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I want my HAMBURGERS!!
May 2002 time: 23:28
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The Hague, the capital of the civilized world
Nov 2002 time: 06:28
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MARGARETH THATCHER: "As God once said and I think is right, the chicken is about to cross the road."
GORBACHEV: "Glasnost and Perestrojka, that's what's important in the Soviet Union. From now on, chickens will be allowed to freely cross the road."
SADDAM HUSSEIN: "The chicken MUST cross the road and if it doesn't cross the road, we'll MAKE it cross the road. I still have some chem... oh, I'd better not mention it. "
MARX: "The chicken is being repressed by the bourgeoisie, exploited. Therefore it is inevitable that the chickens will seize power. An they will establish a state, led by chickens with roads for any chicken to cross. No more private roads. This is the Commuchicks Revolution."
FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT: "Like I manage to stand, the chicken will cross the road."
LENIN: "All chickens will equally and together cross the road."
MAO: "The Big Step Forward means that the chichen will cross the road with big steps."
SOCRATES: "Will the chicken cross the road?"
JOSEF STALIN: "The chicken crossed the road? I don't believe you. You are trying to play me a trick. You want to become the leader of the state, wont you, huh? And the chicken is in your plot. ARREST THIS MAN AND THE CHICHEN and bring them to the camps in Siberia!"
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CliffsNotes: Chicken crossed road, why? Common joke, usu. bad.
TACO BELL: Come to Taco Bell and get the new Chickalupa for only $1.89! And, as supplies last, it comes with patented Racing Style (TM) Tire Marks!
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BRIDGEKEEPER: What... is the airspeed velocity of an unladen chicken?
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I want my HAMBURGERS!!
May 2002 time: 23:28
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