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Kody
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If life's standing still and your soul's confused
Jun 2003
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I came back because Honghu had too much of a workload, and there weren't enough people helping her out.
You would have been a indispensable assert to the Hive about 1 week ago, and you might have actually managed to take over as chairman.
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Enigma_Nova
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Take over as chairman - psht I've tried that before.
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Octavian X
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Probably buried under piles of Literature, Biology, or Government homework
Jan 2002
time: 23:28
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Large Explosion in Hive Central Shaft!
Today, at 1837.8766.678f87.040.01101010.42 Hive Central New Unifited Time, a explosion occured in The Hive's Central Shaft. The explosion came from Room 1501 of the People's Government Building, according to reports.
Room 1501 adjoins Room 16789, which is the office of Magistrate and Foreign Relations Commissioner Comrade Octavian X. When reached for comment, he denied responsibility.
However, sources close to the Commissioner indicate that 1501 was the room used for the production of his secret xenodoughnut stash. When reporters from PRAVDA studied the xenodoughnut process, it was found that if mindworms were not kept at the correct temperature for the process, they may spontaneously combust.
In a related story, for no reason nor logical explanation, Comrade Octavian X was found to actually be a large xenollama.
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Frankychan
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In the Kingdom of Hawaii (CPA Member)
Sep 2001
time: 19:28
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Hiverian Thoughts on "Freedom", a commentary by Comrade Frankychan
While skimming through the Datalinks, an article was discovered by another faction dealing with such things as inter-faction language barriers. The excerpt is as follows:
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...That is correct, but each faction developed its own instance. We all know that there is no word “freedom”, "non spam" or “prosperity” in Hive language... |
The obviously lack of security is appalling and shocking....to know that a member of another faction would know (or seem to know) our society's beliefs is disgusting and deplorable.
Let the information given in this declaration be an official description of Hiverian culture so that it may spread throughout the Datalinks.....
...The truth of the matter is that there is a word in the Hiverian language as "freedom". The Hiverian usage is not, however, used flippantly as was the case earlier. "Freedom", in the Hiverian sense, is the freedom from fear; freedom from trivial materialism; freedom from lonliness; Essentially, "freedom" is freedom from fear.
The defunct Peacekeeper faction used the term "freedom" to express itself as a faction that individuals can do whatever they please....as one can now see, their individualistic mentality has led them to extinction. One can deduce which faction's operational definition of "freedom" is more superior.
This statement should be taken as a testament to the Hive's methodological thinking. We are not the barbarians that other factions have portrayed us in the past, our enlightened society only wishes to bring a different option of existence to humanity.
Therefore, we declare that the reputation the Hive has had as "chaotic" and "dysfunctional" is no more. The people of the Hive are united as a single, divine entity.
Simply put......"With one voice, The Hive speaks."
Last edited by Frankychan on 29-01-2004 at 10:17
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Vander
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Privateering in Idaho
May 2003
time: 22:28
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Forming the next PRAVDA here:
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COMRADE VOLTAIRE RESIGNS!
In a suprise move, in order to allow for democratic elections to occur for the position of Chairman of the Central Committing Committee of the Human Hive.
This unprecendented actions comes at a time of great turmoil withon the Hive, as it struggles glouriously to form a new government for her people.
We can only hope a new Chairman is elected soon to lead the Hive in this period of transition toward a better future for the Hiverian people.
Glory to the Hive!
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ENIGMISTIC TEACHINGS DECLARED COUNTER-REVOLUTIONARY!
During the last decade our glorious faction has seen the rise of a man, who teached the ideas of elitary leadership and the need of independent thought by each and every single indivudual within the state.
Although no real Hiverian fell for that incitement of the people, there may be some whose mental integrity is not as strong. For those it shall be clarified:
The Enigmistic theories directly oppose the foundations of the Hive, they pose a threat to the inner security of our glorious and mighty faction. Therefor those teachings have been outlawed and declared counter-revolutionary. Reading it, listening to it and especially teaching it are acts of treason and will be treated as such.
Whenever a loyal citizen stumbles across Enigmistic literature or even followers, he/she has to immediately report to the closest Crimson Guard Department.
Down with the enemies of the state! Long live the Hive! Long live Chairman Voltaire!
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LARGE EXPLOSION IN CENTRAL HIVE SHAFT!
Today, at 1837.8766.678f87.040.01101010.42 Hive Central New Unifited Time, a explosion occured in The Hive's Central Shaft. The explosion came from Room 1501 of the People's Government Building, according to reports.
