26-05-2003 22:22									#1
	Alf Poier is my new hero Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations: Deluxe Edition

Curse the evil gods for me missing his Eurovision performance! Luckily I managed to download a video of him performing his song in the Austrian finals. He was robbed of his victory, I tell you, robbed! 6th place is not enough! I was particularily enthralled by the younger back-up singer and her moshing.

Clearly this man has shown the way. Eurovision contests would be so much better if everyone had his attitude. And I can surely say that his act will be the only one I'll remember from the 2003 Eurovision contests. I might remember that Turkey won, Belgium almost won and UK was complete crap, but Alf Poier will inhabit a little wittle cloud in my head for some time.

Especially Finland should take note, except go a step further. Finland has traditionally produced only crap, so next year we should just go and nominate Lordi. Victory would be the only option.

ALF! Doesn't his raw animal magnetism simply seep from this picture?

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	26-05-2003 22:40									#3
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Is it just me, or this guy has "Kick me!" written all over his forehead?

	26-05-2003 22:41									#4
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quote: so next year we should just go and nominate Lordi. Victory would be the only option.

Stefu, you're a genius.

	26-05-2003 22:52									#5
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The man is clearly handling the contest with the respect it deserves; none.

	26-05-2003 22:53									#6
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quote: Clearly this man has shown the way. Eurovision contests would be so much better if everyone had his attitude.

not everyone. this would become too boring soon. one or two performers per competition, but not too many. we also need singers taking the UK part. how about Finland next year?

KaZaa offers a 47 MB video of Alf poier. downloading it right now.

	26-05-2003 22:57									#7
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quote: how about Finland next year?

But Finland does that eeeveeeryyy yeeeaarr!

	26-05-2003 22:58									#8
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you mean every second year, right?

	26-05-2003 22:59									#9
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EDIT: Oedo was faster than me, check above post.

	26-05-2003 23:00									#10
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When we're not in we do it in spirit.

	26-05-2003 23:00									#11
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anyway, someone wanted to know what alf is singing about. this evening I will try to translate it to German first and the into English language, if anyone is interested.

edit: no need :
http://eurobih.tripod.com/2003-02at.html

Last edited by oedo on 26-05-2003 at 23:06

	26-05-2003 23:14									#12
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	27-05-2003 01:07									#13
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Amen, brother Stefu!

And Alf only lost due to some inexplicable weakness towards the end of voting. It's been a conspiracy, I tell ya!

	27-05-2003 23:45									#14
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Preach it, brother Hersh!

Europeans just don't understand good music when they hear it.

	27-05-2003 23:50									#15
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quote: Originally posted by Kropotkin The man is clearly handling the contest with the respect it deserves; none.

I use this phrase often these days; maybe it's nostalgia, but:

Amen, brother Kropotkin!

Edit: Damn, Roland beat me to it!

	28-05-2003 00:30									#16
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Sig material!!!

	28-05-2003 11:14									#17
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quote: Originally posted by Stefu Preach it, brother Hersh! Europeans just don't understand good music when they hear it.

I think the Brits organised some kind of powervoting, taking points away from Alf. How else would they have got so many points with that performance.

And Brother Saras: Amen.

	28-05-2003 14:39									#18
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I'm especially amused by all the newspaper articles predicting nul points for Austria before the competition.

They don't know much about Eurovision, do they?

	28-05-2003 23:10									#19
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Half Austria was enraged that Alf is a shame and we'll get 0 points. He even got death-menaces...
And now it's the best place for Austria in 15 years and as you say: WE WERE ROBBED!

	29-05-2003 00:13									#20
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What is the press saying now? Is Austria happy?

	29-05-2003 00:17									#21
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Werna:

	30-05-2003 01:35									#22
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Stefu: Austria is only happy when there's something we can
a) whine about
b) moan about
c) grumble about
d) feel treated unfair
Austria is ALWAYS happy!

Some media were dumb enough to claim part of Turkey's victory for us because one of the background dancers is Austrian!!!

	30-05-2003 01:42									#23
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The composer of Ukraine's song was Israeli. noone claimed nothing..

	30-05-2003 12:21									#24
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quote: Originally posted by Wernazuma III Stefu: Austria is only happy when there's something we can a) whine about b) moan about c) grumble about d) feel treated unfair Austria is ALWAYS happy! Some media were dumb enough to claim part of Turkey's victory for us because one of the background dancers is Austrian!!!

You forgot

e) think we showed'em foreigners we're much better than we think that they think we are (the kakanian combination of paranoia and inferiority complex).