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OK - keep your pants on..

Here are the answers submitted.

IWS 9

1. Who wasn't the first man on the moon?

Buzz Aldrin: 14
Zylka: 14
Neil Armstrong: 6
Me: 2
Ming 1
Fez 1
It was faked 1
Adam 1
Buzz Sava 1
Michael Jackson 1
Rush Limbaugh 1
Buzz Lightyear 1
John F Kennedy 1

2. What's the worst fashion item of the last 50 years?

Bell Bottoms/Flares: 11
Platform shoes: 3
Spandex: 2
Clothes are for wussies/anything
to do with clothes: 2
Thongs: 2
Body Piercing: 2
Castro beards: 1
Anything that forced
women to cover more skin: 1
Fez: 1
The pouch: 1
Baggy Pants: 1
Apolyton Merchandise: 1
Bras: 1
Gold teeth: 1
White socks: 1
The Cowboy hat: 1
Leg warmers: 1
Pokemon: 1
The Beret: 1
Shoulder pads: 1
Chain wallets: 1
Gold chains: 1
Sunglasses: 1
Leisure suits: 1
Zylka 1
Banana: 1
Men's Capri pants: 1
Mullets: 1
Sideburns: 1
Ultrasuede: 1


3. Which celebrity do you secretly yearn for?

Britney Spears: 26
Jennifer Lopez: 2
Catherine Zeta Jones: 1
Shakira: 1
None, I've got most that I want
tied up in my basement: 1
Nicole Kidman 1
Penelope Ann Miller 1
Drew Barrymore 1
Pamela Anderson 1
Michael Jackson's monkey 1
Michael Jackson 1
Banana Joe 1
Jessica Alba (Who's she?) 1
Stuart Zender 1
Christina Aguleira 1
Beyonce 1
Jewel 1
Cameron Diaz 1
Avril Lavigne 1


4. Which Apolytoner is most likely to play with his own Barbie doll?

Zylka 14
Fez: 8
Boddingtons: 3
red_jon: 3
Mr Fun 3
Asher 2
Stefu 2
MarkG 1
Starchild 1
Agathon 1
All 1
Slowwhand 1
Ted Striker (that perv) 1
Wiglaf 1
Elok 1
Boris Godunov 1


5. What's the greatest battleship ever built?

The Bismarck 18
USS Missouri: 6
USS Enterprise 3
The Yamato 2
The Potemkin 2
USS Arizona 2
The Galactica 2
USS Nimitz 1
HMS Dreadnought: 1
USS Ronald Reagan 1
USS Iowa 1
USS Franklin Delano Roosevelt 1
Martha Stewart's Ass 1
I don't know the
names of any battleships 1
Executor (Super Star Destroyer) 1
One of those out on sea 1
USS Zylka 1

6. Who's your favourite female pornstar?

Jenna Jameson: 15
Zylka: 7
Aria Giovanni 3

(including this transparent lie from an Apolytoner who will remain nameless - "I honestly don't know any by name. so i'm going to go google search. ok, i'm feeling lucky just sent me to some quiz site. and ron jeremy's a guy. ok, there's an aria giovanni . sounds like a girl. so that's my answer")

Brianna Banks 2
Britney Spears 2
All equally good/
I'm an equal
opprtunity masturbator 2
Stephanie Swift 1
Shiori Fujitani 1
Kobe Tai 1
Zottolia 1
Janine Lindemulder 1
Slowwhand 1
Banana Joan 1
Gina Wild 1
Savannah 1
Asia Carerra 1
Ivana Humpalot 1
Shannon Elizabeth 1
Avril Lavigne 1
Traci Lords 1

7. Who will do the worst in this round of IWS?

Zylka 15
Sava 15
Me (or variants) 8
Not Zylka 2
King Clovis 1
Jesus Q Christ 1
ADG 1
Skywalker 1
Mr Fun 1

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hi ,

the bismarck the greatest ship ever build , .....


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Here are the scores. I hope they are all right, but if you detect an inaccuracy tell me.

The funniest thing about this one is the number of Apolytoners who were thrashed by Zylka.

45 Sava 8
44 st_swithin 14
43 geeslaka 16
42 Frustrated Poet 17
41 Kaak 24
40 Monolith 94 26
39 ADG 28
38 Straybow 30
37 Lonestar 32
36 Japher 37
34 badams52 40
34 St Leo 40
33 Q Cubed 41
32 mrmitchell 49
31 Tuberski 53
29 obiwan18 54
29 Drake Tungsten 54
28 Wernazuma III 55
27 Fergus Horkan 57
26 MrWhereItsAt 59
25 alva 64
24 Skywalker 67
23 SpencerH 70
22 Eli 72
21 Kirnwaffen 73
19 Urban Ranger 75
19 Kassiopeia 75
17 Azazel 78
17 Immortal Wombat 78
16 Pekka 81
15 Uncle Sparky 83
14 Richelieu 84
13 Imran Siddiqui 85
12 Makeo 88
10 Sirotnikov 89
10 Jaguar Warrior 89
8 Spiffor 90
8 MikeH 90
6 Stefu 91
6 Drogue 91
5 Zylka 95
4 ixnay 100
3 Garth Vader 101
2 Gangerolf 103

And the winnah is.....



1 Shi Huangdi 105



Congratulations Shi.

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hi ,

the bismarck the greatest ship ever build , .....

have a nice day


Greatest battleship.

And it shows what you know, you moron.

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So, who won?


you didn't

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Hey, I did pretty good at this quiz..

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Greatest battleship.

