14-05-2003 14:32									#1
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Röde Orm - Serving you the worst mead in Midgård

Home of the Illiterates, birthplace of the Berserks..
This is where you tell stories of battles you been in, villages you plundered and voyages you undertaken while you enjoy the worst mead in Midgård. Or you dont got any experiences you can brag about? Well, why not tell your not-so-enlighten friends some viking mythology.
Tell them about when Odin and his brothers killed the giant Ymer and how the world was created by his corpse.. tell them about the cold and icy Nifelhem or the giant snake Nidhög and the world tree Yggdrasil.

So if you have any stories of any kind please submit them here :-)

We also sell flugsvamp to any berserks intressted.

	14-05-2003 14:41									#2
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One order of Flugsvamp, please. With ketchup and extra salad.

What the heck is Flugsvamp, anyway?

	14-05-2003 14:55									#3
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Well Berserks were said to hold special powers in battle but the truth is propably that they ate poisious mushrooms that made them go crazy and rush fearless against enemy lines (ofc if someone miraculasly surrivied the rush there was a chance he would die by the poision.) Flugsvamp is the swedish name for one of thoose mushrooms..

	14-05-2003 15:20									#4
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Well...
Flugsvamp here too. Please.

	14-05-2003 19:38									#5
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Flugsvamp?

What kind of strange INVENTION is that?

	15-05-2003 00:31									#6
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Hey, whadda ya know? I start mentioning flugsvamp, and now everyone's chomping it! Peace, man.

Ymer was quite a giant, I will say that, but did you ever see Audhumbla? Now, she's the most interesting character in all Norse mythology! Everyone fears and admires Audhumbla...

Hey, I was just at a battle the other day...Iznik, got a lot of notches on my battleaxe. Pull up a chair and I'll tell you about how I removed the head of an Ottoman general, and ran his aide through with the wooden bit, and...

Oh, yeah, flugsvamp, fries on the side. And a good mead.

Historik Bloodaxe

	15-05-2003 02:41									#7
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You know, we could start running flugsvamp into other countries... be sorta like Columbia

	15-05-2003 03:11									#8
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What was that drug you used to peddle to the preschoolers in the last game, skywalker?

	15-05-2003 07:22									#9
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Heck, but if we make Ottomans high with our secret weapon, that gives them equal chances!

Luckily, though, I could package the stuff and make a trade out of it in Scandinavia. That's it! We need a business. Historik Flugsvamp Enterprises!

	16-05-2003 01:27									#10
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I rather have a pint of good ale, is that possible too?

I want to be able to fight on tomorrow too...


Aidun

	16-05-2003 04:45									#11
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*Ripped Viking walks into tavern*

I'll just have a salad.
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...

I'm on a diet.

hey go eay with the dressing. too much oil!

	16-05-2003 04:47									#12
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Now, if you served doughnuts, this place would be perfect.

	16-05-2003 04:50									#13
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Sorry, no doughnuts. Only doughnut holes from the bakery next door. Of course, IMHO the best are the jelly.

	16-05-2003 07:35									#14
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no doughnuts!!

I guess doughnut holes (aka timbits for those of us Canadian vikings ) are OK for now.

But I want to see fresh baked doughnuts with real icing tommorrow morning!

	16-05-2003 07:46									#15
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just walk next door. They have lots. While you are there, pick me up a bagle will ya? Lots of cream cheese please.

	16-05-2003 09:19									#16
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GF - it was banack

	16-05-2003 10:17									#17
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Then I'll settle for doughnut holes next door.

If you need me, you now know where to fine me.

	16-05-2003 15:02									#18
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quote: [SIZE=1] Flugsvamp is the swedish name for one of thoose mushrooms..

And the Norwegian name is fluesopp.

	20-05-2003 07:01									#19
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quote: Originally posted by GodKing just walk next door. They have lots. While you are there, pick me up a bagle will ya? Lots of cream cheese please.

I like my bagle with chopped liver. I know, its unusual, but its really great once you start liking liver.

	20-05-2003 22:31									#20
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Does someone here have meat? Or am I the only viking here who likes meat? And brrrring in some mead , but a bad one.
And this flugsvamp talk is bah, what can I say, talk! We go Bersekr in battle tahnks to the power of our gods! You call in Tyr or Thor or Odin and rage towards the enemy... and those who say it doesn´t works, well, take a look at what happened at Iznik?What do you guess that was , ´´random generation of battle results´´ ? HAH, that is a lie

	22-05-2003 15:00									#21
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I think somebody forgot to tell that "fluesopp" is poison, it makes you brave for a short time but then you die...
Is that the reason why everybody has disappared from here

	22-05-2003 17:03									#22
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quote: Originally posted by theViking I think somebody forgot to tell that "fluesopp" is poison, it makes you brave for a short time but then you die... Is that the reason why everybody has disappared from here

I knew it!