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GeneralTacticus
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of Melbourne, Australia
Dec 2001
time: 15:28
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The University Science Monitor, Issue #1 – The Official Newspaper of the Planet University of Technology
University Tribune Closes After Single Issue – New Newspaper Founded
by GeneralTacticus
The first official news outlet of the Planet University of Technology, The University Tribune, closed down after only a single issue when founder and editor Tassadar5000 defected to the Human Hive shortly before the Unity broke up. In response, after some deliberation over the editor and name of the news outlet to replace it, Chancellor GeneralTacticus announced the opening of the second University newspaper, The University Science Monitor. In doing so, he commented that now at least “Mr. President can run the Exchanges Department without worrying about Tass spoiling things like he nearly did with the Hive.”
First Faculty Board for PUT Chosen
by GeneralTacticus
After several days of deliberation over the nature of each post on the faculty board and who would fill it, the PUT now finally has an official government. The positions were organized as follows:
Dean: Archaic
Chancellor: GeneralTacticus
Professor of Geopolitical Studies: GeneralTacticus
Exchanges Officer: Mr. President
Professor of Marketing, Advertising and Public Relations: GeneralTacticus
- Associate Professor to the school of Marketing, Advertising and Public Relations: History Guy
Professor of Social Sciences: Archaic
Professor of Pure Sciences: AdamTG02
Major Temporal Anomaly Detected
by GeneralTacticus
Approximately two days ago, a team of freelance scientists who had been working on a project involving experimental technology for observation of the temporal manifold made an astonishing announcement: there had been a severe rift in time a short while ago, which resulted in the division of the universe into two separate parallels: one in which matters carried on as they were, and one I which everything was effectively rewound by several years and left to proceed back to this point. As proof, they produced readings from their measuring devices indicating that there was a severe temporal disruption shortly after University forces opened the Unity pod which had landed near University Base, and further cited the fact that University records do not appear to agree on exactly what emerged from the pod. While on-site observers agree that ***censored for security reasons***, many University records claim that what was discovered was a mysterious alien monolith. The team ahs speculated that tampering with this monolith by researchers may have triggered the anomaly they observed.
Further news as research continues.
Philosophy, Opinion, and Editorials:
None as yet; both members and non-members of the University are welcome to send their articles to the University Science Monitor.
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22-05-2003 14:21
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Well done GT 
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