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*End Is Forever* is offline *End Is Forever*
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Salford, UK
Jan 1970
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Animal Abuse Got spare money?

I think people who trick their pets into "posing" for their webcam in order to obtain a sufficiently "cute" avatar on Apolyton should be fined, or banned, or something...

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Prince
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Jun 2003
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Is that guy in your avatar your pet? If so, you first.

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Yeah, but I can't seem to trick myself into taking a sufficiently cute picture either. So if not my cats, then what?

Maybe I'm just invisible. That would have explained a fvck of a lot in grade school and high school.

"How come if I'm so invisible they can't fvcking find Saddam Hussein with all the money in the US, but they can find my cousin Larry in Compton within 5 minutes of him stealing a candy bar?" -st_swithin

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Prince
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Apr 2000
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shouldn't this be in community, so we can at least get a +1 for saying how unimportant it is.

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I apologise for my bluntness, but I gotta agree with geeslaka here. That pic looks like Tom Cruise giving a blowj*b to C3P0.

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Prince
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In all the Star Wars movies I have seen C3PO wears nothing and has no visible penis, so how can he get a blow job?

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Well, I'm fairly certain I've never seen Tom Cruise giving a blowjob to ANYONE, but then again, I have an imagination.

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Jun 2002
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All because you don't see it doesn't mean it isn't there... Gosh, we all know young Anikin was a pervert.

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Yeah, maybe he C3PO to be a special gift for his mother.

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So, would it be child abuse to parade you kids around on stage at those stupid kiddy pagents? Or to put them into acting? I know my dog has no choice in anything that I make her do, but not a whole lot of people care that I occasionally put her in a kennel, or make her eat off the floor...

Yet, what is child abuse, and when is it the childs choice?

I only mean as far a acting, modeling, ect. are concerned (not other nasty things)

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It's Nate Barcalow of Finch, you bastards...

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Well whoever he is, it looks like he's giving C3PO a blowjob.

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Thanks, geeslaka! >|·)

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The farce is strong with this one.
Feb 2000
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I think people who trick their pets into "posing" for their webcam in order to obtain a sufficiently "cute" avatar on Apolyton should be fined, or banned, or something...


I know, the bastards!

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I was just wondering.. you know those tracker dogs? Instead of running loops and all that to avoid fast detection because there's bunch of enemy soldiers chasing me naturally, is their any substances that I could drop and when the war doggie smells it, it destroyes its abilities to smell? Just wondering.

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Chlorine?

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Drop anti-personnel mines as you run. Should be quite effective for stopping anything following you.

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would small dose of that destroy it's abilities to smell right at spot? what about when you have to drop it on the ground, it doesn't have so strong effect, does it?

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Cyanide...that destroys a dog's sense of smell by killing the dog

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geeslaka, yeah, everytime I run away from enemy soldiers I carry mines with me, and have the time to prepare them too! Or what if I just had to leave my temporary camp, and didn't have to pick up the mines with me? I know several ways of distracting dogs, mainly leading the whole group to ambush, or just getting away clean already. I just wanted to know if it was possible to have an easy way of dropping maybe liquid substance on the ground, and doggie comes and *Vuff! I can't smelllll nooo...*..

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Actually, as long as you avoid sh*tting where you eat, you'll never have to worry about them finding you.

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Dogs are used all the time. But you have to be quite close, and everything must be fresh, otherwise they can't find you.

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A high molar chlorine solution is pretty strong stuff. If they smell it it will probably destroy their sense of smell temporarily... It is also good to clear up colds. It is, however, a very strong caustic and can burn really bad, and is somewhat reactive with water... Why not just carry around some stink bombs and see if that deters them...

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Hmm.. maybe that's not a good solution to begin with. I think the best way is to do little loops first if they are too close, to win few extra seconds, and then prepare for the ambush.

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I still say anti-personnel mines is the way to go.

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I say you should make them pose for a webcam

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That'd get rid of me if I were following you.

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