16-05-2003 20:39									#1
	Marijuania's Drug Shop Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

In an effort to give a boost to our economy, science and technology, weed production and space programme, we would like to announce our International Narcotics Boutique.

We would like to offer a selection of our "produce" to other nations, in exchange for technology, intellectual literature for our education system, and your most beautiful daughters (ignore that last one....).

Our current inventory (per month) for international trade is as follows:

Exchange rate (bong-sterling)... (£1 = 0.036 bongs)

Straight weed: (3.7% THC) 70'000 tons (350 bongs per ton =£9'722 per ton)

Enhanced weed: (6% THC) 30'000 tons (500 bongs per ton)

Ultra weed: (8% THC) 30'000 tons (650 bongs per ton)

Uberweed: (15% THC) 10'000 tons (1500 bongs per ton)

"Safe" Heroin: 200 tons (4000 bongs per ton)

"Safe" Opium: 200 tons (2800 bongs per ton)

"Safe" Cocaine: 500 tons (1300 bongs per ton)

Acid: lots (200 bongs per ton)

PCP: 40 tons (2300 bongs per ton) limited supply

This is the weed that official producers have released. Much more weed will be available to the international community at a later date, we have a large stockpile that we will use for "special occasions".

We have a large cottage industry, the intriguing fruits of which are often made available to tourists.

We also have available several hundred thousand vapourisers, bongs and shotguns, which we will offer to anyone who wishes to make a large purchase.

For this weed, we would like aerospace technology, space technology, weaponry of all types, computer equipment, science tech and lab equipment.

Any offers, please respond to this thread!!

	17-05-2003 00:03									#2
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I have some lab equipment you can borrow, as long as I get a bite off the better bong you build.

	17-05-2003 00:22									#3
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Of course! Please accept an advance demonstration of all our "produce", your shipment is on route!

	17-05-2003 01:42									#4
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quote: Originally posted by elijah Exchange rate (bong-sterling)... (£1 = 0.036 bongs)

Is that serious? Such a strong currency must cause havok for your exports, making tem so expensive and imports so cheap, your balance of payments must be massively in the red

Also, most currency is done to the Dollar, as the most important/popular/widely used currency. That is if you need a benchmark. I know you want to be patriotic, but the pound stirling really isn't that important or well known an exchange rate.

	17-05-2003 02:04									#5
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Either shut up or buy some drugs!!! :doitnow: joking

Its not a strong currency, one bong will buy as much as £28 in Marijuania. Something that costs £1 in Britain will cost 0.026bongs in Marijuania, not one bong.

I cant remember the exchange rate for the dollar, if someone would be so kind as to either tell me or do the translations, then we would be willing to put up the rate in USD. Alternatively, we could just refer to dollars in international relations, and use the bong internally

	17-05-2003 02:10									#6
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We would like to announce a hot new weed varient, a cross breed of purple haze and african bush weed. 5% THC, with a nice smooth flavour, a rich, satisfying smoke and a potent stoning.

People who have tried this experience the urge to play an instrument

We offer this at $15'000 US per ton. We have only 50'000 tons so get your orders in quick! More is on the way, but this will take time.