24-05-2003 18:58									#1
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Come on, we all want to be better than the rest...

I don´t eat (or hardly eat) fast food, which indicates without doubt that I´m a much more civilized person than fast food eaters. Beat that, fast food slaves!!!

So how do you prove your superiority to the infidels?

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	24-05-2003 19:01									#2
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Playing music they've never heard of helps. And discussing the chuangtzu while drunk

	24-05-2003 19:02									#3
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I announce the positions and renumeration available and ask "Who will serve me."

	24-05-2003 19:03									#4
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I hold myself above petty material concerns. (In other words, I'm broke.)

	24-05-2003 19:04									#5
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I prefer not to drink rather than drinking coke

When I want to be elitist, I also use complicated words to show my contempt to the ignorant others

But generally speaking, I try not to look elitist when I discuss, because I like meaningful discussions, and being on the same level as others sure helps.

	24-05-2003 19:06									#6
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quote: Originally posted by Boshko Playing music they've never heard of helps.

Yeah great.

In discussions it helps also to use as much scientific terms (which nobody can understand) you can to talk the rest into submission. Of course, be prepared, sometimes people try to resist by asking what those terms mean....

	24-05-2003 19:08									#7
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I don't post on Apolyton.

	24-05-2003 19:08									#8
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You can't make me elitist even if you put a cigar to my mouth and make me say bunch of nice words.

But I'm always up for kicking some elitist butt .

	24-05-2003 19:09									#9
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka You can't make me elitist even if you put a cigar to my mouth and make me say bunch of nice words.

'Course not. You also need a top hat and a monocle.

	24-05-2003 19:11									#10
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Collecting and drinking single malt scotch whiskies, and collecting obscure texts in excess of 100 years old.

My prize possesion in the latter category is pocket size methodist hymnal from -- 1853? -- with clasp.

	24-05-2003 20:24									#11
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just be dismissive about everything. uh huh, ok, yeah, sure, yup...

	24-05-2003 20:31									#12
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Servant! Why have you let the riff-raff in?

	24-05-2003 20:34									#13
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I say that I know American commies AND American neocons.

	24-05-2003 20:44									#14
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I tell them that I've had a relationship with Jacko...

.. oh wait, that doesn't make me elitist?

	24-05-2003 20:59									#15
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no, that makes you a 10 year old boy.

	24-05-2003 21:04									#16
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I just had a crazy idea. We should make a movie (a comedy) about 22 year old Finnish guy who sues Jacko now (2003) for sexual assaults that happened back in 1993.. you know, I was in the US that time for 3 weeks . It would make an awesome movie, or even documentary.

I just cry and say 'he touch me here...'... hehe

	24-05-2003 21:04									#17
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Nah, that would be too cruel. But we couldn't do it for real, because it's not true, but still..

	24-05-2003 22:07									#18
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I go to great pains to not present myself as an elitist. blia!

	24-05-2003 22:09									#19
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As I always say, geeks are the master race¹. Jocks, dorks, and bimbos must obey!

¹ Yeah, it's politically correct. I know several non-WASP non-male geeks.

	24-05-2003 22:10									#20
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...and fail miserably.

	24-05-2003 22:15									#21
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I renamed my batler from Archibald to Johnny.

	24-05-2003 22:20									#22
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quote: Originally posted by paiktis22 I go to great pains to not present myself as an elitist.

Not being an elitist when everyone wants to be an elitist reveals that you´re an elitist!!!

	24-05-2003 22:32									#23
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Very good. Someone caught my playing of words


Exactly. By saying you try not to appear elitist you directly declare your perceived status as an elitist thus making a mockery of the question (in a good natured spirit) and appear naucietingly pretentious.

	24-05-2003 22:37									#24
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I am not an elitist. Being a commie excludes that.

	24-05-2003 22:40									#25
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quote: Originally posted by paiktis22 Exactly. By saying you try not to appear elitist you directly declare your perceived status as an elitist thus making a mockery of the question (in a good natured spirit) and appear naucietingly pretentious.

How can you! Such a important question!!!

OTOH when you´re saying that you´re not an elitist, but meaning that you are an elitist, it indicates that you aren´t as elitist as you think, since you´re just one of many elitists

	24-05-2003 22:44									#26
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I won't post in this thread!

Damn.

	24-05-2003 22:45									#27
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quote: Originally posted by paiktis22 Exactly. By saying you try not to appear elitist you directly declare your perceived status as an elitist thus making a mockery of the question (in a good natured spirit) and appear naucietingly pretentious.

No, it could be just reverse psychology.

	25-05-2003 01:21									#28
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Like any good club, there is a membership card for elitists.

"It's everywhere you don't want the poor slobs to be."

	25-05-2003 01:24									#29
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I make fun of my friends the go to the army while I am studying in the Uni.

	25-05-2003 01:33									#30
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I don't watch television or hollywood movies, I don't eat fast food, I'm vegetarian, and I built my own computer. But I don't really do any of those to be elitist, that is just a bonus.