23-06-2003 21:53									#1
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Well. Wasn't it fun. I finished school yesterday () and decided to celebrate. Me, two friends, 3 bottles of vodka. I have found out what happens when I drink 750ml of vodka. Not Fun... I don't get drunk easily but when I do my body is shite at cleaning itself up. I was seriously hung over till five in the afternoon today or so...
Why am I telling you this? Because I posted here about my plans. Here is my advice: DON'T do it.... Being that drunk (not to mention outside) is a BAD thing. Just had to try it out... Not worth it.
We did it at a school... The schoolyard is open at night so we dragged up the table and started drinking... Not my kind of fun, I prefer the booze to be high quality (hence not much of it either) and be there for the background, not the main thing.
I hate thinking slowly.
My friend drank vodka for the first time (he only had a few beers all his life before) - downed 500ml like a real Russian (we WERE born there you know, all three of us) and even managed to get home on his own - alebit he was completely pissed while doing it although he remembered. And he didn't have a hangover... Bastard.
So, any of you did similiar silly things and want to tell?

	23-06-2003 22:18									#2
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Fun, heh?

	23-06-2003 22:25									#3
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You were there too Az ?

	23-06-2003 22:33									#4
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quote: So, any of you did similiar silly things and want to tell?

Hehe, back in highschool we played the game we saw in Ana Carenina movie. Basicaly everyone has a toast with a small glass of vodka, then go under the table, emerge at the other side and stand up. Repeat until everyone is happly passed out under the table. Terrible stuff

And wellcome to the world lazy broke students adults

	23-06-2003 22:40									#5
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quote: Originally posted by Spiffor You were there too Az ?

Nope. but these occasions don't vary a lot.

	23-06-2003 22:46									#6
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hung over till five? that's nothing

our "school's over" party ended a lot harder... and I wasn't even hung over, and that's because there was still enough alcohol in my veins the next day that I wouldn't have been allowed to drive *show off*

	23-06-2003 22:47									#7
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I don't drink for fun... It's a serious sport

	23-06-2003 22:53									#8
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after getting drunk at a party, a friend and me left it at about 1, went into a pub in town, that is run by a former student of our school. there we got ultimately knocked out for free, to wake up in a completely strange place the next morning. went home rest-drunk, fell on my bed, slept until 1700.

	23-06-2003 22:55									#9
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then the war of spanish succession erupted

	23-06-2003 23:05									#10
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I once slept on a mate's bed until seven, not realising that when he had gone out for a drunken stumble for some reason, he'd forgotten to take his keys and hence couldn't even get into his building.

My mate climbed a flagpole because it was missing a flag and tried to hang his t-shirt from it. Didn't achieve it.

Pulled some right mingers. One was at least sixteen stone. The look on her face as I kicked her out rather than ****ging her was a chuckle though.

Took a walk across a golf course in the pouring rain "to walk a friend home". To get out of golf course, we needed to crawl under barbed wire. And I wonder how that golf flag ended up in my front garden...

One of my friend's room was completely trashed by about eight of us..lager, crisps and glass absolutely everywhere on the floor. Lager on the TV, on his wardrobe doors...

And drunken games of cricket on the beach. Trying to hit the ball towards some lovely bikini-clad girls so they bend over to pick the ball up again..

Falling asleep in a nightclub, lied down across chairs. Then trying for an hour to get back in. I honestly felt completely sober then..

Falling asleep on my bed after drining 12 or so double vodkas at the pub next door. Totally sleeping through two girls coming round to "wake me up". One was an ex..the other pretty fit too.

Er, just let me know if you want any more..

	23-06-2003 23:11									#11
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erm... is that supposed to be coherent, Nimrod.?

	23-06-2003 23:13									#12
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Yeah, different nights, you know...all those.

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alright, that wasn't quite clear... so I'm presuming.... cheers, man!!

	24-06-2003 00:14									#14
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Guys: Wow Interesting stories so far. And I thought that I drank a lot... OK 750ml IS a lot. I'd rather not die so I won't repeat Ecthelion's feat. Quite impressive though.
What really shocked me is my friend. First time he got drunk, half a litre of very cheap vodka, and NOTHING. He slept there for a bit and that's it. He even remembers almost everything and he had no hangover!
Anyway, I prob. got quite a poisoning. Turns out that right now my temperature is too high and I am again nauseous. But at least I can function.

	24-06-2003 00:18									#15
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I hate getting drunk. Yet I used to do it all the time

One time at a Nascar race- my buddies were camping at the fairgrounds right next to the racetrack. That's pretty cool, because people come in from all over the south, and have one big party. Lots of drinking.

Anyways it was whiskey that did me in. Whiskey always does me in, because I drink it like beer- fast.

Well I knew better than to lay down.

