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Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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What do they make prawn crackers from? Tired of ads?

Well, what do they make these bizarre, prawn flavoured white frizzy things from? They are quite weird but lovely nonetheless...

I have not seen a substance like them anywhere else...so what are they?

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Those of you interested in the minutiae of VAT or have a taste for Chinese food will be interested in the following recent guidance from Customs:

Prawn crackers made from certain potato or cereal related products, are standard rated; Those made from tapioca are zero rated. If either of the above are sold in a restaurant and eaten in they are automatically standard rated. Therefore, if you want VAT free prawn crackers, make sure they are made of tapioca and treat yourself to a take out.

http://www.liaison-vat.co.uk/vatinf...n_crackers.html

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They charge different levels of VAT depending on what the prawn crackers are made of? Lunacy Don't the IRS have anything better to do with their time? I think I know the answer to that

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This from the Dutch, but we know how ****ed up they are.
Evidently, the question sailed over their collective little heads.
Unless it's me.

Prawn crackers

The noise of snapping shrimps slamming their claws shut isn't what it seems, according to researchers in the Netherlands.

It's long been known that the snapping shrimp is the noisiest creature in the shallow ocean, so loud that it seriously interferes with submarine sonar. The shrimp uses the snapping noise to stun its prey. The noise is produced when the shrimp's snapper claw slams shut, and it had previously been assumed that it was made simply by the two parts of the claw striking against each other.

However, four researchers from Germany and the Netherlands have found that, in fact, the noise is produced a short time after the claw shuts. They have shown that it is the result of the popping of bubbles created as water is forced out from the claw at high speed, a process known as "cavitation".

Cavitation is a consequence of Bernoulli's law, described in Daniel Bermoulli and the making of the fluid equation in issue 1 of Plus. Bernoulli's law insists that as the velocity of a fluid increases, its pressure decreases. As the snapping shrimp's claw shuts, it expels a jet of water at high speed. The pressure in this jet drops so low that the water vaporises, and creates a bubble of water vapour. The bubble is called a cavitation bubble.

Of course the bubble soon slows down and its vapour pressure cannot withstand the pressure of the surrounding water, so the bubble shrinks and disappears as the vapour turns back to the liquid state. It is the "popping" and disappearing of the cavitation bubble that causes the loud snapping noise from which snapping shrimps take their name.

Cavitation was first discovered in 1916 by the physicist Lord Rayleigh, who was investigating damage to ships' propellers. It turned out that this was due to cavitation bubbles caused by the speed of the propellers. When a bubble collapses, it does so asymmetrically, often creating a small jet of liquid. It was these jets that were causing the damage.

In the late 1950s, the collapse of a cavitation bubble became one of the first problems in applied mathematics to be studied seriously using a computer. For the new research on snapping shrimps, the German and Dutch scientists described the cavitation bubbles in terms of a "Rayleigh-Plesset type" equation, based on the equations that Rayleigh developed.
http://plus.maths.org/issue13/news/shrimp/


Nah. It's the Dutch being ****ed up.

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Don't the IRS have anything better to do with their time?


You do realize we don't have VAT here?

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I always thought prawn crackers were a related product to styrofoam. Guess I was very wrong.

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They charge different levels of VAT depending on what the prawn crackers are made of? Lunacy Don't the IRS have anything better to do with their time? I think I know the answer to that


Its just a matter of wording.

The Jaffa Cake issue regards VAT is fairly interesting.

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... sodium bicarbonate, ammonium bicarbonate, sodium caseinate, mono & diglycerides, monosodium glutimate, artificial flavouring, tapioca...

mmmmmmmmmmm..... ammonium bicarbonate ... mmmmm

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That was our lot making rules like that? Should I say, in that case, haven't Customs and Excise got anything better to do with their time?

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I knew monosodium glutamate had to be in there somewhere

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Prawn crackers are people!

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Harrison, you dork. Look at the link I provided.
UK. That's you, last time I looked.

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That was our lot making rules like that? Should I say, in that case, haven't Customs and Excise got anything better to do with their time?


They didn't go out of their way to define the difference, its all down to the way zero rated items were originally defined. i.e
Tapioca is a root crop, and so zero-rated, cereals are standard rated.

You could also make a legal challenge at paying VAT if you eat your crackers hot from the take-away.

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I knew monosodium glutamate had to be in there somewhere


Sometimes I think it's the most abundant molecule in the universe.

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They didn't go out of their way to define the difference, its all down to the way zero rated items were originally defined. i.e
Tapioca is a root crop, and so zero-rated, cereals are standard rated.

You could also make a legal challenge at paying VAT if you eat your crackers hot from the take-away.


The accountants have arrived! RUN FOR THE HILLS!

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The accountants have arrived! RUN FOR THE HILLS!


W00t!? It should be "shoot from the hips!"

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Don't the IRS have anything better to do with their time?


You do realize we don't have VAT here?


Inland Revenue Service, not Internal Revenue Service.

Though, truth be told, I've always heard it refered to as just the Inland Revenue without the Service bit.

The Mad Monk is offline The Mad Monk
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Inland Revenue Service, not Internal Revenue Service.

Though, truth be told, I've always heard it refered to as just the Inland Revenue without the Service bit.


Given that PH replied with

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That was our lot making rules like that? Should I say, in that case, haven't Customs and Excise got anything better to do with their time?


...I doubt he was using it your way.

Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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"Shooting from the hips" always sounds rather disgusting

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In the movie "From Dusk till Dawn" there is a guy with a working gun between his hips.

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"Shooting from the hips" always sounds rather disgusting


You have a dirty mind.

I visualise gunmen who shoot as soon as their hand reaches the holsters rather than lifting the guns up and holding their hands out to shoot.

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