10-07-2003 11:45									#1
	International Court Claim Enter the AD-FREE zone

I wish to file a claim in PtW-DG II International Court against BigFree and Team Sunshine for irreversably injuring me.

quote: Hmm, the turns been with the Pastry or Rigormortis Team for almost 24 hours... I hope there are not problems. Can Team Sunshine be of assistance?

In such post above on 09-07-2003 at approximately 15:38 CST, BigFree used this dangerous smiley:

This smiley has been used in the past by the Sunshine team, but unfortunately, this time I looked directly at the Sun and was blinded.

I am suing them for 10 gold, for medical bills and pain & suffering, and that they stop using that hazard upon society.

I do not know why Sunshine would use such a menace upon society as their symbol...it only does to hurt their reputation.

Now, can you tell me where the way out is? I'm stuck without a seeing eye monkey or something.

	10-07-2003 14:04									#2
	Put an end to popups!

I offer my sincere apologies and one pair of sunglasses and a bottle of 1001 SPF lotion.

	10-07-2003 17:45									#3
	Support Apolyton

The great Simian lawyer, Orville III of the Orangutans, has come from his mountain home to review this claim. After careful consideration of the facts, he has left an enormous pile of dung - nicely interlaced with orange rinds and betel nut casings - on the doucuments submitted by mrmitchell.

Orville III has returned to his meditations.

	10-07-2003 18:15									#4
	Inflate your Upload Space

@ Beta.



MONKEY!

	10-07-2003 19:55									#5
	Put an end to popups!

If you guys want to roleplay some, I could be the judge in this international court claim

If not, I think that Mrmitchel's claim is unsubstantiated and untrue. Therefore I suggest he gets his demands.

	10-07-2003 22:01									#6
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization: The Boardgame

Orville III sure did leave a mess...luckily, I made 75 copies I'm sure he would make a very good seeing eye monkey too!

I'll take the settlement from BigFree if he includes an agreement from Team Sunshine to stop using those dangerous smileys.

	11-07-2003 00:40									#7
	Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

Cheer up, mrmitchel. You know what they say.
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a whistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best,
And always look on the bright side of life!

Always look on the bright side of life...

	11-07-2003 07:21									#8
	Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

Orville III... didn't he have something to do with the Scopes trial??