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Eli
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Jul 2000
time: 07:29
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Saturday.
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mrmitchell
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is apolyton always down?
(clever way to not say "bump" six billion times)
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mrmitchell
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so i'm assuming we need another bump.
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mrmitchell
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Randy was walking home from work when he heard a bump behind him. He sped up his pace but the bump sped up too, and was gaining on him. Randy turned around and saw that the bump was a coffin following him! He then ran home, locked the doors, and hid in the bathroom. *bump* However, the coffin eventually bumped its way through the closed doors, and met Randy in the bathroom. Frantically, he started throwing things at the coffin. bump He threw a toothbrush, soap, everything at it but it kept slowly following him. bump He was out of things to throw, so he ripped the door to the medicine cabinet off its hinges and threw some cough syrup at it.
The coffin stopped.
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st_swithin
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10069
Nov 2002
time: 05:29
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In Jamaica, they call speed bumps 'sleeping policemen'. Dey might not be movin', but if you goin' too fast dey gonna stop ya.
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st_swithin
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10069
Nov 2002
time: 05:29
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We call the LAPD whatever they tell us to call them, SIR!
We keep our hands on the dashboard at ALL TIMES, SIR!
We know that we could be mistaken for a Korean, but we are not armed nor are we in posession of any type of firearm or weapon, either legal or illegal, SIR!
I am aware that my tattooes and piercings and general appearance could be construed as having illegal gang connections, SIR!
No, I am not in any way connected with any local or remote gangs, SIR!
No, my tattooes are not secret symbols of my gang status, SIR!
No, there ARE no Buddhist gangs that I know of, SIR!
No, that's not a Nazi suavastika, SIR! That is the mirror-image symbol which simply means the equivalent of 'kosher' for Buddhist people, SIR!
No, I harbour no anti-semitic values or beliefs, SIR! That symbol had an honourable meaning for at least 2,000 years before it was profaned forever following 1940, SIR!
No, I am NOT being a wise-a55, SIR! I do NOT need a physical demonstration of your authority, SIR!
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16-07-2003 21:32
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