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Rufus T. Firefly
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is one way of saying it, though I prefer "mensch"
Sep 2000 time: 07:28
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Three pages and no one has quoted Grandpa Simpson yet? Must I do everything myself?
"The metric system is the tool of the devil. My car gets fourty rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it!" 
I fully admit the logic of switching to metric, but the problem is that the US system has too strong a grip on my psychology. Take height. We all know the world is divided into two types of men: those who ar over 6 feet tall, and thus Real Men, and those who are under 6 feet tall, and thus Almost Men (disclaimer: I'm 5'11"). 6 is a nice round number, easy for making this distinction. But in metric, it's 182.88 cm. Where's the manhood in being able to say, "I'm over 182.88 centimeters tall!" And, sure, you could just make the knew Real Man cutoff 2 meters, but then you're only dealing with basketball players and circus freaks.
Same thing with temperature and distance. "Man is it hot; must be 110 in the shade!" sounds way hotter than "43 in the shade"; 100 miles an hour sounds fast and IS fast, while 100 kph sounds fast but isn't.
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Urban Ranger
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Apolyton Duke of Off-Topic
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quote: Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly
"The metric system is the tool of the devil. My car gets fourty rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it!"  |
I think Uber did 
quote: Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly
I fully admit the logic of switching to metric, but the problem is that the US system has too strong a grip on my psychology. Take height. We all know the world is divided into two types of men: those who ar over 6 feet tall, and thus Real Men, and those who are under 6 feet tall, and thus Almost Men (disclaimer: I'm 5'11"). 6 is a nice round number, easy for making this distinction. But in metric, it's 182.88 cm. Where's the manhood in being able to say, "I'm over 182.88 centimeters tall!" And, sure, you could just make the knew Real Man cutoff 2 meters, but then you're only dealing with basketball players and circus freaks. |
You're just short and a Real Man wannabe As for myself, I am content to be a geek Nothing wrong with 2 meters, otherwise there'd too many fake Real Man pretenders.
quote: Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly
Same thing with temperature and distance. "Man is it hot; must be 110 in the shade!" sounds way hotter than "43 in the shade"; 100 miles an hour sounds fast and IS fast, while 100 kph sounds fast but isn't. |
When a car runs into a tree, 100 kph is plenty fast enough to turn it into a total wreck. Speaking of which, you can easily figure the force of impact, and the energy, and so forth. Can't with the Imperial system.
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Main_Brain
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Economic World Center
Jul 2002 time: 06:28
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US measuremen is sooo 15th Century :P
You are the 'Old America'
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