22-05-2003 06:10									#1
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Wrote these yesterday:

War Sex Pizza
_with a cherry on top
War Sex Pizza
_is everyone's lot
War Sex Pizza
_boils the blood
War Sex Pizza
_binds the heart
War Sex Pizza
_i am in heat
War Sex Pizza
_new and improved
War Sex Pizza
_gets one in the mood
War Sex Pizza
_to hell with seal pups
War Sex Pizza
_i am a whore
War Sex Pizza
_study the lore
War Sex Pizza
_pizza sex war

Here's another one:

Spiked grass
Rain tickles pavement
Gray mirror streaks

Happy happy fun fun.

	22-05-2003 06:13									#2
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
This thread sucks
And so does Stew

	22-05-2003 06:22									#3
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The first one is more lyrics than poetry, it seems.

I kind of like the pavement.

Roses are red
Violet's are blue
Pentiums are slow
Sort of like Asher's MOM!

	22-05-2003 06:24									#4
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The rhythm is ****ed up the last one, try it again.

	22-05-2003 06:26									#5
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Roses are red
Violet's are blue
Asher's one sucked
So did Monolith

(be a bit more orignal then "roses are red"!)

	22-05-2003 06:29									#7
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(Seen in a public restroom)

I sit here with my cheeks apart
Waiting for a powerful fart
I hold a lighter to my ass
I want to burn some natural gas

	22-05-2003 06:31									#8
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Had zero's mom in bed
Asher's mom, it's true
They kept begging for more
But Ming wanted some too

	22-05-2003 06:37									#9
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I don't get why one would use a mac
'suppose you have nothing better to do when you live in a shack
other than fondling your own rack
Or snorting some crack

	22-05-2003 06:38									#10
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quote: Originally posted by monolith94 quote: (be a bit more orignal then "roses are red"!) Had zero's mom in bed Asher's mom, it's true They kept begging for more But Ming wanted some too

its a start

	22-05-2003 06:40									#11
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My heart breathes
for you
My lungs beat
for you
My hands run
for you
My feet ****
for you
My eyes hear
for you
My **** smiles
for you

	22-05-2003 06:50									#12
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Asher is gay,
Boris is too,
Che is a commie,
this poems stupid,
and so are you.

ACK!

	22-05-2003 06:56									#13
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If I were a dog
and you were a flower
I'd lift my leg
and give you a shower

Friends can kiss friends goodbye
Birds can kiss the butterfly
Trees can kiss the green green grass
But you, my friend, can kiss my ass.

*Can't remember where I heard this one*

	22-05-2003 06:56									#14
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A minimalist poem:

Windows.... blows.

	22-05-2003 06:58									#15
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Note: This is not my work (bolded my favorite line)

quote: feel the speed through the intersection in sheets of rain i seek out cars hands in gloves grip handle bars ride alone to the pub in the dark i get a little wet but i don't have to park and the lights start flashing green to red as i ride a car turns left and i slide i can't turn back, i made contact blinkers smash into a mosaic then I start flying always think we get more time and now i'm flying through the air maybe living, maybe dying in this motor crash it's you who comes to mind don't we always think we get more time? i'm thrust slow-mo through time and space details smash, protect my face and then I see yours and go to a time when we just knew mister death in the car below doesn't even slow and away he goes in the majesty of a motor crash you skid into my darkness forming sex and death, heartbreak and strife well they give no warning always think we get more time now i'm flying in the air and it's you who comes to mind in the red lights and cathedrals, there's a sign don't we always think we get more time? here it comes my hit and run always think we get more time then you're flying through the air with someone on your mind in the shattered glass reflections there's a sign cos you weren't there, and i wish we had more time come down hard and roll to my feet and rain washes blood now off concrete people turn away and i just had to laugh 'cause i'm still flying living and dying always think we get more time you're flying through the air with someone on your mind and this motorcycle crash, it is a sign cos you were there, and i wish we had more time i'd like to thank mister death now for what he's done cos i got to walk away from my hit and run mysteries are not so empty now as they seemed cos i saw you at my hit and run at my hit and run

	22-05-2003 06:58									#16
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There was a young man called Gates
whose software everyone hates
If you use it for a bit
you're sure up the ****
no wonder he ain't got no mates.

	22-05-2003 07:01									#17
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This one isn't mine

There was a young man from Dundee
who screwed a baboon up a tree
the results were a scare
wiry green hair
four balls and a purple goatee.

	22-05-2003 07:03									#18
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There once was a Kiwi who spouted
Philosophical nonsense, and logic flouted
He engaged in debate
About Macs with a mate
And was through argument utterly routed.

	22-05-2003 07:05									#19
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov There once was a Kiwi who spouted Philosophical nonsense, and logic flouted He engaged in debate About Macs with a mate And was through argument utterly routed.

Except 'tis most untrue...

	22-05-2003 07:05									#20
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quote: Originally posted by Asher Roses are red Violets are blue This thread sucks And so does Stew

How apt. How enlightened. How intellectual.
A poem about sucking coming from a homosexual.

	22-05-2003 07:06									#21
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quote: Originally posted by Jaguar Warrior How apt. How enlightened. How intellectual. A poem about sucking coming from a homosexual.

It's best you hear it from the experts, son.

	22-05-2003 07:07									#22
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quote: Originally posted by Asher It's best you hear it from the experts, son.

Geez, he's been openly gay for about 2 weeks and now he's an expert.

	22-05-2003 07:08									#23
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Haiku:

st. leo's thread
Fools gather around
make dumb poems

	22-05-2003 07:08									#24
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quote: Originally posted by Asher It's best you hear it from the experts, son.

Cmon. You can do better. That wasn't very flashy.
Please try to find a rhyming retort, Ashie.

	22-05-2003 07:09									#25
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The dolorous music of Brahms
Is duller than all of the psalms
It's a pile of ****
rather than listen to it
I'd sooner molest animals on farms.

	22-05-2003 07:11									#26
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon Geez, he's been openly gay for about 2 weeks and now he's an expert.

Eh? That thread was about coming out to family, I've got years of experience under my belt already Agathon.

	22-05-2003 07:13									#27
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon The dolorous music of Brahms Is duller than all of the psalms It's a pile of **** rather than listen to it I'd sooner molest animals on farms.

Don't diss Brahms. You'll anger the one person mob
Which entirely consists of Boris the snob.

	22-05-2003 07:14									#28
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quote: Originally posted by Jaguar Warrior Cmon. You can do better. That wasn't very flashy. Please try to find a rhyming retort, Ashie.

Rhyming isn't much fun
I'd rather shoot you with a gun
But you're so young
And there's not much to shun

	22-05-2003 07:15									#29
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quote: Originally posted by Jaguar Warrior Don't diss Brahms. You'll anger the one person mob Which entirely consists of Boris the snob.

Referring to me as a snob
Will get you a smack in the gob
I don't turn up my nose
At your dim-witted prose
And please, don't quit your day job.

	22-05-2003 07:18									#30
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To drunkenly screw an old slag
about this no one should brag
but if needs must
on account of your lust
tis best place her head in a bag.