11-07-2003 02:30									#1
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First, the answers:

Question 1:

Texas: 20
California: 13
New York: 4
England: 2
Any state other than Utah: 1
Anything but Texas: 1
Finland: 1
Virginia: 1
Maine: 1

Question 2:

7: 22
3: 5
5: 3
0: 2
6: 2
8: 2
e: 1
2: 1
-5: 1
Zylka: 1
1: 1
5, 22144: 1
10: 1
4: 1

Question 3:

chegitz guevara: 17
Sava: 7
Spiffor: 5
Fez: 3
Joe / Banana Joe: 2
Boris: 2
Zylka: 2
Agathon: 1
Me: 1
*EiF*: 1
Starchild: 1
MWHC: 1
?: 1

Question 4:

: 6
: 6
: 5
: 4
: 4
: 4
:3
: 2
: 2
: 2
: 1
:spankmepastor: : 1
: 1
uke: : 1
: 1
: 1

Question 5:

Metallica: 21
Zylka: 3
Nirvana: 2
Led Zeppelin: 2
AC/DC: 2
I prefer rubber bands: 1
My wristwatch: 1
Music is for wussies: 1
Moby's red-haired stepchild: 1
Aerosmith: 1
Iron Maiden: 1
I don't know: 1
Rammstein: 1
uke: : 1
Jewel: 1
King's X: 1
Snow-white and other fairytale tellers: 1
Korn: 1
KISS: 1

Question 6:

Pepperoni: 17
Cheese: 12
Pineapples: 2
Salami: 2
Tomato, cheese and whatever the English name for pizza-pork is: 1
Sausages: 1
Olives: 1
No topping: 1
Slowwhand: 1
Hawaiian: 1
Extra cheese: 1
chorizo: 1
Ham and corn: 1
Onions: 1
Bacon: 1

Question 7:

Zylka: 22
banana: 7
What?: 2
Nothing: 2
I don't know: 2
pubic hair: 1
Finland: 1
Wutang!: 1
porno soundtrack of the seventies: 1
Who knows: 1
No: 1
I am God: 1
1
My answer: 1

and then the winners:

44. Sava: 8
43. alva: 16
42. Straybow: 28
41. geeslaka: 30
40. Kirnwaffen: 36
39. Tuberski: 38
37. Makeo: 43
37. Atahualpha: 43
36. Sheik: 50
32. FrustratedPoet: 53
32. St.Leo: 53
32. Zero: 53
32. ADG 53
31. Spiffor: 57
30. Uncle Sparky: 59
29. Japher: 61
27. Skanky Burns: 64
27. Thud: 64
26. Tuomerehu: 66
25. Lonestar: 68
23. Eli: 70
23. MrWhereItsAt: 70
21. TKG: 74
21. Q Cubed: 74
19. Urban Ranger: 81
19. Wernazuma III 81
18. skywalker: 82
17. ixnay: 87
15. mrmitchell: 90
15. Sirotnikov: 90
12. Azazel: 93
12. JohnT: 93
12. Kassiopeia: 93
11. Drogue: 96
10. Pekka: 97
9. Shi Huangdi: 98
8. Zylka: 101
7. Garth Vader: 102
4. Gangerolf: 105
4. GePap: 105
4. MikeH: 105
3. Imran Siddiqui: 106
2. Agathon: 109
And the winner is:

***1. loinburger: 110***



CONTRAGULAMATIONS TO AL WINNARS!1!!!!

Last edited by Stefu on 11-07-2003 at 03:12

	11-07-2003 02:32									#2
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I forgot what the questions were... can you post them?

	11-07-2003 02:33									#3
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So, the questions are:

1. What's the best state of the US?
2. What's your favorite number between 0 and 9?
3. Who's your favorite left-wing Poly poster?
4. What's your favorite smiley?
5. What's the greatest metal band ever?
6. What's your favorite pizza topping?
7. What's going to be the most popular answer to this question?

	11-07-2003 02:34									#4
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Ha ha, Sava still didn't achieve the lowest score! I considered about it, but finally decided to merge the "Banana Joe" and "Joe" answers to the left-wing poster question, considering that Joe was an actual poster for a while, one that us forum vets won't forget (He was a virulent out-and-out racist and Holocaust denier, BTW)

	11-07-2003 02:35									#5
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yay I was last!@

	11-07-2003 02:37									#6
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cheese and extra cheese should be combined too. IMO

	11-07-2003 02:39									#7
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Cheese and extra cheese are entirely different substances

	11-07-2003 02:40									#8
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quote: Originally posted by Stefu Ha ha, Sava still didn't achieve the lowest score! I considered about it, but finally decided to merge the "Banana Joe" and "Joe" answers to the left-wing poster question, considering that Joe was an actual poster for a while, one that us forum vets won't forget (He was a virulent out-and-out racist and Holocaust denier, BTW)

Noooooo... Banana Joe was no poster here on Apolyton... (at least not from what I know)... that's why I picked that answer

	11-07-2003 02:40									#9
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So, Is Zylka the new banana?

