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lol ED&D is officially full PvP LOL
May 2002
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COMRADES!
WE GREET EACH DAY WITH THE TRUTH!
Lenin's Birthday Edition of the Russian Newspaper "Pravda" which means "The Truth"
Welcome comrades to this, the seventh special edition of PRAVDA - the offical newsletter of the Human Hive. We're knee deep in babies here at the PRAVDA office after the Chairman's announcement in the last edition, but the loyal PRAVDA comrades have nevertheless managed to produce all the news you need. All hail to the glorious Chairman Voltaire and the members of the Peoples' advisory council!
In This Issue :
- The Glory of the new Hive Constitiution!
- Hello to the PAC members!
- Rumour Mill!
- More Glorious Millitary Victories!
- Hive Public Announcement!
- News from a Probe Team!
- Keep on Moving!
- Claire Forlani at the PRAVDA News Desk!
- The Glory that is the Hive!
- All the News that's Good to Eat!
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Hive Comrades Vote To Accept The New Constitution!
With a massive turn-out, and more than 109% support, the New Hive Constitution was officiall accepted by the Human Hive. The Constitution is far too extremely liberal, and grants free speech and full rights for ALL! The full document will shortly be available for download from your nearest Network Node.
The official positions are defined thus :
Central Continuing Committee (CCC)
The Central Continuing Committee of the People and the Party of the Human Hive is the highest organ of state power. The CCC is ultimately responsible for everything the Hive does. The CCC holds executive and legislative power. The CCC is split into four main bodies, which will be detailed later. The main members of the CCC is the Chairman, Deputy Chairman, Commissioner of Foreign Relations, Commissioner of General Security, and Commissioner of Public Safety. The CCC can remove anyone from their position of power (excluding the Chairman), and may dismiss the People’s Advisory Council (PAC).
Chairman – Voltaire
The chairman is the leader of the CCC, and therefore the leader of the People of the Hive. The Chairman exercises legislative power with the CCC. The chairman cannot be removed by any individual or organization (excluding him/herself); until such time as he decides to resign, the chairman is Voltaire (but that’s okay seeing as he is an infinitely capable leader). The chairman appoints and removes members of the CCC, executes supreme state power, declares war, declares martial law, issues titles of honour, issues orders of special pardons, and issues orders of mobilization, ratifies treaties, agreements etc. with foreign powers. The Chairman also nominates all members of the CCC.
Deputy Chairman – Jamski
The deputy chairman acts in place of the chairman when the chairman isn’t able to perform his duties for whatever reason. S/he “assists” the chairman, and may be conferred other powers by the chairman. The deputy chairman is elected by the People’s Advisory Council (PAC) and cannot serve more than 2 consecutive terms.
Commissioner of Foreign Relations – Gnool
The job of the Commissioner of Foreign Relations is actually currently undefined in the constitution, but that will hopefully be amended very soon.
Commissioner of Public Safety – Frankychan
The Commissioner of Public Safety is responsible for maintaining law and order throughout the Human hive. S/he handles matters of treason, counter-revolution, such as disrupting the socialist economy, disruptions to the safety of the public etc.
Commissioner of General Security – Vev
Also currently undefined in the constitution.
Commissar of Counter Intelligence – vacant
Subordinate to the General Security Commission, and undefined in the constitution
Central Military Commission
A semi autonomous commission (but ultimately subordinate to the CCC) that, under the guidance of the People of the Human Hive, directs the Revolutionary Army of the Socialist People of the Human Hive.
Marshal of the Revolutionary Army of the Socialist People of the Human Hive – Rokossovky
Undefined in the constitution
Director of Joint Communications – Octavian X
Undefined in the constitution
Director of Military Intelligence – Honghu
Undefined in the constitution
People’s Advisory Council (PAC)
The PAC is the Peoples’ voice in the government – it comprises of 5 deputies elected by popular vote. The deputies in turn elect the People’s Ministries. The PAC, as it’s name suggests, is an advisory council and proposes and gives advice to the CCC on numerous issues, including amendments to the constitution, the creation of prefects (think of them as provinces), the creation of new administrative bodies, economic and social policies, the creation of autonomous regions, annul orders that contravene the constitution, if it’s necessary create and appoint members to committees and enact and amend statutes with the exception of those which should be enacted by the Central Continuing Committee, to give you a broad outline. It may have further powers extended to it by the CCC. The People’s Ministries will now be discussed.
Minister of Information – Tassadar
Undefined in the constitution, but it’s somewhat obvious that the Minister of Information is responsible for informing the People about what’s happening, and telling them other important information they need to know.
Editorial Deputy – Jamski
Subordinate to the Ministry of Information. Undefined in the constitution, but is responsible for the publication of Pravda, the newspaper of the Human Hive.
Promoter of Public Morale – Vev, Gnool
Subordinate to the Ministry of Information, undefined in the constitution. (One can guess that the Promoter(s) of Public Morale are responsible for keeping the people happy)
Minister of Scientific Knowledge - Static Universe
Undefined in the constitution, probably responsible for directing state research and technology.
Minister of Social Engineering – vacant
Undefined, but fairly obvious
Minister of Industry & Development – vacant
Undefined
Commissar of Economic Development – Micha
Undefined, subordinate to the Ministry of Industry and Development
Commissar of Infrastructure – Micha
Undefined, subordinate to the Ministry of Industry and Development.
Many thanks to our glorious Comrade Chairman for bringing us this glorious constitution!
