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Lord Merciless
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Religion allows you to build temples and cathedrals in your cities.
A temple makes 2 citizen content, and a cathedral makes 3 citizen content.
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Pekka
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em seu burro dos pais!
Feb 2002 time: 07:28
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3:16!!
Well, for example in Christianity, you get to live forever with God and be his children. And you know he's the biggest star of them all. That's pretty cool.
There will be some pumping house tracks and devine chorus lines all the time, and you'll get those chilling feelings all over your body. Have you ever tried dancing on clowds? It's quite smooth.
Also, even if you don't believe in the good book, it's still awesome story. And it's not that tough to get to VIP backstage passes to the biggest party in the universe, in Christianity you do it through Jesus, if you believe in him and accept him as your savour, he'll send you the tickets, and the post office won't screw it up. Why? Because he promised he'd do that, and he's not the type of guy who'd fool you. Why? Well, according to the book, he died for your sins, so that's says pretty much.
I don't think he was into pain, but he still did it, to make sure all you sinners and mofos get the tickets. So, I think that makes him a bad ass and cool.
And all you have to do is accept him and call for him. Not much to ask for. He won't make you kneel and be a sissie for the rest of your life, all you need to do is call him up, and that's it, you're set. Some times emotions can fool you too, making you dislike him for not helping you out all the time, but hey don't hate the player, hate the game!
So, what else you get?
First you get the biggest bad ass to your life.
You get all your sins forgiven, which is unbelievable thinking all the things you've done.
You get to be Gods children, and it's worth it, since he's throwing the big party you don't want to miss out!
You get to have his love too, so it's not like you'll be hanging out there alone.
And the best part, you get to be in that party, and guess what? It doesn't end!
Sounds like a pretty sweet deal to me, don't you think?
Last edited by Pekka on 18-06-2003 at 05:27
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PresidentMarcos
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Ever gotten the feeling that religion is just a pack of lies designed to control the populace? Besides, it does become obsolete with the discovery of Alien Archealogy...
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Ben Kenobi
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McGregornobi!
Oct 2002 time: 21:28
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Guys, Dissident wants positives, not negatives of organised religion.
For myself, I second Pekka, forgiveness from sins.
Secondly, a place to meet people who share the same values that you do.
Third, a place to worship God with other people.
Fourth, people who can help you with counselling, etc as need be.
Fifth, volunteer opportunities, to help other people out.
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Vince278
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Cool cartoon. I hear episodes are on DVD now.
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Nacht
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Amsterdam
May 2002 time: 06:28
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I think religion exists because people prefer to be part of a big meaningfull story instead of being part of a meaningless world of coincidence.
Personally I believe in the meaningless world of coincidence though...
Well, I do try to create some sort of meaning during the short time i'm here for myself.
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