17-06-2003 05:14									#1
	Monkey Smilies Put an end to popups!

We should have our own smilies... Here are some:




Is that a monkey?

	17-06-2003 06:30									#2
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

Yes, they are monkeys...

But much smaller than myself. Being a noble Orangutan, the like who sits in the mountains all day and sips tea with the Buddhists, I don't think that they are very sizable monkeys, however.

You will find that, when we build our military, we shall need some large simians to keep up with those damnable Cro-Magnon hominid chapees who keep sprouting up and inventing fire and wheels and things. Quite an annoyance, I say. What a lot of rot.

You see, in the military, you will need...Orangutans and Gorillas! Yes, that's right...chimps are bright lads, and very funny when they try to be (that is, when they aren't just being bothersome). However, if you note the size of my digits, I could probably squish some of the little chaps in the smilies between my thumb and index finger...

Ah well. Show me a real ape...better yet...a real apess!

Simian Pygmaeus
Orangutan Clan