17-06-2003 05:46									#31
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@ Godking's headless ghost.

-Arrian

	17-06-2003 16:59									#32
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NAPOLEON BONAPARTE: Chickens who do not cross the roads, you do not govern them, you shoot them.

JULIUS CAESAR: Veni ad viam, Vidi Chicken et transeo viam. Vidi Chicken.

I went to the road, I saw a chicken, I crossed the road and gained victory over the chicken.

Aidun

Last edited by Aidun on 17-06-2003 at 21:29

	17-06-2003 20:52									#33
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I rather liked the Voltaire quote
I tried coming up with my own Einstein quote about how the chicken is really skewed or is relative to its velocity but I couldn't come up with something funny enough to post...
Well, I still like my Seinfeld quote

	17-06-2003 21:31									#34
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This is a very good thread, let's keep on going with things like this.

Aidun

	18-06-2003 01:02									#35
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Panag:

hi ,

the chicken crossed the road...

have a nice day

	18-06-2003 04:32									#37
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VICTOR HUGO : My father, this hero with a so sweet smile, followed by a lone hussard whom he liked the most, told him : help the chicken to cross the road, though.

	18-06-2003 05:24									#38
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John Paul Jones: I have but one chicken to cross the road

Lucifer: Chickens rather rule on that side of the road than to serve on this side of it.

Gandalf the Gray: Do not meddle in the affairs of chickens, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

Moses (as portrayed by Charton Heston): Let my chickens go!

Richard Nixon: I am not a crook.

Jesus Christ: Forgive them father, they know not what they do..

Mss

	18-06-2003 12:19									#39
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quote: Originally posted by ManicStarSeed John Paul Jones: I have but one chicken to cross the road

Are you sure you aren't thinking of Nathan Hale?

John Paul Jones would be more like, "I have not yet begun to cross roads with chickens."

	18-06-2003 12:23									#40
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quote: Originally posted by Beta And, deep down, Voxians really are OK people.

If the war didn't look like it was about to end, I might reply with something like, "We of Gathering Storm know that deep down, Voxians really are okay people. That's why we like you about six feet deep."

	18-06-2003 12:28									#41
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George Washington's farewell address: "Avoid entangling alliances with chickens crossing foreign roads."

Teddy Roosevelt: "Speak softly, but cross the road with a big chicken."

Franklin Roosevelt: "Chickens crossing roads have nothing to fear but fear itself."

	18-06-2003 13:40									#42
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Public Service Announcment: Have YOU helped a chicken cross the road today?

	18-06-2003 13:40									#43
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John F Kennedy: "By the end of this decade I vow to put a chicken on the other side of the road"

	18-06-2003 14:46									#45
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JFK in Berlin: "Jeder freie Bürger der Welt ist ein Bürger der Gathering Storm. Ich bin ein Huhn."


- "He said what?"
- "He said he was a chicken!"
- "Yeah that's what I thought he said too. What does that mean?"
- "He's an American, it's slang: he's a Chicken! He's a ****ing Chicken!"

NOTE: apologies if the translation is off - blame Babelfish.

	18-06-2003 17:22									#46
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The Pope : mbmbmmlle mumble muble mummbbbllee

Mandela : It will be a glorious day when both a black and a white chicken can cross the road together.

Ming : If that chickens crosses that road again, I'll ban it.

Locke : If I turn around, will the chicken and the road still be there ?

Blake : Chicken, chicken burning bright, on the roads of the night, what immortal hand or eye, could frame thy fearfull picketry.

	18-06-2003 17:38									#47
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Actually, correct for Ming would be:

If the chicken crosses that road again, it's TOAST !

	18-06-2003 18:14									#48
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George W. Bush: And god willing, the free chicken will cross the road, in peace.
Thomas Hobbes: Chicken is wolf to chicken.

	18-06-2003 19:33									#49
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quote: Originally posted by Panzer32 Panag: hi , the chicken crossed the road... have a nice day

[panzer]

i run over a chicken , who-ah

[/panzer]

	18-06-2003 19:40									#50
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quote: George W. Bush: And god willing, the free chicken will cross the road, in peace.

Bush : And god willing, the free AMERICAN chicken will cross the road, in peace.

	18-06-2003 19:51									#51
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My computer : Rampaging chicken destroys vacuum. Aborting...

(I have a habit of putting in odd error messages in my code, and I think that that was what my chicken error was).

	18-06-2003 19:55									#52
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Alva, actually,
Bush: And god willing, the... ooh, a pretzel! *chew*chew* *COUGH* *COUGH*

	18-06-2003 20:52									#53
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Gene Roddenbery: To boldy go, where no chicken has crossed roads before

DeepO

	19-06-2003 01:35									#54
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quote: Originally posted by nbarclay Are you sure you aren't thinking of Nathan Hale? John Paul Jones would be more like, "I have not yet begun to cross roads with chickens."

Your right

	19-06-2003 01:59									#55
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The Black knight : No chicken will pass the road.

Dostojefski : The [enter a 200 unneeded pages here] chicken [enter 200 unneeded pages here] has [enter 200 unneeded pages here] crossed [enter 200 unneeded pages here] the [enter 200 unneeded pages here] road.

Mann : The [enter a 400 unneeded pages here] chicken [enter 400 unneeded pages here] has [enter 400 unneeded pages here] crossed [enter 400 unneeded pages here] the [enter 400 unneeded pages here] road.

	19-06-2003 10:02									#56
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Hemingway: The old chicken and the road.

	19-06-2003 10:22									#57
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Machiavelli: The road justifies the crossing.

Mss

	19-06-2003 15:21									#58
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Baldrick : I have devised a very cunning plan for the chicken to cross the road.

Spock : Captain, the chicken will cross the road in 0.2 seconds.

	19-06-2003 15:50									#59
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How about a whole episode?

Kirk: Scotty, give me .... WARP factor ....9, THIS chicken.... MUST cross .... the road.
Scotty: The chicken cannae take it any more, cap'n. If I give her any more she's gonna blow!
Checkov: Road approaching in 10.7 seconds, sir.
Uhura: We're being hailed by another chicken, Captain.
Kirk: On screen.
Chicken#2: CluckCluckCluckCluck
Spock: This situation is illogical, I suggest we turn back Captain.
Kirk: No Spock ... THIS ... is necessary. To CROSS ... roads is the .... very essence OF ... chickenhood.
Bones: God dammit, Jim! Can't you see we're not gonna make it! Have some sense, man!

	20-06-2003 00:37									#60
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@the whole thread, especially Theseus' first post and the Star Trek Episode...

Good ones guys!