Room 1501 adjoins Room 16789, which is the office of Magistrate and Foreign Relations Commissioner Comrade Octavian X. When reached for comment, he denied responsibility.
However, sources close to the Commissioner indicate that 1501 was the room used for the production of his secret xenodoughnut stash. When reporters from PRAVDA studied the xenodoughnut process, it was found that if mindworms were not kept at the correct temperature for the process, they may spontaneously combust.
In a related story, for no reason nor logical explanation, Comrade Octavian X was found to actually be a large xenollama.
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G**** FOUND!
Hive officials have annouced the capture of the elusive G**** amongst the tunnels during a routine check. Local eye-witness reported at a large contigent of Crimson Guard arrive to collect the G****. "Yeah it was a huge G****, never seen anything like that before." This view has been confirmed by other eye-witnesses. "I say them pull the G**** into the truck. The G**** fought back hard."
Meanwhile rumors of more G**** have been reported although authorities have confirmed them to be hoaxes and advises to ignore them and continue working as normal.
G**** Found!
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HIGH RANKED PRISONER ESCAPES!!
During an unprecidented second trial for the treasonious Comrade Jamski, a lapse in prison security resulted in said antisocialite's escape from his holding cell. Although a manhunt was informally arranged, there has been no formal declaration from the CCC as to what to do. It is blatently obvious to this reporter that the CCC is just taking a break from their very stressful jobs of keeping us safe; so their is no need to worry that the CCC is protecting their former member.
When asked for an opinion, Chairman Voltaire was said to have 'scoffed' at the accusations. "Who is this 'Jamski?' I do not know what you are talking about." Chief Editor Vander had this to reply, "He must be tired. Why would the Chairman forget one of his best Comrades?"
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COMRADE VOLTAIRE ELECTED NEW CHAIRMAN!
Comrade Voltaire was elected to the position of Chairman, beating our other candidates Octavian X and Enigma_Nova. Voltaire recieved 5 votes; Enigma and Octavian garnered 1 a piece.
Glory to Chairman Voltaire!
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OTHER HEADLINES:
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- Writer mysterious only writes headline, neglects to write article
- Many CPU VidScreens stolen, owners told to go "on memory"
- Adam Smith voted "Evilest man ever" by recent Hive pole.
- We're better than you.
- Yin found to be less enlightened than Yang.
- One word in this issue of PRAVDA is mispelled
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SPECIAL CYCON COMMENTARY SECTION
CYCON CLAIMS SPAM IS WRONG!
In a recently published issue of 3D, the CyCon claimed that Synthetic Precreated Analytical Messaging (SPAM) was threatening the life of our Planet. They purpose that SPAM will cause complete eviromental failure of the ecosystem on Planet.
Yet be reassured, loyal citizens, that the CyCon's CRAP team has given you nothing but misinformation. The genuine Hivierian SPAM factories pose no threat whatsoever to our great, contolled land. The CyCon are afraid of our great factories. "They, 'Don't want to be behind the Hive.' Let it be known, citizens, that they will see nothing but our ***!" So said a Mid- Level Military Commander. Whether that will happen or not, rest assured that PRAVDA will be there!
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HIVERIAN THOUGHTS ON "FREEDOM", a commentary by Comrade Frankychan
While skimming through the Datalinks, an article was discovered by another faction dealing with such things as inter-faction language barriers. The excerpt is as follows:
quote:
The obviously lack of security is appalling and shocking....to know that a member of another faction would know (or seem to know) our society's beliefs is disgusting and deplorable.
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Let the information given in this declaration be an official description of Hiverian culture so that it may spread throughout the Datalinks.....
...The truth of the matter is that there is a word in the Hiverian language as "freedom". The Hiverian usage is not, however, used flippantly as was the case earlier. "Freedom", in the Hiverian sense, is the freedom from fear; freedom from trivial materialism; freedom from lonliness; Essentially, "freedom" is freedom from fear.
The defunct Peacekeeper faction used the term "freedom" to express itself as a faction that individuals can do whatever they please....as one can now see, their individualistic mentality has led them to extinction. One can deduce which faction's operational definition of "freedom" is more superior.
This statement should be taken as a testament to the Hive's methodological thinking. We are not the barbarians that other factions have portrayed us in the past, our enlightened society only wishes to bring a different option of existence to humanity.
Therefore, we declare that the reputation the Hive has had as "chaotic" and "dysfunctional" is no more. The people of the Hive are united as a single, divine entity.
Simply put......"With one voice, The Hive speaks."
Last edited by Vander on 30-01-2004 at 04:50
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19-12-2003 18:00
LOL 
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