07-07-2003 08:23									#31
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this agathon versus asher thing is like a my penis is bigger than yours contest, only ten times more pathetic.

	07-07-2003 08:23									#32
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It's only pathetic because I won months ago.

And for the record, my penis is likely bigger than yours.

	07-07-2003 08:25									#33
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John Kenneth Hollis Richards. Working towards a B.A. in English at Grinnell College, in Grinnell Iowa. Going to reside in Norris residential hall. Currently residing in Newburyport, MA, trying to find a job for a small month.

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	07-07-2003 08:25									#34
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quote: Originally posted by Asher FLOPS benchmarks scale extremely well on the P4, nearly a 100% performance improvement with dual processors as well. You know this ****, UR.

Snooze. FLOP benchmarks is the best you can come up with? Which FLOP benchmarks?

	07-07-2003 08:26									#35
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"And for the record, my penis is likely bigger than yours."

Ah yes, but in your current relationship, that might not matter. Besides, it's all about technique, anyway.

	07-07-2003 08:27									#36
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quote: Originally posted by Urban Ranger Snooze. FLOP benchmarks is the best you can come up with? Which FLOP benchmarks?

Um. Do you know what this benchmark measured the results in? Hint: FLOPS.

And if you want an easy example, check out the SiSoft Sandra ones. Hell, enabling HyperThreading boosts FLOPS by like 40-50%.

FLOPS notoriously scales well with parallelism, it's not representitive of real world performance scalability.

You honestly didn't know this?

	07-07-2003 08:29									#37
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quote: Originally posted by monolith94 John Kenneth Hollis Richards. Working towards a B.A. in English at Grinnell College, in Grinnell Iowa. Going to reside in Norris residential hall. Currently residing in Newburyport, MA, trying to find a job for a small month.

And you still look like a young Stephan Jenkins.

	07-07-2003 08:30									#38
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I'm really glad none of you have the first damn clue who I really am. Makes me feel safe at night.

	07-07-2003 08:30									#39
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quote: Originally posted by Drake Tungsten I'm really glad none of you have the first damn clue who I really am. Makes me feel safe at night.

Are you glad that no one knows or are you sad that no one cares?

	07-07-2003 08:31									#40
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quote: Originally posted by monolith94 "And for the record, my penis is likely bigger than yours." Ah yes, but in your current relationship, that might not matter.

Who is bottom ?

	07-07-2003 08:32									#41
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quote: Originally posted by Spiffor Who is bottom ?

Who do you think?

	07-07-2003 08:33									#42
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quote: Originally posted by Asher Who do you think?

Since you didn't pop your butt cherry yet, I have no choice but to say Agathon

	07-07-2003 08:34									#43
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quote: Originally posted by Spiffor Since you didn't pop your butt cherry yet, I have no choice but to say Agathon

You assume too much...

	07-07-2003 08:35									#44
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quote: Are you glad that no one knows or are you sad that no one cares?

The former.

	07-07-2003 08:37									#45
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Good relationships are all about sharing, Asher...

Tisk tisk tisk...

	07-07-2003 08:38									#46
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quote: Originally posted by monolith94 Good relationships are all about sharing, Asher... Tisk tisk tisk...

I agree.

What're you tisk tisking me for, I haven't even said anything about who is what.

I'm an equal-opportunity ****er of ****ing ****es.

	07-07-2003 08:40									#47
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quote: Originally posted by Asher You assume too much...

Tell the news to GP quickly, he was curious

	07-07-2003 08:42									#48
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Just think Spiff, if this was in the Mac forum you would've gotten +1 for asking about Asher's butt-cherry.

	07-07-2003 08:43									#49
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quote: Originally posted by Drake Tungsten Just think Spiff, if this was in the Mac forum you would've gotten +1 for asking about Asher's butt-cherry.

I don't care, I have an avatar :Provoke:

	07-07-2003 08:55									#50
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quote: Originally posted by Asher Actually in another thread today I also gave my middle name. It's not like you're some mystery guy either.

Now who's the stalker? I never went trolling around the internet to find you. What are you, some kind of pervert???

Terrible picture of me though; the reason being that I took it myself by holding the camera out in front of my face.

	07-07-2003 08:59									#51
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quote: Originally posted by Spiffor Since you didn't pop your butt cherry yet, I have no choice but to say Agathon

Are you calling me a poof, bro? Where I come from that's sufficient cause for duelling pistols at dawn (we are a backward, rural, bunch).

I'm shocked to learn I'm gay. I suppose I'll have to break it to my wife, and my favourite ewe.

	07-07-2003 09:01									#52
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon I'm shocked to learn I'm gay. I suppose I'll have to break it to my wife, and my favourite ewe.

Don't worry, you and your wife will get used to it

	07-07-2003 09:02									#53
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Your ewe won't get used to it, however; I bet she won't even believe you. A Kiwi turning down sex with a sheep? Preposterous!

	07-07-2003 09:02									#54
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quote: Originally posted by Spiffor Don't worry, you and your wife will get used to it

But think of the poor animals, man!!!!

	07-07-2003 09:03									#55
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quote: Originally posted by Drake Tungsten Your ewe won't get used to it, however; I bet she won't even believe you. A Kiwi turning down sex with a sheep? Preposterous!

Have you ever seen the relative sizes of a kiwi and a sheep?

	07-07-2003 09:04									#56
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Your ewe will find another lover. Stop worrying like that

	07-07-2003 09:05									#57
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quote: Originally posted by Spiffor Stop worrying like that

Terrible pun. You owe us all five bucks for making us read it.

	07-07-2003 09:08									#58
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quote: Have you ever seen the relative sizes of a kiwi and a sheep?

kiwi = small, flightless bird native to New Zealand

Kiwi = sheep-raping hominids who immigrated to New Zealand

Capitalization makes all the difference.

BTW, congrats to everyone involved in this thread. NASA computer benchmarks to bestiality in two pages? Good show!

	07-07-2003 09:11									#59
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quote: Originally posted by Drake Tungsten quote: Have you ever seen the relative sizes of a kiwi and a sheep? kiwi = small, flightless bird native to New Zealand Kiwi = sheep-raping hominids who immigrated to New Zealand

Sheep raping hominid? That's about the nicest thing anyone's ever called me. Let's use SRH from now on.

quote: BTW, congrats to everyone involved in this thread. NASA computer benchmarks to bestiality in two pages? Good show!

Damn, I was going to say that.

	07-07-2003 09:12									#60
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon Terrible pun. You owe us all five bucks for making us read it.

what