta por nada

	14-05-2003 04:40									#11
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and of course, the all important

cójame


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	14-05-2003 04:41									#12
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also, this might work well (pick upline)

su parte posteriora es como lamas

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	14-05-2003 04:42									#13
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Deseo al vete a la mierda y a su hermana


I see sister in there
There are three of them, by the way. How do I compliment one of them on her lip piercing?

	14-05-2003 04:43									#14
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quote: Originally posted by Jon Miller also, this might work well (pick upline) su parte posteriora es como lamas Jon Miller

Am I complimenting her ass here?

	14-05-2003 04:43									#15
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quote: Originally posted by Jon Miller and of course, the all important cójame Jon Miller

What

	14-05-2003 04:44									#16
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Or this one will also in dear you with her.

Cuánto hace el costo si vamos directamente a mi dormitorio?

	14-05-2003 04:44									#17
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Ok, fine.

Allow me to check your throat with my tongue.

Permita que compruebe su garganta con mi lengüeta.





Would your sister be interested in joining us ?

¿Su hermana estaría interesada en ensamblarnos?


No? What of your mother ?

¿No? ¿Qué de su madre?



Still no ? What of your brother ? Your cat ?

¿Todavía no? ¿Qué de su hermano? ¿Su gato?

	14-05-2003 04:45									#18
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quote: Originally posted by Zylka Am I complimenting her ass here?

He saying something spits like a llama.

I won't say what though

	14-05-2003 04:46									#20
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I don't speak Spanish at all but :

quote: su parte posteriora es como lamas

looks like "your ass is like a llama's" to me
I think only Sloww has been helpful to you so far

	14-05-2003 04:47									#21
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Your ass is like a llama's.
You bet. That will seal the deal.

	14-05-2003 04:48									#22
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quote: Originally posted by Zylka What

It means "Catch me". Normally a girl would say that though.

	14-05-2003 04:49									#23
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I forgot a disclaimer

Jon Miller
*actually knows no spanish

	14-05-2003 04:49									#24
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Alright guys I only need one or 2 that won't seem akward coming up out of nowhere

Jon are you trying to have me spit on myself tonight?

	14-05-2003 04:50									#25
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three of them???

than this is important

¿por qué los tres de usted no se vuelven a mi lugar?

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	14-05-2003 04:50									#26
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Alright, I'm sorry. I will stop now.


Good luck on your date.

	14-05-2003 04:51									#27
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You look lovely.

Usted parece encantador.






I speak little Spanish. My apologies.

Hablo poco español. Mis apologías.

	14-05-2003 04:53									#28
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quote: Originally posted by SlowwHand You look lovely. Usted parece encantador. I speak little Spanish. My apologies. Hablo poco español. Mis apologías.

Thank you

For the second one - how does this translate (out of curiosity)

Lo siento. Hablo pequnio Espanol

	14-05-2003 04:56									#29
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And finally, just for you:

Raise your hands .

Levante sus manos.




This is a robbery.

Esto es un robo.

	14-05-2003 04:56									#30
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and how does

"QUIEN ES TU PADRE???"

Translate - because someone told me it's all I'll need with the pretty one?