08-07-2003 22:33									#1
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Sava. Yeah, buddy. You're one. Check you later.
Che? Say adios.
monkspider? See you down the road.

Well, it's a fairly lengthy list. You know who you are.



Re: Vacancy Announcement CFICE-2003-0302 for a INVESTIGATIVE ASSISTANT (OA) 05
Dallas, TX in the Bureau of Customs and Border Protection.

The purpose of this notice is to inform you that your name has been referred
to the selecting official for further consideration.

You received a score of 100.00 for grade 05. A selecting official will contact you
if/when interviews are being held. Otherwise, you will receive notification via
email when any further action is taken on this announcement

	08-07-2003 22:34									#2
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huh?

	08-07-2003 22:35									#3
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I think slowwhand is saying that he may be in some position of authority regarding the american borders.

	08-07-2003 22:39									#4
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It looks like he's getting a job at the customs & border controll office.

Good job slow. I feel safer already but let's not go deporting any of our fellow poly tubbies.

	08-07-2003 22:41									#5
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Great so you'll be one of those fat people who sits in a booth full of donuts.

	08-07-2003 22:42									#6
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I'm sorry, Oerdin.

Sava is "toast". So are others.



(hmmm. Wonder if I can do something about the evil Canadians? )

	08-07-2003 22:42									#7
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So if somehow we trace to see which people are applying for said job..then look at their test scores... then we can trace back to find out all about Sloww..then send the supervisors this post to show he wants to be a desk dictators, and then....

Oooh, think of the possibilities....

	08-07-2003 22:43									#8
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Hey that's Mr. fat person who sits in a booth full of donuts.

Or is it Officer fat person who...

	08-07-2003 22:43									#9
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No, Agathon, see where it says assistant? That means Sloww will be doing all the work, iow delivering the donuts to the fat people in the booths

	08-07-2003 22:48									#10
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Keep it up. I have my list out.
It's not like I'm limited to names I can add.

Lessee. GePap, Cold Wizard , Agathon. Ok.

	08-07-2003 22:49									#11
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that's okay Slowwy... anyone who tries to detain me will get a 5.56mm round in the head...

	08-07-2003 22:50									#12
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Slowwy: So what sort of job did you apply for at the border patrol? Are you try to get a position as a field agent?

	08-07-2003 22:53									#13
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I just hope you are limited to watching your southern border...

	08-07-2003 22:53									#14
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Let me make note of that, Sava.

Threatening a security agent for the U.S. government.
Ok. Got it.

You should be proud. You wormed your way ahead of Che.
No small task.

	08-07-2003 23:04									#15
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Sorry Slowwly, as a citizen, you got no jurisdiction over moi. Too bad. Keep the dream alive thought, keep the dream alive

	08-07-2003 23:21									#16
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Well, once you've been found guilty of the most heinous crime of not unconditionally loving the country you live in, it's only a matter of time before they come for you.

	08-07-2003 23:25									#17
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How can Sloww qualify for such a job when he doesn't comprehend he'd have no authority with regards to U.S. citizens?



No wonder our government is the shitter...look who we hire!

	08-07-2003 23:25									#18
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Sloww, That's GREAT NEWS! Congrats, I hope you make it. I hope I'm not on your black list, so that I can enter the country with my own passport .

	08-07-2003 23:29									#19
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quote: Originally posted by SlowwHand Keep it up. I have my list out. It's not like I'm limited to names I can add. Lessee. GePap, Cold Wizard , Agathon. Ok.

What did you add me for? Is it because of my calling that Dallas football team Cowpats? Making southern jokes about hicks? Or not wanting to see a picture of your ass?

	08-07-2003 23:29									#20
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Pekka: Does that mean you would use somebody else's passport if you were on his blacklist?

	08-07-2003 23:34									#21
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You know what sucks serious butt? All the letters in my name (my 'actual reality avatar', if you will) are currently flagged as 'terrorist potential threat', so every time I go the the airport I get your friendly neighbourhood Dr. Jellyfinger to 'examine' everything I'm bringing on my 'trip'.

Apparently there's a preponderance of Asian, female terrorists carrying rucksacks in Buttfvck, Indiana, and damn it all, George W.'s gonna stop it!

So you can guess how often I take planes, these days.

>:·Þ

	08-07-2003 23:38									#22
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The War on Terror: A drunk shrub's power trip.
Terrorist: Anyone who doesn't bend over.

	08-07-2003 23:39									#23
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You never know St. Swithin. After all there were all those female Asian hijackers on 9/11.

Slowwy: congrats on the new job (I know you'll get it) but don't start deporting people until you atleast finish your first day.

	09-07-2003 00:17									#24
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quote: Originally posted by SlowwHand I'm sorry, Oerdin. Sava is "toast". So are others. (hmmm. Wonder if I can do something about the evil Canadians? )

Hmm, a conservative chasing a big gubbament job!?



What, couldn't make it in the private sector?

	09-07-2003 00:25									#25
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quote: Originally posted by SlowwHand Re: Vacancy Announcement CFICE-2003-0302 for a INVESTIGATIVE ASSISTANT (OA) 05 Dallas, TX in the Bureau of Customs and Border Protection.

You'll be entrusted with performing the anal probes?

	09-07-2003 00:53									#26
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geeslaka, of course not!

	09-07-2003 00:56									#27
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Naah, he'd be an "assistant" - that means he just carries the sample containers.

	09-07-2003 00:57									#28
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov How can Sloww qualify for such a job when he doesn't comprehend he'd have no authority with regards to U.S. citizens? No wonder our government is the shitter...look who we hire!

i dont think hes serious and im sure your on his lisy now

	09-07-2003 00:57									#29
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hey, sloww, I have some friends in the mexican border and, you know... they are very generous with those who - how could I say this? - "overlook" some discrepancies like small doses of narcotics being transported to alleviate the poor and miserable lives of your countrymen... we could negotiate...

	09-07-2003 00:57									#30
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov How can Sloww qualify for such a job when he doesn't comprehend he'd have no authority with regards to U.S. citizens? No wonder our government is the shitter...look who we hire!

i dont think hes serious and im sure your on his list now