20-05-2003 22:43									#31
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quote: Originally posted by Ming PICTURES... WE WANT PICTURES

The pictures do exist. Among my former roommates, two words, "Italian night" are enough to get them giggling. "Italian night" was the night we were drinking Italian wines in my wine class. I had 13 glasses. Weeee!

	20-05-2003 22:49									#32
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Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to understand the Suomithreadi.

	20-05-2003 23:13									#33
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol could lead to the shameless promotion of Masters of Orion 3 for "Game of the Year.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may contribute to the confidence needed to ask your significant other about involving another entity in your relationship.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol has been found to lead to embarassing situations involving uncontrollable bowels in social situations.

	20-05-2003 23:35									#34
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quote: Originally posted by Japher Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to understand the Suomithreadi.

WARNING:
The consumption of 3 litres of Kölsch tomorrow evening may lead me to test Japhers idea!

	21-05-2003 00:05									#35
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Warning: Consuming alcohol in excess might not let you ''get up'' when you need to.

Warning: The consumption of alcohol does not make
everyone your friend.

	21-05-2003 00:09									#36
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quote: Originally posted by loinburger Rug burns on your forehead?

Pretend you are a girl for a second. Now what sort of possition would she have to be in to get rug burns on her forhead and knees. Now, what sort of motion often causes women to get rugburns?

You'll figure it out I'm sure.

	21-05-2003 00:45									#37
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I thought that's what it might have been referring to, but it still didn't really make sense. I mean, the rug burns on the knees and back are pretty much unavoidable in that situation (what're you supposed to do, levitate?), but on the forehead? Elbows and/or hands, sure, but forehead? Unless the guy conked her out with a wrench or something... WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of rug burns on the knees and forehead in conjunction with massive head wounds.

I just thought that there was some bizarre sexual position that involved somebody standing on their head, and I was unhappy about missing out on the fun.

	21-05-2003 00:50									#38
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quote: I just thought that there was some bizarre sexual position that involved somebody standing on their head, and I was unhappy about missing out on the fun.

Isn't that the 'Hot Karl'?

	21-05-2003 00:51									#39
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I thought that involved defecation and a glass table. Or maybe that's a 'Bismarck.'

	21-05-2003 00:53									#40
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WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to play Call to Power and actually think you enjoy it .

	21-05-2003 02:56									#41
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WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that you really don't need to study for that test you have to take in the morning.

	21-05-2003 03:39									#42
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WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe setting your clock back a few hours actually sets the time back a few hours.

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Warning: May cause vomiting, diarhoea and hallucinations.

Warning: When consumed in large quantities causes male impotence.

Warning: Causes temporary insanity. Guaranteed.

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	21-05-2003 07:14									#44
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Warning: The consumption of alcohol may making you start talking about the nine heads of a certain moderator and then allowing normal posters to begin closing threads when people don't guess who they are.

	21-05-2003 07:26									#45
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quote: Originally posted by Oerdin Warning: The consumption of alcohol may making you start talking about the nine heads of a certain moderator and then allowing normal posters to begin closing threads when people don't guess who they are.

About damn time!

40+ posts and this the first mention.

What is happening to Poly?????

ACK!

	21-05-2003 08:29									#46
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I admite I was waiting for somebody else to post it. I just couldn't stand it any more.

	21-05-2003 08:32									#47
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I was going to, but you came along right at the last moment!



ACK!

	21-05-2003 11:06									#48
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quote: Originally posted by Ming WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that you really don't need to study for that test you have to take in the morning.

Or in my case, thinking that you don't even need to attend the test.

	21-05-2003 11:07									#49
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quote: Originally posted by loinburger I thought that involved defecation and a glass table. Or maybe that's a 'Bismarck.'

No, that's a "Prince Albert".

	21-05-2003 11:15									#50
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isn't a prince albert a piercing?

	21-05-2003 17:44									#51
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All I know is, someone better let him out of that can.

	22-05-2003 02:16									#52
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quote: Originally posted by Oerdin Warning: The consumption of alcohol may making you start talking about the nine heads of a certain moderator and then allowing normal posters to begin closing threads when people don't guess who they are.

Alcohol had nothing to do with that. I was completely sober when I came up with that idea. I was driving, you see . . .

	22-05-2003 03:47									#53
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quote: Originally posted by Spec Warning: The consumption of alcohol does not make everyone your friend.

sure it does

	22-05-2003 04:01									#54
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WARNING:

The consumption of alcohol may result in the birth of children that grow up believing FOX news.

	22-05-2003 04:29									#55
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Warning: The consumption of alcohol cause you to steal a shopping cart and fool you into thinking that you're riding a P51 mustang as you shoot down ur friend whos in the "Stuka dive bomber" with your tomato bombs.

Be warned: the observors who happen to be sober around the campus that night will not understand this scenario at all.

	22-05-2003 04:32									#56
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Warning: Drinking and X-games do not mix. and consumption of alcohol will fool you into thinking ur injury is "only a flesh wound"

	22-05-2003 06:13									#57
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quote: Koska niillä saatanan kullinlutkuttajilla on jotain henkilökohtaista minua vastaan.

Sattan has bitl a wast empire in Kosaca


Shoorry athter 6 Beir I Dontt unnastant suomithtreti