15-06-2003 05:44									#1
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	15-06-2003 15:43									#3
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quote: Originally posted by Tassadar5000 HIJACK

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	15-06-2003 17:22									#4
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	15-06-2003 17:42									#5
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Maybe lazy Drones work only 32 hours per day, but Glorious Hive Comrades can work 46! Ha!

-Jam

	15-06-2003 23:12									#6
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Tass, don't forget the Xenodoughnuts. Mmmmm, Xenodoughnuts: The Communist Manifantastic way to start the day.

	16-06-2003 00:36									#7
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quote: Originally posted by Main_Brain

See my first cartoon

	16-06-2003 01:25									#8
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To lead a Topic back to topic is that called a Rejack?

	17-06-2003 08:29									#9
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You guys are nuts.

	17-06-2003 08:35									#10
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I wonder why you call the University a non-fun loving faction when every member will be recieving their own genetically engineered Catgirl/boy or whatever once we have the tech to do so.....

	17-06-2003 14:54									#11
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quote: Originally posted by Archaic I wonder why you call the University a non-fun loving faction when every member will be recieving their own genetically engineered Catgirl/boy or whatever once we have the tech to do so.....

I knew I joined the wrong faction.

	17-06-2003 15:18									#12
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What else can one say?

-Jam

	17-06-2003 17:48									#13
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As headman of the Uni catgirl labs, I was this close to post a few samples of our recent models here, before I came to the reluctant conclusion that it would incur just moderator wrath on account of being somewhat too explicit for sensitive factions like Peace.

Oh well, faculty members can check out our own board for the best and perkiest of the gamma batch! The rest of you will have to make do with the ugly display the Hive Communist female ideal.

	17-06-2003 19:37									#14
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We should give them at least a *few* samples, don't you think? Afterall, SU up there seems to have got the wrong impression, as you noted.

Now if only we had enough synthetic cotton to make some Japanese Schoolgirl Sailor Suit's....

N.B. Pic linked to is NOT explicit. It's just two catgirls hugging. One's blushing. If you're offended by this sort of thing, I won't ask what you're on, I'll just point out that you're not obliged to download it at all. As for where it's hosted....well, if you want to look around, that's fine, but it'll certainly kill a lot of your preconceptions of me to see what kind of site is on my server.

Catgirls ^__^

	17-06-2003 20:21									#15
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quote: Originally posted by Archaic Now if only we had enough synthetic cotton to make some Japanese Schoolgirl Sailor Suit's....

That puzzled our Japanisation R&D teams as well. Thankfully the brilliant function TK-Gamma succeeded in inventing xenocotton... but, as you might expect, he patented it and holds the monopoly

	17-06-2003 21:17									#16
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Didn't know the professors have such exotic tastes.

	17-06-2003 21:28									#17
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quote: Originally posted by Cedayon That puzzled our Japanisation R&D teams as well. Thankfully the brilliant function TK-Gamma succeeded in inventing xenocotton... but, as you might expect, he patented it and holds the monopoly

Oh, don't mistake us, we know how to create it and all. It's just that at the moment we're having to focus those resources to Soylant Green production.

	17-06-2003 21:30									#18
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quote: Originally posted by MRT144

How dare they hijack your thread MRT.

The truth image, though, should be something like this:

Hive: MANY small giants with MANY "polls"
CyCon: Joy! No, I mean, emotion is illogical.
PEACE: "Yin" "Yang" One person one plunk!
Professors: (hands in pocket) Xenobanana ...
Drone: exactly like what you described

	24-06-2003 11:29									#19
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quote: Originally posted by Main_Brain Do you like being an expendable part of the machine?

What are you talking about? The concept of "Replacable Parts " has been around since the Industrial Age of Earth, and you make it seem like some dastardly Hive idea? And anyway, listening to the glorious classical socialist music of Rage Against The Machine is compulsory. I just destroyed your feeble inferior argument using two completely different counter arguments, buahahaha bask in your flawed barb!

	24-06-2003 13:05									#20
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quote: Originally posted by Archaic I wonder why you call the University a non-fun loving faction when every member will be recieving their own genetically engineered Catgirl/boy or whatever once we have the tech to do so.....

Pravda Claire Forlani Edition.

Need I say more?

Victory to the hive!

	24-06-2003 13:42									#21
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It might've been a Hive victory if your Claire Forlani had anything resembling sex appeal. Then again, in the Hive, I suppose you can just tell your citizens that she has sex appeal and they'll believe you.

	24-06-2003 14:19									#22
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quote: buahahaha bask in your flawed barb

Go get some Sunshine

	24-06-2003 16:34									#23
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The Hive invented sunshine!!!! The glorious chairman Voltaire is sunshine personified! Buahahaha wallow in your pitiful disproven insult!!

	24-06-2003 18:40									#24
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quote: Originally posted by Main_Brain Go get some Sunshine

Ok! Got some for you. Where do you want me to put it? On your shoulder, in your eyes ...

	24-06-2003 18:45									#25
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quote: Originally posted by Archaic It might've been a Hive victory if your Claire Forlani had anything resembling sex appeal. Then again, in the Hive, I suppose you can just tell your citizens that she has sex appeal and they'll believe you.

Nah, we just tell them that "The Marshal is sexy." (See last picture, Comrade Claire Special Edition.)

	24-06-2003 18:47									#26
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Dont know the Famous Song?

Ain't no Sunshine when shes gone (into the Hive)


@HH: Event he most Basic Drone knows there is no Sunshine in the Hiverian Tunnels. You cant fool me

	24-06-2003 21:41									#27
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quote: Originally posted by Archaic It might've been a Hive victory if your Claire Forlani had anything resembling sex appeal. Then again, in the Hive, I suppose you can just tell your citizens that she has sex appeal and they'll believe you.

Do you like her now?

	24-06-2003 22:25									#28
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DP

	24-06-2003 22:29									#29
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You sure you dont mean this?

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	24-06-2003 22:40									#30
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quote: Originally posted by Main_Brain Dont know the Famous Song? Ain't no Sunshine when shes gone (into the Hive)

We'll make sure she regularly visits pact factions.

quote: Even the most Basic Drone knows there is no Sunshine in the Hiverian Tunnels.

Oh but we're VERY close to getting the theory of everything (including sunshine).