20-05-2003 09:21									#1
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Got this via email today... I don't remember if anybody has posted this yet, but if somebody already has, I'm sure I will be hearing about it

American liquor manufacturers have accepted the
FDA's suggestion
that the following warning labels be placed
immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:


WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering
what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
are whispering when you are not.

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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in
dancing like a retard.

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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell
your friends over
and over again that you love them.

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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think
you can sing.

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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe
that ex-lovers are really dying for you to
telephone them at four in the morning.

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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
can logically converse with other
members of the opposite sex without spitting.

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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burns on the forehead,
knees and lower back.

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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion
that you are tougher, smarter, faster
and better looking than most people.

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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think
people are laughing WITH you.

*****

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

*****

WARNING:
The crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you
can tipe real gode.


Special Thanks to Baron O... the member here who sent it to me.

What other warnings can you think of

	20-05-2003 09:29									#2
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The consumption of alcohol may cause you to lower ur standards.

	20-05-2003 09:36									#3
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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/alcoholwarnings.shtml

lot of the same stuff in a flash anim, ming

	20-05-2003 09:38									#4
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Awesome!

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quote: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

"Denn wer nicht singt, der soll auch nicht mittrinken"
(He who doesn't sing shall not drink with us. From a song by Hans Leo Hassler, 16th century)

That's why I usually sing before drinking.
And I can confirm that while drinking, something strange happens to the ability to sing.

WARNING:
Alcohol makes you see two motorbikes when you are approaching a car.

	20-05-2003 09:49									#6
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to attempt to slap cards while playing Egyptian Rat screw with a beer can.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think that a window is a good shortcut.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to stumble around Canadian Burger Kings looking for the hat you left in the hostel.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may result in you getting rolled up in a rug like a human burrito.

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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may result in you waking up in the middle of a corn field, with absolutely NO idea how you go there.

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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may result in you waking up in someone's bed wondering who is that girl? Where are you? What day is it now? And the most importantly- who the hell are you?

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WARNING:

If enough is good,then to much is not better.

	20-05-2003 11:11									#10
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may result in you singing "quietly" to yourself at night, waking others in the house up.

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quote: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may result in a lecture from some know-it-all 'straight-edge' college-aged jerkoff

	20-05-2003 12:03									#12
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WARNING:

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WARNING
The consumption of Alcohol may cause silly posts on Internet forums

	20-05-2003 13:02									#14
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And here I was thinking this was about GP.

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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may result in you being duck-taped to a tree.

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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may result in you thinking it's a good idea to tell your boss what you really think of him.

	20-05-2003 17:47									#18
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The consumption of alcohol may cost you an arm.

	20-05-2003 17:51									#19
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quote: Originally posted by Ming Got this via email today... I don't remember if anybody has posted this yet, but if somebody already has, I'm sure I will be hearing about it

This is old and tired Ming.

	20-05-2003 17:54									#20
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol might result in pictures being taken you'd rather your girlfriend didn't see.

	20-05-2003 18:43									#21
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may result in you being shaved where you shouldn't ever be shaved!

	20-05-2003 19:00									#22
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quote: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

Got something to tell us Ming..?

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Warning: The consumption of alcohol does not make you invisible, invincible, or able to fly.

Warning: The consumption of alcohol may make you actually enjoy a rave and/or techno music.

	20-05-2003 21:55									#24
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Rug burns on your forehead?

	20-05-2003 21:57									#25
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Only if you have rugs around...

For you, it's probably just splinters

	20-05-2003 22:28									#26
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Warning: The consumption of alcohol might let your think, that a beercoat is enough to keep you warm when scouting 4 whole hours for a taxi in the cold night after a party.

Surprisingly it often is

	20-05-2003 22:28									#27
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Warning, the consumption of alcohol may lead to your girlfriend doing your hair, face, and nails.

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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara Warning, the consumption of alcohol may lead to your girlfriend doing your hair, face, and nails.

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	20-05-2003 22:35									#29
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may... make you


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lose lips
lose pants

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quote: Rug burns on your forehead?

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