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Gnool #1
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Welcome The PAC!
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Comrades, with the new constitution implemented the time now comes to officially elect deputies of the Peoples' Advisory Council. No longer will the Council consist of all Party members, according to Article 18 Clause 1 of the 2109 Constitution of the Human Hive, the PAC will now consist of 5 deputies. As such the CCC requests that Party members put nominations forward for the positions. |
Comrade Chairman Voltaire addresses the masses - Hivenet broadcasting services
Acting on these instructions elections were held, and we now have 5 new Deputies of the Peoples' Advisory Council:
Comrade Vev
Comrade Micha
Comrade Frankychan
Comrade Octavian X
Comrade Rokossovky
Candidates Comrade "Write-in" and Comrade Xenobanana could not attend the election due charges of misuse of state property, fraud, embezzling, espionage and jay-walking.
We hope they will do their jobs or they will find themselves appointed deputies of the recycling tanks
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Comrade Gnool #2
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***IGNORE THESE CAPITALIST RUMORS***
An unofficial newspaper called "rumor mill" circulated in the fellowship city base has recently caused public attention. In an article it reported: "We've been getting some early information from various industry sources over the last week about a secret project that is being initiated in the Office of military intelligence. Word is, the OMI is currently prototyping an infiltration unit called 'probe team'. " The article is hurriedly written and highly emotional. It did not provide any remotely reliable account or captures any details. However, it came with a blurred photo of something resembling a robot. The newspaper was confiscated on the same day of the report by the Commissioner of public safety for reason of "spreading rumors, disrupting social order and violating social stability." There are also words about possible personnel change of the director of military intelligence.
Would all comrades please be on the look out for anything resembling this :
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A Salute to the Brave Hive Soldiers
From our Glorious Marshal.
The Office of the Marshal has received reports of a glorious military victory at the front! As our mechanized units stormed over the fungal plains in search of new land to support our emerging industrial needs they encountered a mass of evil mind worms. However, it only took minutes for our highly trained forces to overrun a surprised enemy. Thus, through a combination of lighting speed, superior training and technology, and trust in the leadership of the Marshal, our armed forces emerged victorious once again! However, this victory was not without sacrifice. During the battle a platoon fell behind leaving a flank open to attack. Many men were lost in the ensuing battle to regain our momentum, but it was worth it and the tide was quickly turned back in our favour. Also, I have ensured that no such mistake will happen again as all persons who survived from that section were nerve stapled into an indefinitely long state of shock the commander was "relieved" and a new, more competent one was installed for that platoon. As it stands the Revolutionary Army of the Socialist People of the Human Hive has yet to loose a battle to anyone! This is a trend I, the Marshal, vow to uphold!
LONG LIVE THE ARMY! LONG LIVE THE CHAIRMAN! LONG LIVE THE HUMAN HIVE!
- Rokossovky
Marshal of the Revolutionary Army of the Human Hive
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***HIVE***PUBLIC***ANNOUNCEMENT***
Sector N589 is closed for maintenance. Please use the marked detours. Failure to comply will result in "unnecessary delay".
Thank you citizen.
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Exclusive : From The Journals of a SPY!
... I have been watching sector N589 and there are more people entering than leaving. Everyone that left had a strange odour ...
... Just saw two drooling nerve stapled drones pushing a metal container followed by Hive scientists and special troopers I've never seen before carrying flamers ...
... I'm going in today, everything is in order ...
... I must leave today and tell the others! It is inhuman what they are doing. I barely escaped with my life, and good thing they thought I was unconscious when they dump me into the mindworm hatchery. Luckily I was well prepared, except for the mindworms, [INELIGBLE SCRAWL] must leave ...
As usual the normal punishment for counter-revolutionary activities will be appiled. June 25, Hive Block B456, Recreation Commons. Adults 1ec, Children under 5 free.
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***Announcement from the Commissioner of Public Morale***
Chairman Declares Mandatory Dancing
The chairman decrees a new law calling for mandatory dancing by the citizens to promote good health, co-ordination, harmony, peace and goodwill. From now on, any citizen not found dancing at registered dance classes will practice for their good health, co-ordination and harmory with the Crimson Guard.
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PRAVDA's new face
We at PRAVDA have appointed a new Comrade who will be reading the news on the live PRAVDA-Tonight broadcast on Hivenet and syndicated across Planet. She got the job by demonstrating her cutting journalism, keen wit, broad knowledge of all subjects, loyal Communism and sleeping with the Editor.
Comrades - may I present Comrade Claire Forlani!
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Public Health Annoucment
Recently there have been many Comrades complaining of a rash of "Polls" - this is a strange diesase, and the only cure seems to be to vote quickly, vote often, and vote wisely. Remember that although painful, Polls are not always fatal.
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In other news :
- Recent moves to standardise the length of a year, allowing for regular PRAVDA editions, have been started. Opposition has been noted from the Pirates.
- The shooting of spies from other factions continues. The first inter-base Spy-Shooting Olympics will be held next week.
- The people love Chairman Voltaire even more than ever. Latest polls show a frankly ridiculous 3,074% support for the Chairman.
- Nerve-stapling Ayn Rand has produced some interesting results. Hive scientists say that the process is "fun".
Onwards Comrades - the Future of Humanity lies in Cooperation, Brotherhood and Industry - Continue to Work for the Glory of the Human Hive
Editorial Deputy to the PAC - Comrade Jamski
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12-06-2003 14:29
CyCon hasn't had thought control yet?
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