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AUERSTADT
Jun 2002 time: 05:29
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quote: Originally posted by civman2000
*in a whisper*
Senor Torquemada, I urge you to reconsider your earlier plea. Even if the law that you are being charged under is a bad one, you have still broken it. AS for blasphemy against the church, even if the church is evil, you have declared it to be wrong, and that is the very definition of blasphemy. You have also committed treason against the King, for openly opposing his rule is by definition treason against him. Even if you convince the Tribunal that what you have said is true, they would still be obliged to convict you because the law is the law.
If you plead guilty, I promise you I can save your life and perhaps get a rather light sentence. If you do not, there is little I can do to help you and you will most likely be executed.
Daniel de la Civ |
*in another whisper*
Senor de la Civ,
As I have reconsidered my political stance, updating my declaration dated june 15 by a revised version date june 22, reading as follows :
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Cancel and replace all previous editions
There is nothing wrong in the kingdom.
We are strong
We are rich
We are respected and feared
We are ahead
How could all this have happened ?
Because King Togas has not yet retire (although he would certainly be entitled to, considering the Herculean works already accomplished), and we are fortunate that he enjoys nothing more than governing Spain.
What must be done ?
Nothing, keep quiet and have a good siesta.
Spain is doing fine, all patriots must be happy.
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I must plead guilty for the time elapsed between june 15 and june 22, one week, and non-guilty thereafter. If I was to be punished for the week I was guilty, I understand that this punishment should be limited to a week, and that it should leave intact the innocent person I became again on june 22.
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mrmitchell
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I will testify for the defense, if the Court wishes me to do so.
Spamish Mitchell
Old Person
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AUERSTADT
Jun 2002 time: 05:29
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quote: Originally posted by History Guy
We assume that Senor Torquemada was being sarcastic.
In fact, we also assume that he has no wish to retract his statements, because everything he says amounts to a pile of dingo's kidneys.
Even if he'd meant it, no one would take it seriously, and we'd still have to flay him a bit.
We assume that, because he refuses to give us a direct answer, he is in contempt of the court.
We assume that Senor Thud is preparing a response...
Cardinal Calamari |
Eminence,
I am a bit worried that you assume so often, because it always amounts to making a judgement on my intents which is a thing that no human being, even judges, are allowed to make.
But which is worse, you also make assumptions on the reaction of the general public, although you have not the beginning of an evidence.
And least, although everything I said regarding this trial was said in this court, you assume that I am in contempt of the court. My respect for the Court is an almost perfect illustration of the infinite.
I therefore respectfully ask the Court to stop assuming and start examining the facts, and particularly those that I brought to its attention. As you know, my defence has been unfortunately reduced to almost nothing after the greatest lawyer of Spain (after you Eminence), was obliged to give up. But my innocence is my best shield, and I am confident that it will be recognized soon.
Innocently yours,
Tomas de Torquemada
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mrmitchell
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I want him burned, for the hell of it.
Then again, considering his innocence (well, not to the law, but to the land, you could say), we could just make an effigy of him and burn that?
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Aidun
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The Hague, the capital of the civilized world
Nov 2002 time: 06:29
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The accused that broken the Law of the Church. Since then the Law has been changed only once, but that has no effect on this trial, because this man did not undermine the position of the Pope or the King (Law of the Church, General Law, Article VI). The suspect is accused of insulting the Pope and committing treason towards the King. Whether this accusation is true or not, I will not say now, but the trial may not be dropped because of recent events, not even if the court is stormed and the accused is freed.
Only if the Law of the Church is changed in favor of the accused, he can be released because the crimes he committed are no longer considered crimes.
In addition to the statements made by various people who are active in this trial, I want to state that republicanism is outlawed.
Article VI states that any attempt to undermine the position of the King and the Pope is forbidden and that republicanism is outlawed.
Nuclearis Winterius III is arrested for republicanism. In the dungeaons of the Chuch he will await his trial.
[ooc]When it comes to a revolution, the Church will be ultra-conservative and will stick to outlawing republicanism and will do everything to keep the monarchy, although as a member of this team I favor the republic over the monarchy.
