23-05-2003 06:56									#1
	If the face of your ex-girlfriend was on a huge billboard right outside your work... Suffering from ads?

Wouldn't it just suck ass if the really hot girl you broke up with got her face on a giant billboard right outside your place of work?

That's exactly what happened to Third Eye Blind's frontman Stephan Jenkins.

His ex-girlfriend Charlize Theron is on a billboard for her upcoming movie The Italian Job right outside Stephan's Morningwood Studios. Third Eye Blind's new CD Out of the Vein is largely about Charlize too. What makes this worse is that studio is where Stephan's new girlfriend, Vanessa Carlton is recording her new CD.

	23-05-2003 07:09									#2
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You know, if I'd had a gorgeous famous chick like Charlize Theron, I think it would take a lot more than a billboard to bring me down again.

	23-05-2003 07:10									#3
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Yeah, but he HAD Theron... and doesn't anymore. That would 'keep' me down .

	23-05-2003 07:16									#4
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quote: Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui Yeah, but he HAD Theron... and doesn't anymore. That would 'keep' me down .

What is it that Wordsworth says about the wonder of extreme emotion recollected in tranquility?

Anyway, I'm guessing that anyone whose bonked her doesn't have a problem in attracting beautiful women.

	23-05-2003 07:19									#5
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon Anyway, I'm guessing that anyone whose bonked her doesn't have a problem in attracting beautiful women.

It took him something like 3 months to do it though.

	23-05-2003 07:27									#6
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quote: Originally posted by Apocalypse It took him something like 3 months to do it though.

And how many years have you been trying?

	23-05-2003 07:30									#7
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I would think of all of the reasons I dumped her ass, of course.

	23-05-2003 07:31									#8
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon And how many years have you been trying?

With Charlize? 0

She isn't really my type physically and I don't really know her personality.

With girls in general? I'm getting with at least one this weekend.

	23-05-2003 07:34									#9
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quote: Originally posted by Apocalypse With Charlize? 0 She isn't really my type physically and I don't really know her personality.

Liar.

	23-05-2003 07:35									#10
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon Liar.

Seriously. She is a little flat for me. That doesn't really matter too much if she had a good personality though.

	23-05-2003 07:36									#11
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I never saw what people saw in Theron.

	23-05-2003 07:42									#12
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If the face of your ex-girlfriend was on a huge billboard right outside your work...

I'd wonder what she was doing up there, she's afraid of heights!



ACK!

	23-05-2003 07:46									#13
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quote: Originally posted by Asher I never saw what people saw in Theron.

Yes, but there's a good reason in your case.

	23-05-2003 07:55									#14
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I thought he was AC/DC.

	23-05-2003 08:03									#15
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quote: Originally posted by DinoDoc I thought he was AC/DC.

That's a definite highway to hell.

	23-05-2003 08:24									#16
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I'd want to Jump off that Billboard if i ONLY had Vanessa Carlton as a consolation

	23-05-2003 09:40									#17
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quote: Originally posted by Apocalypse Wouldn't it just suck ass if the really hot girl you broke up with got her face on a giant billboard right outside your place of work?

That sounds like a personal problem.

	23-05-2003 09:45									#18
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quote: Seriously. She is a little flat for me.

.....

Does that even merit a response?

May I alter a saying? Don't look a gift hot actress in the chest .