24-06-2003 07:16									#1
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Dammit I knew the name and I forgot it. Oh well, the title is probably better without it.

Anyways How do you use those things? Can it really do the job? And how do you get dry so you can put your clothes back on? Do french/japanese people walk around with wet underwears?

	24-06-2003 07:17									#2
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bedet? (sp)

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	24-06-2003 07:17									#3
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A bidet.

I've never seen one either, provincial philistine that I am.

	24-06-2003 07:18									#4
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duh bidet.

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	24-06-2003 07:18									#5
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I assume you sit on them to wash your bum and then wipe it down with toilet paper or a towel before dressing.

	24-06-2003 07:21									#6
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quote: Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui I assume you sit on them to wash your bum and then wipe it down with toilet paper or a towel before dressing.

wats the point of bidet then?

	24-06-2003 07:22									#7
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make your ass smell nice, it helps remove klingons.

think of it as an ass-phasor.

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	24-06-2003 07:25									#8
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quote: wats the point of bidet then?

Water is cleaner than just toilet paper alone.

	24-06-2003 07:29									#9
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quote: Originally posted by Tuberski make your ass smell nice, it helps remove klingons. think of it as an ass-phasor. ACK!

"ass phaser"



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

	24-06-2003 07:31									#10
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next q: how do u control it from splashing all over?

	24-06-2003 07:32									#11
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Yo but seriously I want one of these some day.

You your ass is the most dirty part of your body and I don't think it gets very clean by smearing paper all over it.

	24-06-2003 07:32									#12
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quote: Originally posted by Zero next q: how do u control it from splashing all over?

ass-shields.

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	24-06-2003 07:33									#13
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quote: how do u control it from splashing all over?

With the help of a good tactical commander to aim the phasers.

That's such a good joke.

	24-06-2003 07:34									#14
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quote: Originally posted by Zero next q: how do u control it from splashing all over?

I think if you sit down close enough the backwash goes into the toilet.

I've never tried one so I'm guessing but wondering the same thing.

Eurocoms can you help us out?

	24-06-2003 07:37									#15
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Here you go:

http://bidet-2000.com/geberit.htm


$3500 MAN

	24-06-2003 07:39									#16
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Seriously, its a sick concept but still a legitimate question. YOU DONT WANT SH*T ALL OVER UR ASS!

quote: Originally posted by Ted Striker Yo but seriously I want one of these some day. You your ass is the most dirty part of your body and I don't think it gets very clean by smearing paper all over it.

I agree too. I wipe dozen+ and take a shower right a way.

	24-06-2003 07:48									#17
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Well they have wet toliet paper at the store now, those work pretty good.

	24-06-2003 08:04									#18
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Call me a terrorist, I've always wanted to hook up a fire hose to one of those things...

	24-06-2003 08:06									#19
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hell yeah

	24-06-2003 09:44									#20
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I saw one in Italy- well sicily

I figured it was some strange kind of urinal the first time I saw one

	24-06-2003 09:50									#21
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Oh crap....those things are for your BOTTOM?

I thought it was a little water fountain for you....crap.

and there i was, thinking-"wow, these hotels think of everything!"

	24-06-2003 09:51									#22
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oh my poor frankychan

	24-06-2003 11:04									#23
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I never have encountered one of these, and I don't think I ever want to.

	24-06-2003 11:26									#24
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If you've seen Crocodile Dundee, you've seen a bidet.

	24-06-2003 11:38									#25
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I had one of those once, in a summer appartment in Cyprus when I was a kid. They're cool. Not the most comfortable things, but still, cool.

	24-06-2003 11:47									#26
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Alas, another European dignity above our American shame. How much time do you spend letting your ass get washed? That's got to be a hell of an efficiency ****. (Bad pun, I know)

	24-06-2003 18:23									#27
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They are hardly around in euroe either though, I still have one (old appartment, but never used it.)
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Some new toilets do have one build in.
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quote: You your ass is the most dirty part of your body and I don't think it gets very clean by smearing paper all over it.

You could go Islamic.

	24-06-2003 19:27									#28
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My parent's house is Brazil was built by some crazy Italian architect some 20 years ago maybe (maybe less its rather recent) and there's a bidet in every bathroom of which there are maybe like 6 (these Italians love bathrooms or so my parents tell me). The bathrooms are almost bigger than the bedrooms.

	24-06-2003 20:38									#29
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The Japanese built a better toilet seat. After you finish your business, streams of warm water will clean your bottom, then jets of warm air will dry it.

Excellent!

	24-06-2003 20:59									#30
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And presumably it plays soothing music whilst performing this task.