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Pekka is offline Pekka
Chieftain
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Feb 2002
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Oh man.. but you're job is not to handle applications ..
You'll be busting those criminals who try to come from mexico to US with drugs and guns and stuff?

SlowwHand is offline SlowwHand
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It's cool, Pekka.
I get on, I'll have contacts all over the place.
Hook you up, first opportunity.


Which is also why BORIS is added. I tried to give you a chance but oh, no. Had to be a wise-guy.
GePap was already added due to previous smart-alec remark.

Wiz comes off the list. I misunderstood, and hated adding him in the first place.

Michael. You help me out a lot, which is why you skate on your witty little quip, this time.


Got to go back and re-read.
I know I saw some other additions-in-waiting.

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Aug 2001
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What are you going to do to us? We've established you have no jurisdiction. Your authority is meaningless to U.S. citizens. Null and void.

But, being such a handy assistant, I'm sure you will get a nice cup of coffee for your boss. Just don't wear your skirt too high, it might give him funny ideas.

geeslaka is offline geeslaka
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Jun 2003
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You add me to your list and I'll return the favor.

Pekka is offline Pekka
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I'm not sure what kind of job you'll be doing, but isn't it dangerous to bust those criminals? I figure those drug smugglers might be a bit dangerous, especially their bosses if border control gets the same guys drugs all the time... I don't know. We're safe country, and I know one customs guy who really can't go anywhere he wants, because his life has been threatened few times by guys who really mean it.. Well, I know you'll be ok though, but just in case be careful, you never know..

SlowwHand is offline SlowwHand
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Boris, just like your hero's daddy said, "READ MY LIPS".
I won't be doing jack to you, but my new buddies in OTHER DEPARTMENTS will come knocking at your door.
hehehe

It's cool, Pekka. Thanks.
I'm too mean for anything to ever get me.

chegitz guevara is offline chegitz guevara
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Ft. Lauderdale, FL Communist Party of Apolyton
Jun 2000
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Hmmm, you gonna be workin' at the airport, Sloww? Cuz I don't drive through Texas.

Sava is offline Sava
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Mar 2001
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Threatening a security agent for the U.S. government.
hahah, not a threat slowwy... my threats are reserved for people that can affect me. I think Barney Fife still outranks you. I wonder if Sloww plays quick draw with a gun in front of the mirror after he get's out of the shower...

"you talking to me? well I don't see anyone else here, you must be talking to me..."

quote:
I won't be doing jack to you, but my new buddies in OTHER DEPARTMENTS will come knocking at your door.
nah, the SCOTUS struck down the sodomy laws... your fascist junior Gman routine is lame sloww...

SlowwHand is offline SlowwHand
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I don't know exactly, Che.


Sava

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Theben is offline Theben
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You received a score of 100.00 for grade 05.


Silly people, you didn't read all his post! SlowwHand has finally past the 5th grade, and with flying colors! We're all so proud of you.

Now I know what the 'Sloww' stands for.

Sava is offline Sava
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Silly people, you didn't read all his post! SlowwHand has finally past the 5th grade, and with flying colors! We're all so proud of you.

Now I know what the 'Sloww' stands for.

Shi Huangdi is offline Shi Huangdi
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Apr 1999
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Congrats Sloww!

SlowwHand is offline SlowwHand
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(writes down Thebin's name)

I have to get more paper.

Kuciwalker is offline Kuciwalker
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Feb 2001
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Go sloww!

Sava is offline Sava
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Sloww reminds me of Steve Buschemi's character in "Billy Madison". He's writing down all these names of "enemies". And then puts on lipstick.

you go girl!

SlowwHand is offline SlowwHand
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Thanks, Shi. Skywalker.
May not happen, but hey, it might.


Sava,

chegitz guevara is offline chegitz guevara
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Theben sighting +1

Pekka is offline Pekka
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Some people just don't know when to stop.. just like commies in Cuba .

Theben is offline Theben
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Originally posted by SlowwHand
(writes down Thebin's name)

I have to get more paper.


Yeah, you best not rely on your memory...

Sava is offline Sava
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Slowwy: what's a matteR? Isn't J. Edgar your idol?

chegitz guevara is offline chegitz guevara
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Damn, the little bro is getting vicious with the barbs. Must be all that time spent around stupid Hoosiers. When you gonna come visit, ya bum?

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Aug 2001
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Boris, just like your hero's daddy said, "READ MY LIPS".
I won't be doing jack to you, but my new buddies in OTHER DEPARTMENTS will come knocking at your door.
hehehe




I have plenty of contacts in government positions who are far more influential than a honkey in a pickup truck with a shotgun hunting for Mexicans at the border.

I used to work for the government myself and maintain many friends there. How would you like an audit?

SlowwHand is offline SlowwHand
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Some people just don't know when to stop.. just like commies in Cuba .


Just exactly.

Theben is offline Theben
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Never ever-ever. I LOVE Indiana now. It's so wondurful, I get to go to church EVERY day and avoid those 'unseemingly' non-Caucasians. BTW, did I mention that I'm a born-again right-wing neo-conservative fundamentalist? Go William F. Buckley!

Sava is offline Sava
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a honkey in a pickup truck with a shotgun hunting for Mexicans at the border.
Sounds like the newly formed CWR department in Homeland Security. Crackers With Rifles.

chegitz guevara is offline chegitz guevara
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Ft. Lauderdale, FL Communist Party of Apolyton
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Never ever-ever. I LOVE Indiana now. It's so wondurful, I get to go to church EVERY day and avoid those 'unseemingly' non-Caucasians. BTW, did I mention that I'm a born-again right-wing neo-conservative fundamentalist? Go William F. Buckley!


How odd, because Bunnygrrl has decided to become a punctual evagelical Christian. Me, I'm looking into neo-conservatism, because that's the only way a die-hard commie like me will ever be allowed to be a CEO.


Yay Jacksonville.

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Yeah, I'd live in the South, but I have about as much chance of being welcome there as I do of being elected President of the local chapter at the KKK! They'd certainly have a 'welcoming party' for me, but it would probably get pretty HOT soon after!

SlowwHand is offline SlowwHand
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Oh, good. Another bigot-against-the-South.
Just what I needed.


Che, a punctual fundamentalist ?
Is she joining a church that really frowns on tardiness?

Sava is offline Sava
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Another bigot-against-the-South.
yeah and that's totally uncalled for... it's not as if that region had slavery and then state-sponsored racist policies... and still remnants of it today. oh wait a minute...

Theben is offline Theben
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Originally posted by chegitz guevara


How odd, because Bunnygrrl has decided to become a punctual evagelical Christian. Me, I'm looking into neo-conservatism, because that's the only way a die-hard commie like me will ever be allowed to be a CEO.


Yay Jacksonville.


I don't believe it!

When did Bunnygrrl become punctual!?

 
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