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Sweet Sauce Jones
Jul 1999 time: 00:29
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Bargle, I swear that I won't drink again for a month. Well, as soon as I finish this here jug of wine. (Can't let it go to waste.)
We walked around town a bit after the July 4th parade passed by (taking a momentary break from margaritas) and found a party where they were serving Sangria. "Wow," says my friend, "Sangria? Where'd you get it?" "We made it ourselves," is the reply. "WTF?" asks my friend. "Well, we took red wine, mixed it with vodka, and then threw in some apples." "You deserve to be kicked in the nuts for your foul creation. No, wait Kevin, don't drink it! Nooo, you fool!" But alas, my friend was too late. As it turns out, red wine does not mix well with vodka. It took many a margarita for me to get that foul taste out of my mouth.
What's this about somebody registering a Fisty McFecal here? That ain't right, man. You've gotta go the whole hog and register Fisty McFecaltrousers -- I've just stuck to Fisty McFecal on other forums because they all limit the number of characters that you can have in your username. **** the haters, man.
Quickly, somebody link me to the good threads that I've missed. I'm still on "vacation," but I've gotta go back to hitting the books and putting my foot up my computer's ass on Tuesday.
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