26-06-2003 07:38									#1
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Who's your fave? I'm talking major secondary characters, ones that show up at least every three episodes or so, or ones that have several episodes built around them. Thus, this excludes perennial faves like Professor Frink, the Sea Captain, Mayor Quimby, Ranier Wolfcastle, Duff-Man, and the mortal lock for best ever one-time appearance, Hank Scorpio.


I lean towards Burns myself.

	26-06-2003 07:48									#2
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A close match between Apoe and Ralphy and Millhouse, oh and...

	26-06-2003 07:49									#3
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Wiggum is absolutely priceless. Everything he says is so funny it makes me laugh every time.

	26-06-2003 07:49									#4
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OMG posting this thread was literally the next thing I was going to do. :eek!:

I say Nelson and Ralph are about even.

	26-06-2003 07:49									#5
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Burns is so obviously the choice.

Sideshow Bob a close second, with Wiggum third.

	26-06-2003 07:51									#6
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Clancy (the sheriff) Wiggum.

	26-06-2003 07:52									#7
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Ralph Wiggum's one liners crack me up every time!

	26-06-2003 07:53									#8
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Burns, then Ralph Wiggum, and then Milhouse .

	26-06-2003 07:55									#9
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Sideshow Bob 0wnZ.

	26-06-2003 07:57									#10
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who doesnt like apu? Its because of him I default all my hindus stereotype setting as "funny". Plus you can always make fun of your hindu friend calling them apu and they always take it cool.

Hindu people are the funniest people in the world.

	26-06-2003 08:05									#11
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RALPH ****ING WIGGUM BABY!

quote: Me fail English? That's unpossible. Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers! Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me. Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Gramma! I bent my wookie. The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there Ralph: "Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants." Chief Wiggum: "Just relax and it'll come, son." I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life I found a moonrock in my nose! That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!

	26-06-2003 08:07									#12
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You forgot his best:

"My cat's breath smells like cat food."

	26-06-2003 08:09									#13
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The Wookie line is his best, you blasphemer.

	26-06-2003 08:12									#14
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Burns, with Wiggum a close second.

	26-06-2003 08:14									#15
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It's just gotta be Moe.

So many golden moments. And the running joke of having him keep endangered species in the back of his tavern just can't be beat.

"Ah jeez, it's the feds!"

	26-06-2003 08:16									#16
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quote: Originally posted by Elok The Wookie line is his best, you blasphemer.

No, I'm sorry, the cat food line is clearly the height of Ralph-based humor.

	26-06-2003 08:18									#17
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quote: You forgot his best: "My cat's breath smells like cat food."

Absolute classic scene

	26-06-2003 08:33									#18
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Tie between Milhouse and Groundskeeper Willie

quote: From Groundskeeper Willie "Argh, I'll kill that Mr. Burns!! And...wound...that Mr. Smithers!" Skinner: "Willie. Go into the vent and get him." Willie: "What!? Have ye gone waxy in your beester? I canna fit in the wee vent, Ye Croquet-Playin' Mint-Muncher!" Skinner: "Grease yourself up and go in you.. guff speaking work slacker." Willie: "Ooh. Good comeback." "Bonjourrr, you cheese eatin' surrender monkeys." "If elected mayor my first act will be to kill the whole lot of ya, and burn your town to cinders!"

Good stuff!

	26-06-2003 09:17									#19
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C. Montgomery Burns.
Ex-cellent

	26-06-2003 09:18									#20
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Who could not love him singing "See my Vest?"

	26-06-2003 09:25									#21
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Man, they've all had great moments.

Kent Brockman was hilarious when he sold out to the alien invaders.

	26-06-2003 09:27									#22
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Itchy and Scratchy should have been one. the you open up space for someone like Dr. Nick Riviera, or Troy Mclure, or the lawyer (the one voiced by Phill Hartman), or even Cletus.

	26-06-2003 09:38									#23
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The lawyer voiced by Hartman was Lionel Hutz (a.k.a. Miguel Sanchez). And man oh man, was he hi-larious.

McClure and Dr. Nick were also perfect.

	26-06-2003 09:54									#24
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man o man, this is a tough choice... I havent made up my mind yet, but I am thinking C. Montgomery Burns. Others are probably funnier overall, but he is entertaining in other ways.

Note how just about all those characters fit some well-known stereotypical role of our society.... brilliant

	26-06-2003 09:58									#25
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Hey-diddly-do neighbourino!

	26-06-2003 10:03									#26
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LIONEL HUTZ! LIONEL HUTZ!

(why is he not on the poll?!)

and what about Gil?

	26-06-2003 10:06									#27
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I can see maybe not having Gil sense he's pretty new and gets repititive... and same with that lady that's always at every kind of office or that asian woman... and i can see maybe not having that old psychologist from the first season... and maybe no Mod flanders...

but come on... no Dr. Nick?! no Lionel Hutz? no Troy McClure?

Hutz: "well, we lost the case so here's your free pizza..."
Marge: "but we won!"
Hutz: "thats alright. it was empty anyway"

	26-06-2003 10:07									#28
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and what about Fat Tony?! or Lenny and Carl?!

	26-06-2003 10:10									#29
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Fat Tony was cool as hell

	26-06-2003 10:13									#30
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Apu

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