I passed out standing up against a tree. Every so often I would vomit, and then go back leaning against the tree.

And then when I thought I was done, I went in the tent. But then I realized I wasn't done- so I slept with my head sticking out of the tent in 30 degree weather. That way I could keep throwing up without getting out of the tent.

The next day I had the worst hangover imaginable. I took tylenol even though they recommend not taking that when you are doing heavy drinking. I was so desperate I didn't care about liver damage.

	24-06-2003 00:54									#16
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Drink whiskey fast? Uncultured brute! Whiskey is for sipping and savouring every drop. I drink beer quite slowly too, can't afford much

	24-06-2003 00:57									#17
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even when I mix whiskey with something like soda I still end up getting drunk.

there's something about whiskey...

	24-06-2003 00:58									#18
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Whiskey with Soda? Dissident, you amaze me. I drink my whiskey with air. Or a little ice sometimes.

	24-06-2003 00:59									#19
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try southern comfort with dr. pepper. It's pretty good

	24-06-2003 01:01									#20
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whiskey with cola is a standard recipe, if a bit perverted one though

	24-06-2003 01:07									#21
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ecthelion: I know and if i were a barkeep i'd refuse to pour it.

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quote: Originally posted by Firelad So, any of you did similiar silly things and want to tell?

One time when I was at a gay night club with my boyfriend over three years ago, I had a little too much to drink, and stripped down to my briefs.
My boyfriend didn't try to stop me -- he decided to let me let loose, I guess.

Then I got up on the bar, flirting with the bartender. Before I knew it I was lying down on my side and then my back ON the bar, letting a person or two take pictures of me.

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MrFun:
I couldn't have done better meself. Nothing to blush about at all. At least you weren't wearing a kilt and letting people photograph what's underneath it like I did on an occasion. And I wasn't even slightly drunk!

	25-06-2003 03:26									#25
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Which reminds me, there is a video circulating around Haifa of me waving my penis during a party, with hundreds of people around.

	25-06-2003 03:31									#26
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I once was in Stockton and got so freakin drunk that my friends girlfriend had to drive everyone home. Of course my fat friend had a craving fo Crap in a Box so we stopped at the drive through (it was 3 am). The smell of the tacos was so bad that I leaned out the back window and began to puke... In the middle of a heavy some bum came up to me and tried to give me a pamflit or something... It was three in the morning and i was puking out of the window and this guy had the nerve to try and solicit me!!! I began laughing and puking at the same time, one burst made me puke all over the poor guy!!!!

I laughed the whole way home, woke up the next day, and caught my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette... or something... Now that's Karma

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how fast did you drive away? pissed off people can be rather angry.

	25-06-2003 03:38									#28
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I don't think we had gotten all the food, but the guy just stood there, I don't think he was all there... Stockton has some real crackpots

	25-06-2003 03:57									#29
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You know, something really funny happened, I hope Ming won't delete me for telling it... Anyway, so on Sunday it was me a female friend and a male friend. The following happened when I was still relatively sober (When drinking, I act and think clearly right up to the moment I pass out) I suggested that the girl remove her top. She said she would if the male friend kiss me. He did so, and I removed her top for a while, then put it back on. Now the funny part is that my friend (who is perfectly straight by the way) remembers the kiss, but not the removal of the top! Now THAT is irony
She's got some damn fine breasts too by the way. Just the way I like them lol.
Aaah, life is good. I just wish I didn't feel like a broken old man, all sore and ill.

	25-06-2003 04:25									#30
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I have a very fine-tuned sense of Gonnabarfafteronemore, so I've never been hung over or vomited. I do some wacky stuff when I'm plastered though. Back at college(I go to community college now...don't ask), I once ran up and down the halls for half a night threatening passersby with a broom. Called myself the "broom ninja" and left threatening notes from the Broom God on every dry-erase board. No, I don't know why.
Another time I took to using a condom as a sock puppet. His name was Happy, the Christmas Condom. He was a good friend until he ripped in two from talking too much.
Then there was the time I dressed up as Auron from FFX(character from a video game my next-door neighbor played a lot) with my trenchcoat and a gallon jug of milk.
That's just the kind of thing that happens when you get a dork drunk. Oddly enough, I'd never ask a girl to remove her shirt while drunk, though not from lack of nerve. I don't even have the attention span to get randy when I'm schnockered. I'd notice how nice a girl's boobs are, then immediately start thinking about how funny the word "boob" is. Then I'd commence running around yelling "Boob! Boob! Boob!" and bobbing my head like a chicken until I forgot the whole thing.
At least, I'm guessing that's what I'd do. I'm never the same way twice. Wasted Elok is an unpredictable fellow. But I've never regretted the morning after, which is why Wasted Elok continues his occasional existence.