04-07-2003 04:42									#31
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Wull duh

U thut uvurune knu thut

stupud fruks

	04-07-2003 07:20									#32
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quote: I believe the phrase "whut would jesus do" and all incarnations of it ("this is whut jesus would do", "jesus told me to", etc.) are wrong.

Interesting lead-in to a post about what Jesus would do...

	04-07-2003 07:30									#33
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quote: Jusus wuuld huvu turnud ull vuwuls untu "u", thut's fur suru.

Whut's uvun muru unturustung us thut mrmutchull hus buun uddrussud uvur thus u-muttur bufuru tuu, yut hu nuvur luurns. :shumu:

	04-07-2003 07:37									#34
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Whut us "tuu" ? :cunfusud:

	04-07-2003 08:07									#35
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if jesus were finnish, he'd change those u sounds along with the finnish vowel harmony sounds...

	04-07-2003 08:24									#36
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quote: Actually, I think Jesus found those hairy, masculine fishing men attractive.

I have to agree with Lonestar on this one; implying that Jesus is queer is a one-way ticket to hell. Luckily for you, hell can't be that much worse than Iowa.

	04-07-2003 08:24									#37
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Jesus jesus jesus jes jesus je jesus.

	04-07-2003 08:27									#38
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quote: Sava, apparently the thread is lockbait enough as it is

I was trying to finish it off... I've never actually killed a thread, although I've filled many with my relentless banter.

	04-07-2003 08:28									#39
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Jesus might or might not have gone to Iraq to preach. If he did, he wouldn't organize an insurection, of this I'm fairly sure.

Consider the situation of Israel when Jesus was walking the earth. He gathered the people, but did not preach revolution against the Romans, which is what many Israelis wanted. However we people are rather myopic in spiritual matters, while Jesus had the long view. While we are concerned with this short life on earth, Jesus had the connection to eternity.

The eternal view is to spend your life in service to God, because He can get us out of this mess. The Israeli view put their faith in what they could achieve with the forces they could understand, what force they could muster. They wanted Jesus to muster that force to overthrow the Romans. When Jesus didn't do this, they became disolusioned and chose a thief tp be set free instead.

So, back to the point. I don't see Jesus overthrowing Saddam, as it was with Caesar. Loose quote: Give unto Ceasar that which is Caesar's...

Government is going to be on your back... as it is in the nature of people to seek power, and those in power to seek greater power. So, replacing Ceasar just brings on the next *******. Getting saved, that's forever...

	04-07-2003 08:30									#40
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quote: Originally posted by Drake Tungsten I have to agree with Lonestar on this one; implying that Jesus is queer is a one-way ticket to hell.

C'mon, Drake. A 33 year-old Jew who lives with his parents and walks around with twelve other guys?

Do you need a diagram or something?

	04-07-2003 08:43									#41
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Jesus would change every word to jesus.

	04-07-2003 08:45									#42
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quote: C'mon, Drake. A 33 year-old Jew who lives with his parents and walks around with twelve other guys? Do you need a diagram or something?

	04-07-2003 08:49									#43
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well, the h-word kills threads.

so, you think hitler would have tried to kill jesus?

	04-07-2003 08:51									#44
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how much you wanna bet hitler was jesus?

	04-07-2003 08:54									#45
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Dufunutulu.
Thu vuluus uf chrustuunty uru cumplutulu uppusud tu nuzu vuluus. Busudus, nuzusm wus un uts curu sulf dustructuvu, us ut nuuds ulwuys tu sucrufucu sumuthung fur thu pupulutuun tu kuup quuut. Uftur thu Juws und thu Gupsuus, Hutlur wuuld huvu gunu unu stup furthur, und wuuld huvu uttuckud thu chrustuuns un thu und.

	04-07-2003 08:54									#46
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hitler didn't like gay people much.

	04-07-2003 08:57									#47
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quote: hitler didn't like gay people much.

neither does the christian right

	04-07-2003 09:53									#48
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Jesus would convert to Islam or Scientology


Edit: Or start sniping in front of abortion clinics

	04-07-2003 11:25									#49
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quote: Interesting lead-in to a post about what Jesus would do...

Whenever you want to hand me the Writing Quality Award...

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Whut us wrung wuth ruplucung uvuru vuwul wuth "u"?

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Well...as far as Jesus starting a rebellion...that's why I said "at the most". I couldn't see the guy being a warmonger really.

	04-07-2003 12:54									#50
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quote: Originally posted by Oerdin Jesus would follow God's orders and have all non-religious people and religious minorities rounded up and stoned to death.

Nice way to go, man.

	05-07-2003 02:13									#51
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quote: Originally posted by Drake Tungsten quote: Actually, I think Jesus found those hairy, masculine fishing men attractive. I have to agree with Lonestar on this one; implying that Jesus is queer is a one-way ticket to hell. Luckily for you, hell can't be that much worse than Iowa.

You should join the GodHatesFags club.

Implying that Jesus was gay, or believing he was gay is not insulting Jesus.

And besides, I was joking, but if you want to ruin the fun, and take jokes seriously . . . .

	05-07-2003 03:24									#52
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Jesus would have bought the five Harry Potter books and got down in a comfy couch for a week of R&R.

	05-07-2003 03:26									#53
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quote: And besides, I was joking, but if you want to ruin the fun, and take jokes seriously . . . .

Oh, the irony. I guess I should've put a smilie after my obvious joke.

	05-07-2003 03:30									#54
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quote: Originally posted by Drake Tungsten quote: And besides, I was joking, but if you want to ruin the fun, and take jokes seriously . . . . Oh, the irony. I guess I should've put a smilie after my obvious joke.

So we both made the same mistake.

	05-07-2003 04:02									#55
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considering jesus was a normal man... hed do what anyother man would do... it would depend on his personal beleifs and personality, and he could only do as much as his physical, mental, and influencial strngth could allow, as he did NOT have magical powers

	05-07-2003 09:00									#56
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we're not killing this thread fast enough!

hitler would kill kill kill jesus along with gays because hitler didn't like jews or gays.

	05-07-2003 09:08									#57
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Your previous post lacked a few "u" to kill the thread effectively enough.

Or you could put death penalty, abortion and gun control in the mix too

	05-07-2003 09:13									#58
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hitler, whu lurves the mastur and pure-bred opuratung systum winduws us x, wud guve jusus thu duth punulty fur being juwish and possubly gay. jusus, meanwhile, would be sniping abortion doctors and blowing up clinics while crusading against gun control, homosexuality, islam, buddhism, hinduism, catholicism, harry potter, science, and secularism.

	05-07-2003 09:26									#59
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Thut's thu wuy tu gu !