I hope that the King's troops and the Swiss Guards will together battle against the republicans. After years of civil war, a compromise will be found (Togas's plan of a republic): The Church will remain powerful in the judicial branch, the republicans get their House of Lords, the King remains King. Then the Church will drop Article VI or the General Law and republicanism will no longer be outlawed.
I hope you like this RP story and I hope you want to play it with me. [ooc]
Pope Aidun I
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Nuclear Winter
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Ooops... wait, hey you silly kraut get your hands off of me! Now! Graaahhh I told you to get your krautish hands off of me! What a silly acusation! Republicanism? That flag is a Flag I found today at my garden, in New Madrid, and as it had so many colors and rawings, and the sybol of spain inside it, I tought it was some sort of governamental banner...I swear! reconsider your decision, Pope, or you will be unfair!
[ooc]Hehehe, as you all may have noticed, diferently from his cousin Pablo, Nuclearis the III was always.. hmm how can I say.. a bit too innovative hehe Weīll see if he goes to jail or if he saves his Republican arse...
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Nuclear Winter
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*Pablo Winterius enters the room*
I have heard of the great mess you conjured upon yourself with your distracted mind, Nuclearis...
My most Holy Pope Aidun the First, I beg of you that you release this man, I sincerely believe he says the truth! As you may see, he has always been a loyal servant of King Togas!I donīt recall seeing him making any statement in favour of republicanism, and just because he picekd some weird flag it doesnīt mean he is republican...! Besides, I myself didnīt know this flag simbolised republic .
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Nuclear Winter
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SO now the Pope makes up a flag for Spain?
Spain never had a flag! HA!NOw this... we only have the shield of the united kingdom of spain. Never have we had anything like this!!! The colors around donīt make it more republican or less!!! If someone were to call satanas God, and pray to Him with evil intentions, he would be no less sinner !!!
*The Swiss guards continue to drag Nuclearis Winterius the III to the dungeons*
This is taxation without representation!!! UNFAIR!!!! Let me GO!!! Graaaahhh!!! Iīm gonna call the Santiago Chargers!!! I swear I will!!
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History Guy
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Reads too many books...
Oct 2001 time: 23:29
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Your Holiness,
I apologize for the interruption. We shall proceed.
Has anyone seen the Watcher, Senor Thud, or has he too vanished in the mob of rioters?
Light the torches, men, a full-scale search must be organized for the Watcher.
While we wait, I call Pablo Winterius to the witness box.
Senor Winterius,
Good sir, when did you first lay eyes on the accused?
Did you see him, in New Madrid, proclaiming that treasonous and vindictive letter on high before the crowds?
Did you hear him later say that he was calling upon the common people for revolution?
Did you hear him demand that the King be removed from power?
Did you hear him insult the Pope?
Do you think that his father's death could have influenced these actions?
Do you think that he is totally insane?
Thank you.
Cardinal Calamari
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History Guy
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Reads too many books...
Oct 2001 time: 23:29
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Ummm...speaking of rioting, did you chaps notice that some of the populace outside happens to be carrying a gigantic battering ram, shouting "Kill Torquemada! Kill Torquemada!" and sometimes "Kill everyone else! Kill everyone else!"?
And is it just me, or are they burning a cat at the stake?
And is it just me or...
(Suddenly, a baliff breaks into a run, lifting his knife at the Pope and the Cardinal, screaming "Death to the Papists! Long live the Druids! Vive la Revolutione!"
He runs forward, cutting through the crowd, his knife poised to strike the Pope and the Cardinal down before the Swiss Guards can stop him...
Suddenly, from out of the crowd, Cardinal Calamari's secretary, Gastronome Neecap V leaps in front of the assassin...the knife is buried in his chest as the Swiss Guards hurl their pikes into the revolutionary's side.
Blood splatters all over the place from the assassin's wound, for he falls back against the Dock. Torquemada shudders in horror as his shirt is ruined.
The Pope and the Cardinal kneel by the body of the heroic secretary, giving him the sacrament of extreme unction.)
Cardinal Calamari
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