20-05-2003 19:06									#1
	Relationship advise from a Cavalry Trooper Support Apolyton, buy Call to Power 2

That's right maggot. Trained to stop Soviet tanks invading Germany, so your pissy little problems should be a piece of cake.

Spill your miserable guts...

	20-05-2003 19:07									#2
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Will my horse still love me in the morning

	20-05-2003 19:08									#3
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Your horse doesn't love ya NOW! It's like your mother in that way.

	20-05-2003 19:09									#4
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Not seen my girlfriend for three weeks. Advise for romantic shennanigans.

	20-05-2003 19:10									#5
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I'm too shy to say really but if one of the finns translates my location I think my relationship problems will become obvious.

	20-05-2003 19:11									#6
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Try Stringers horse, I hear it's looking for a REAL man.

	20-05-2003 19:12									#7
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Waking up next to a horse's head has always been a lifelong ambition of mine...

	20-05-2003 19:13									#8
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What about waking up to Alexander's Horse giving you head?

	20-05-2003 19:13									#9
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MikeH, you don't even make sense, try keeping your blowhole shut next time you're inflicting your blithering self on the fairer persuasion.

	20-05-2003 19:16									#10
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:vomit:

	20-05-2003 19:16									#11
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If I have this massive crush on this beautiful babe, what should I do about her boyfriend?

	20-05-2003 19:20									#12
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UR, crush him in a pincer manouver! No wait, you're a wimpy lib. Join the army, become a REAL ARMY MAN, then come home from the wars and crush him in a pincer manouver!

	20-05-2003 19:37									#13
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Anybody care for a sandwich?

	20-05-2003 19:38									#14
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quote: Originally posted by Lancer UR, crush him in a pincer manouver! No wait, you're a wimpy lib. Join the army, become a REAL ARMY MAN, then come home from the wars and crush him in a pincer manouver!

Can't I just assassinate him?

	20-05-2003 19:39									#15
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Sit on him, if you're fat enough.

	20-05-2003 19:40									#16
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That's a damn good pick up line JT, no woman can resist a spam sandwich. You make me proud, now DROP AND GIVE ME 50!

	20-05-2003 19:43									#17
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"Can't I just assassinate him?"

	20-05-2003 23:14									#18
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bump for lancer.

	20-05-2003 23:15									#19
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Lancer was bumping a horse to protect Germans from Soviet invasion but the truth is he liked it.

	20-05-2003 23:18									#20
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quote: Originally posted by Azazel bump for lancer.

How nice... a sympathy bump

	20-05-2003 23:19									#21
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paiktis, the horses we rode in bumped us.

Azazel, thanks.

(maggot )

	20-05-2003 23:21									#22
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Though similar in some ways to a horse, I wouldn't call myself a horse.









More like an ass, really.

	20-05-2003 23:24									#23
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I have a realtionship problem. No relationship. Help me Lancer. I prefer American girls.

	20-05-2003 23:37									#24
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Lancer, I am in a bar. There is an ugly fat slut to my left. There is a classy lady to my right.

Right or Left?

	20-05-2003 23:41									#25
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Ned, make the classy lady jealous. Act like you're with the woman on your left.. flirt with her.. now she wants you. Make your move NOW!

	21-05-2003 02:09									#26
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Pekka you little ****, you need to be more sensitive, not that you know the meaning of the word. Lets face it though, you couldn't get a blow from an inflatable babe. Here, I'm about to help Ned, and there will still be an ugly fat slut in that bar when I'm done. Go there and get lucky, sounds like your type, maggot.

Ned, just tell the classy lady that you know me. She'll use you to get to me, but who cares? You da man.

Always go right.

	21-05-2003 02:29									#27
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Thanks for nothing Lancer!

PS, go yell at little babies you don't know and kick dogs!

	21-05-2003 02:39									#28
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Lancer: I hear you are carrying Dan Savage's* love child. Is this true?

*advice columnist from www.theonion.com

ACK!

	21-05-2003 02:40									#29
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Besides, I CAN score with inflatable babe for sure. So you see? Your advices are not any good because you don't know what you're talking about!

I am a sensitive guy, you just hurt my feelings. Now go ahead and go beat up some homeless people and steal church money.

	21-05-2003 02:45									#30
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quote: Originally posted by Lancer That's right maggot. Trained to stop Soviet tanks invading Germany, so your pissy little problems should be a piece of cake. Spill your miserable guts...

So what do you Cav boys do together in the woods for three weeks at a time? No women, no porn, no phone calls, just a bunch of dirty smelly men living out of holes like a bunch of animals. Admite it you guys spend alot of time play with yoursleves don't you?