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Agathon is offline Agathon
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Leafs 4TW!! - CPA
Dec 2002
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Anyone got any favourite funny ads:

Have you seen the new Verizon one with James Earl Jones waterskiiing? That's pretty funny.

Or what about the Mini ad I saw the other day. It starts looking through the windscreen of a mini and then a couple sit up and start putting their clothes back on. Then he says, "you know there's really a lot of room in here"; at which point another woman pops up from the back seat, putting on her clothes, and says, "yeah."

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King
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Nov 2001
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There was a Spanish ad for sending your kid of to university. it had an ld man looking at a crucial footbll game, and right as a crucial gola seems to be near!... the son comes in and changes the TV channel.

it was brilliant.

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Oct 2002
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the apple ads that make their users look incompetent.

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the apple ads that make their users look incompetent.


Or the current microsoft ads that make their customers look like dorks.

Your pick....

Tuberski is offline Tuberski
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Feb 2002
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The commercial about the Garlic and Butter Ritz, where the husband is a vampire always makes me chuckle for some reason.

ACK!

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Chieftain
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microsoft customers are dorks...duh!

course women love dorks

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ellen feiss (was that her last name?).

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Jyväskylä, Finland
Jul 2001
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Suffering from ads?

Ploy.mpg - around 7.5 megabytes.
Transcript for the bandwidth-impaired.

An anti-drug ad. After I had watched it I blinked and thought "are they serious with this one?". Unintentionally funny I guess then. Intelligent debate at its finest.

http://www.mediacampaign.org/mg/television.html - More "dopey guy discusses politics with a bald guy over dinner" ones to see.

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Viña del Mar, CHILE
Feb 2001
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Advertising... oh sweet advertising
what would be of this world without us, the allmighty advertisers

well, here some funny ads, every day two new
www.adforum.com

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Mar 2003
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"Rottweiler for sale, eats anything, very fond of children."

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"For the purposes of sanitation, please sanit in the bucket provided and not on the floor."


"Ladies may have fits upstairs." (Clothing store ad).

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Viña del Mar, CHILE
Feb 2001
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Anti-advertising:

http://www.adbusters.org

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An anti-drug ad. After I had watched it I blinked and thought "are they serious with this one?". Unintentionally funny I guess then. Intelligent debate at its finest.




I've seen this line of anti-drug ads. I find that the artistic quality in them is nil and so is their effect. Theyre just too.......

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Nov 2001
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The Ivory-Coastian ad for Super Timor. The best of the best.

(click on the big "Téléchargez Super Timor" link)

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Chieftain
Satan's Majestic Empire
Nov 2001
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Spiff:

One of my favourites is the Mastercard "priceless" ad. It's probably a fake, but it's damn funny
http://www.rockim.com/videos/mastercard.asf

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