31-05-2003 05:00									#1
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I have already did this before. It's a game people play to get to know each other better.

Now to remind you the rules.


I post a sentance describing something I never did: "I have never drank cologne". Then only people who have done that, are allowed to post. They have to say what they did and tell the story behind it. Try to think of a special interesting occurance if it's a recurring event. (ie "I have gone to the market once. I go every week" should be replaced with "I went to the market once. Barely came back with my clothes on. The story goes like this.... ")

Let's suppose Pekka did that once, when he was terribly drunk. He then posts: "I drank cologne once. It was a ... yadda yadda and I was terribly drunk and then... yadda yadda... I woke up in cologne puke."

Then he adds his own sentance: "I have never touched a dead animal". Then the next poster should have touched a dead animal.

Now, so that it won't get stuck, you don't have to relate only to the last "never" statement. Because suppose someone says "I have never been to Mars" - this can lead to a dead thread.


I'll start:

I have never taken drugs.

Last edited by Sirotnikov on 31-05-2003 at 05:11

	31-05-2003 05:04									#2
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great, now Zylka gets to tell 7589643896123 stories.

	31-05-2003 05:07									#3
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I've smoked weed a couple of times. The last time was at the graduation party of a friend of a friend, and 4 of us were sitting on his balcony drinking and smoking.

I've never been arrested.

	31-05-2003 05:10									#4
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I was arrested. For shoplifting when I was 16. A computer game nonetheless.

I've never had homosexual sex.

	31-05-2003 05:12									#5
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... this moves too fast for me ! I'm back at the beginning !!

I was in the hospital last November for four days with pneumonia. I was given many drugs at that time and continued taking prescription drugs for about 6 weeks after.

...I also used to smoke pot now & then and have used hallucinogens.

I have never been baptised.

(reposted for continuety purposes)

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	31-05-2003 05:13									#6
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Why such short explanations people? This doesn't help bonding at all

David, don't you have some extraordinarily interesting story about getting high? getting caught by police?

John, what happenned to you? Tell us a story - not a one liner.

	31-05-2003 05:13									#7
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Beat 'ya. Now we have to wait for Boris or Asher or Fez to continue this thread.

	31-05-2003 05:14									#8
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quote: Originally posted by Uncle Sparky I was in the hospital last November for four days with pneumonia. I was given many drugs at that time and continued taking prescription drugs for about 6 weeks after. ...I also used to smoke pot now & then and have used hallucinogens. I have never been baptised.

that with the crosspost is slightly funny.

I have been baptised, agaisnt my will, when i was a baby. i did not burn in the holy water, however.

i have never done graffiti (but always wanted to).

	31-05-2003 05:17									#9
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quote: David, don't you have some extraordinarily interesting story about getting high? getting caught by police?

Nope

	31-05-2003 05:20									#10
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uber ur first post is invalid!

Ive spray painted other ppl's property before. But I dunno if other ppl would call it graffiti... Id sure call it that, but others would say graffiti requires at least some sort of artistic talent.

Ive never done Hard drugs. (cause first one was sooooo wussy! )

	31-05-2003 05:20									#11
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT Beat 'ya. Now we have to wait for Boris or Asher or Fez to continue this thread.

That's it. I'm outa here.

	31-05-2003 05:29									#12
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We've already had a "drugs" question...

(Never game spins into Never Land).

... and why haven't most of you posted here - http://apolyton.net/forums/showthre...71&pagenumber=1

	31-05-2003 05:40									#13
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I posted. 2nd reply, if you care to look.

	31-05-2003 05:52									#14
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JohnT -Yes, I got your votes. You currently have more points then I had in the original "I'm With Stupid"... and would probably be doing even better if we had more players !

... anyway, back on topic. Hallucinogens, I believe do count as hard drugs. Done that. Listed in first post.

I never have (and never will) supported or vote for a conservative politician. I have almost always voted NDP (moderate socialist), have occasionally voted Communist and even voted Liberal once. I've also refused my ballot twice.

	31-05-2003 07:24									#15
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Never have I, ever, had a sexual relationship to that woman, Miss Lewinsky...?

	31-05-2003 07:26									#16
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Damn it John, you killed it .

	31-05-2003 07:50									#17
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I've never teased a weasel,
not even once or twice.
A weasel would not like it,
and teasing isn't nice.

	31-05-2003 08:53									#18
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Damn - I've done all these things. I'm a reformed character now though.

I have never owned a Macintosh computer. Those folks need SOME threads to post on.

	01-06-2003 01:28									#19
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I did own a Mac computer... an Apple IIe I bought in 1984 (I think) and used until 1990 ! It was a decent word processing unit and, for its day had a good graphics program.

I've never worked with anyone who shot at protesters. (Back to Sirotnikov?)

	07-06-2003 18:13									#20
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*sigh*

Fine.

I've had lots of hot, sweaty, oh-so-wonderful man sex, mmmm-hmmmm, yeehaa.

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I've never been hit by a bus.

	07-06-2003 18:20									#21
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i was hit by a school bus while getting on for a football game. i was a little shaken but i was fine. ironic that was the hardest hit i recieved all season besides my sports career ending knee sprain of my MCL and ACL...

ive never had good sex. its all been blah.

	07-06-2003 18:20									#22
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Three topics, and none of them happened to me. Ah well, I am such a bore

	07-06-2003 18:34									#23
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quote: Originally posted by MRT144 ive never had good sex. its all been blah.

I have had good sex, but I don't intend to give the details Let's just say that my girlfriend and I tend to enjoy it.

I have never enjoyed Quake 3.

	07-06-2003 18:46									#24
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maybe thats my problem. its been nothing but hookups with random heads

	07-06-2003 18:48									#25
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I've enjoyed Quake 3, and a lot.


I've never been to Ibiza.

	07-06-2003 18:51									#26
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I've never been to Ibiza, but my luggage has. Does that count?

	07-06-2003 18:53									#27
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no, but if you have a funny story about it , go ahead.

	07-06-2003 19:02									#28
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Not really, thats about the whole story.

I flew to Malta, but the baggage handlers felt that my luggage needed a holiday in Ibiza. My baggage was redirected to Malta just in time for me to check it in for the flight back to London. I spent an entire week on holiday wearing really crappy cheap clothes I had bought in Malta. At least the travel insurance paid out £500 for the inconvenience.


I have never been bungee jumping.

	07-06-2003 21:14									#29
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*** DELETE ME double post sorry ***

	07-06-2003 21:18									#30
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where's the other post, Cruddy?

Wow, bungee jumping. Never did that! ( I've done snapling (sp?) once, though. )