	11-07-2003 02:41									#10
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DAMN YOU PEOPLE!!

	11-07-2003 02:42									#11
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quote: There's only one answer to that, and it is Zylka.

I'll take that as a yes.

	11-07-2003 02:42									#12
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quote: Noooooo... Banana Joe was no poster here on Apolyton... (at least not from what I know)... that's why I picked that answer

I decided to be a good man, knowing that Sava would just completely break down if he achieved the lowest possible score

	11-07-2003 02:43									#13
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quote: Originally posted by Sava yay I was last!@

Bah... I failed big time on that favorite number question... I knew I shouldn't have answered my favorite number...

...and why didn't I pick the :BananaDance: instead of

	11-07-2003 02:45									#14
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quote: I decided to be a good man, knowing that Sava would just completely break down if he achieved the lowest possible score

SSTOP MANUPULATING THE RESULTS LIKE A DIRTY REPUBLICAN!! I LOST FAIR AND SQUARE!!

	11-07-2003 02:46									#15
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Wooo... #2.. my highest score ever. I think I f'ed it up on the last question though (I should have known it was Zylka )... but I'm not sure.

	11-07-2003 02:50									#16
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Wutang!

	11-07-2003 02:52									#17
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I'm Al Gore and I demand a ****ing recount!!!!!

Who the **** added this up?

I got the top answer on all the questions except the pizza one.

Here's a copy of my PM from my outbox.

quote: Here's mine 1. What's the best state of the US? Texas 2. What's your favorite number between 0 and 9? 7 3. Who's your favorite left-wing Poly poster? Chegitz 4. What's your favorite smiley? 5. What's the greatest metal band ever? Metallica 6. What's your favorite pizza topping? Hawaiian 7. What's going to be the most popular answer to this question? Zylka.

That is 20+22+17+6+21+1+22=109

Which means Loinburger still wins by 1 (nice one LB)

I demand justice!!!!!

edit (I had to edit in the dance smiley as the copy took it out, but I can provide a screenshot of my PM Box.) I'm not being beaten by Imran Siddiqui!!!!!

	11-07-2003 02:59									#18
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110 points

	11-07-2003 03:08									#19
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:slapshead: Sorry Aga, the stupid is me, you are correct.

Lonestar's score also wrong and changed.

	11-07-2003 03:11									#20
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Stupid Metallica.

	11-07-2003 03:12									#21
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If you keep these going long enough, there will be one where you get the highest score by answering "Zylka" to everything.

	11-07-2003 03:16									#22
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quote: Originally posted by Stefu :slapshead: Sorry Aga, the stupid is me, you are correct. Lonestar's score also wrong and changed.

Cheers - no worries really. I just spent five minutes scratching my head as to how I could have been down so far when I seemed to have submitted such popular answers. Damn the people who hate Hawaiian pizza though.

I wonder who put me as their favourite lefty?

	11-07-2003 03:16									#23
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quote: Originally posted by Stefu :slapshead: Sorry Aga, the stupid is me, you are correct. Lonestar's score also wrong and changed.

woohoo! I'm somewhere in the middle!

	11-07-2003 03:31									#24
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon Cheers - no worries really. I just spent five minutes scratching my head as to how I could have been down so far when I seemed to have submitted such popular answers. Damn the people who hate Hawaiian pizza though. I wonder who put me as their favourite lefty?

Who puts Hawaiians on pizza?

favorite TOPPING, remember?

I really screwed the pooch on this one.

ACK!

	11-07-2003 03:52									#25
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quote: Originally posted by Tuberski Who puts Hawaiians on pizza?

Cannibals?

	11-07-2003 04:33									#26
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Agathon: I felt like tweaking your nose so I put you down as my favorite lefty.

	11-07-2003 04:43									#27
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quote: Originally posted by geeslaka Agathon: I felt like tweaking your nose so I put you down as my favorite lefty.

OK - how did you know I was a lefty?

	11-07-2003 05:03									#28
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I saw a pic of you with your left arm replaced with a wing.

	11-07-2003 05:12									#29
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quote: Originally posted by geeslaka I saw a pic of you with your left arm replaced with a wing.

Not the naked one with Angelina Jolie!!!!

*panics that the press may discover his secret romance*

	11-07-2003 05:13									#30
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon Not the naked one with Angelina Jolie!!!! *panics that the press may discover his secret romance*

Nope the one tied up naked with Billy Bob Thornton.....



ACK!