18-03-2004 21:19									#751
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In other news,

A former driver has been drafted to the Hive air force. "I know how to operate a former, I'm sure I'll know how to operate a skyhawk." He announced proudly upon inquery.

Can we get a Pravda out with the war declaration please?

	18-03-2004 22:18									#752
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quote: Originally posted by HongHu In other news, A former driver has been drafted to the Hive air force. ...

quote: Originally posted by t_ras 1) IT IS FORMER OPERATOR AND NOT DIVER!!

	18-03-2004 22:26									#753
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Heh. How about change it to a former diver.

	19-03-2004 00:24									#754
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Then they would be a skydiver

-Jam

	19-03-2004 01:40									#755
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Air-former! cool! does make clouds too?

	29-03-2004 21:33									#756
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Former deputy chairman and long time anti-revolutionist Jamski was found to have fled from the Human Hive. Jamski has reportedly left without saying goodbye to anybody. His disappearance was discovered when a janitor found a wide-open door and a disordered floor filled with old classified materials and tapes of Claire Forloni in Jamski’s private quarters. It is speculated that the former deputy intended to defect to the Hive’s enemy faction – the CPU.

CPC chairman HongHu was reported to have also left the Hive after leaving a note on her desk on the same day. Friends close to her said that she had run after Jamski. Hive authorities was informed that she had briefly been in contact with the PEACE, one friendly faction of the Hive. However, she had never actually arrived to join the good captains.

Eight days later a probe team dispatched by CMC chairman Rubin found an unconscious HongHu in a massive area of xenofungus. There is no speculation on how long she had been in that state. Although she appeared to be unwounded, many say that she seems a little different from before. Nobody knows what had happened in those eight days because Comrade HongHu refused to comment on it. Others believe that a nervestaple therapy session may be in order.

	29-03-2004 21:37									#757
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Can somebody write something about the "brainstorm" action?

Is Comrade Vander around these days? When can we expect a new Pravda?

	30-03-2004 11:14									#758
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I could put an issue out this weekend, if necessary.

	30-03-2004 11:45									#759
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That would be great!

	30-03-2004 15:17									#760
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go for it!

	02-04-2004 09:13									#761
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The former slaves of the CyCon

As we all hopefully knows, our mortal enemies wayward brothers, the Planet University of Technology has been invaded and defeated by our ruthless armies liberated from evil CyCon mind control. It is a lie well known that the University was being mind controlled and acted as puppets for their evil and perverted masters, the Cybernetic Conciousness, otherwise known as the CyCon. However using wave after wave of barely armed woman and children clever tactics devised by Chairman Voltaire himself, we have invaded liberated the scientists.

One of the jerks men from University has unwillingly told us of his life as a free man slave of the CyCon.

PRAVDA Journalist: Listen here scum! Tell us about your life before the Hive came and took your faction by force.
Former slave: I lived a happy life before you bastards came and murdered my family and friends!!
PRAVDA Journalist: If you do not tell me something i WANT to hear i will have to use this handheld nervestapler on you!
Former slave: To hell with you bastaaaAAAARRGH!!!!
PRAVDA Journalist: Take him to the punishment spheres and then dump him into the recycling tanks
Former slave: What!? Get those crimson guards off me!! ARRRGH!!!!

As we can hear from this interview the scientist is in this very moment being dragged to the recycling tanks happy to die live in the Hive.

We all hope for the scientists to live the rest of their lives in our Genejack Factories live fruitful lives in the Human Hive!

DEATH GLORY TO OUR NEW SLAVES MEMBERS!

	02-04-2004 13:34									#762
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not very good propaganda for the hive...but fani

	02-04-2004 15:51									#763
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Definately one of the most funny articles since quite some time, scorpi! Btw, welcome!

	02-04-2004 19:40									#764
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Thanks!

I shall turn up the propaganda to 'max' next time!

	02-04-2004 19:47									#765
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Can we get it out about the same time we get our turn out?

	05-04-2004 01:10									#766
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In other news:

The Hive military force has gone through drastic changes so that normal drones cannot recognize any units any more.

Sources say that the CMC is secretly planning a surprise mission following the succession of Brainstorm Project. Several code names has leaked out including "Death of Angels", "Fallen Angels" and "The Last Rose in the Summer".

	05-04-2004 07:18									#767
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OK, maybe an issue of PRAVDA lite, tomorrow, since that's when I turn in my research paper.

	06-04-2004 11:02									#768
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Strike-through, Scorpi style!

	06-04-2004 11:43									#769
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Comrade David Hattenborough Commentary

We have here a pristine University environment, great marble halls, a place of learning. Now we shall take a closer look. Here we are a prime example of a pair University members communicating in their natural habitat. Let's see what our hidden cameras receive.

"Please Professor, I need those grades I can't afford to fail the course and spend another semester 'working' in Zak's private laboratories."

"Sorry young lady, you know rules are rules. My hands are tied."

"That's ... a shame. I have to use mine then."

"No, mouth only."

Of course, in this modern jungle, only the fittest survives and the alpha male is Zak. He hides within his lair, never showing his face.

But that is all going to change soon.

	06-04-2004 17:27									#770
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Woooh, filthy... Now I understand why we had to obliterate liberate the PUT...

	06-04-2004 19:21									#771
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Publication please!

	06-04-2004 20:20									#772
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quote: Originally posted by jtsisyoda Strike-through, Scorpi style!

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	06-04-2004 20:50									#773
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Yes that scorpi style is quite impressive.

	06-04-2004 20:52									#774
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quote: Originally posted by Scorpi40000 ?

I was just admiring your humorous use of strike-through.

	06-04-2004 21:10									#775
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I must say that i'm flattered!

	07-04-2004 02:48									#776
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Promising scientist lost due to the right to bear and use nerve staplers!

The SSC was shocked to find out that one of their most promising young scientists was lost in an accident involving a disgruntled drone and a nerve stapler. The scientist was researching something he called a "level 12" generator when he was brutally murdered his days came to end. The "level 12" generator was supposed to be used for planet busters peace-time purposes. The loss of such a brilliant scientist was greatly mourned and the murderer was imiedietly nerve stapled unconcious, stuffed into a punishment sphere and dumped into the recycling tanks! The same procedure happened to three random persons on the street as the Crimson Guards had a bad day!

The people of the glorious Human Hive are commanded to mourn the loss of their comrade. Anyone found smiling, laughing, not being sad, wearing flashy clothing, speaking loudly, talking bad about the Hive or Chairman and/or eating xenodoughnuts today WILL be nervestapled on the spot!

	07-04-2004 02:49									#777
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Here's another article i wrote...

Am i using strike-trough too much?

	07-04-2004 04:20									#778
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Hmm...

You can probably expect a new PRAVDA tonight!

	07-04-2004 19:00									#779
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In other news:

Bunnies spotted!

	07-04-2004 19:01									#780
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Comrade Oct, do you mean "tonight" as "tonight"?