And it shows what you know, you moron.








now , post your rediculous insults somewhere else , .......

cause if you know a bit of history , ...... then you would read that particlar word out loud in front of a mirror , .......

the greatest battleship build

this really is a good joke



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Bismarck may have been the most famous battleship every built, sure...but the greatest? They've been built bigger and badder.

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The correct answer to most feared battleship is Anna Nicole Smiths butt. It's horrible.

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Bismarck may have been the most famous battleship every built, sure...but the greatest? They've been built bigger and badder.


hi ,

actually it was the sister ship who had in those days the reputation of being famous , the tirpitz , .....

that piece of junk went down faster then the bismarck , .....


it sunk TWICE

the first time they poured concrete in the hole

have a nice funny day

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Bismarck may have been the most famous battleship every built, sure...but the greatest? They've been built bigger and badder.


Like what? The Missouri? When was that tested in a real ship to ship battle? The Yamato? A sluggish behemoth.

How many capital ship classes were launched after WWII anyway. The Vanguard?

German heavy ships proved their superior construction at Jutland in 1916 and the Bismarck managed to take a massive pounding from two British Battleships while immobilized and still had to be scuttled by her own crew. If the British Navy had been confronted with a German force of similar size it would have been no contest.

And German naval gunnery was superior in both wars. The US doesn't really come into it. I'd bet the Bismarck would have reduced any US heavy ship of its era to twisted metal in no time.

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The Bismarck and Tirpitz were hardly "junk"--they were magnificent and powerful war vessels. They were, however, geared more towards WWI naval tactics than WWII. In particular, Bismarck was probably unmatchable at closer range ship-to-ship combat. However, she was weak against was to prove her undoing--aircraft.

In terms of ships outclassing the Bismarck, the Iowa-class ships beat it in almost all respects. Better armor, faster, more maneuverable, and better sensors. The Bismarck was just a little too old-fasioned.

It was certainly not, however, "junk."

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hi ,

actually it was the sister ship who had in those days the reputation of being famous , the tirpitz , .....

that piece of junk went down faster then the bismarck , .....


it sunk TWICE

the first time they poured concrete in the hole

have a nice funny day



Not only are you an idiot panag, but completely ignorant on this issue to boot.

The Germans sank the Bismarck themselves because the Royal Navy couldn't sink her. This was proved by recent dives on the wreck. The only reason they got to her in the first place was a million to one lucky hit on the steering gear which effectively hobbled her.

The Tirpitz was sunk at anchor by, if I remember correctly, 617 Squadron "The Dam Busters" using very heavy bombs. I don't think any ship could have survived such an attack.

FYI concrete was for a long time (and perhaps still is) used to repair naval ships. A friend of mine used to do that.

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Probably my last foray into the I'm with stupid game as it continues to become a banana fest with many questions being answered zylka.

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Like what? The Missouri? When was that tested in a real ship to ship battle? The Yamato? A sluggish behemoth.

How many capital ship classes were launched after WWII anyway. The Vanguard?

German heavy ships proved their superior construction at Jutland in 1916 and the Bismarck managed to take a massive pounding from two British Battleships while immobilized and still had to be scuttled by her own crew. If the British Navy had been confronted with a German force of similar size it would have been no contest.

And German naval gunnery was superior in both wars. The US doesn't really come into it. I'd bet the Bismarck would have reduced any US heavy ship of its era to twisted metal in no time.


hi ,

correction at the first battle of jutland , at the second they where send to swim with the fish , indefinatly , ......

actually they where worth zip , .......

and the germans where not superior , in neither war

as for the bismarck , all it took was a 2315 pound sterling torpedo , .......

blup-blup

the tirpitz was a bit harder , but still they spend loads of money on it and for what , to lay in a fortified aqaurium with concrete in its belly , ....

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quote:
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Like what? The Missouri? When was that tested in a real ship to ship battle? The Yamato? A sluggish behemoth.


Iowa-class ships had better armor:

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The issue of 16" vs. 15" main armament isn't just about one inch. It's about 10,000 lbs. of extra weight in the broadside (24,000 lbs. vs. 14,000). Quantifying it further, the Iowa is putting 72% more weight into the air starting from almost three miles further out against an enemy whose armor that is generally 20% to 40% thinner (granted except in the belt).


The Iowa Class ships were faster, having a 3 knot advantage:

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Iowa was had a 3+ knot advantage in speed, had better AA (throw weight almost 500% more), a deeper underwater armor belt (the battleship Bismarck was critically hit by the PoW underwater), had better radar (and radar trumps optics), about 12% more throw weight in secondary armament, and a combat radius that was more than 50% greater than the German.


Better sensors:

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The Iowa could shoot and maneuver because of its fire control systems which the Bismarck couldn't.


The one advantage the Bismarck had that I could see was her being a more stable gun platform due to being wider, but that also makes it bigger target to hit.

How about AA? The Bismarck had a heck of a time fending off 6 Swordfish!

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German heavy ships proved their superior construction at Jutland in 1916


Irrelevant. The U.S. once made the best cars. 1916 isn't 1943.

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and the Bismarck managed to take a massive pounding from two British Battleships while immobilized and still had to be scuttled by her own crew. If the British Navy had been confronted with a German force of similar size it would have been no contest.


Oh malarky. Let's look at the Bismarck's battle testing... It sank the Hood. Because of any superior ability? No, because of a lucky shot. It then got crippled by a torpedo plane and pounded to death by the Brits. In 41 minutes of combat, the Bismarck did not land ONE hit on the KGV or the Rodney. Sure, the Germans scuttled it...but was it a threat by that point? No, she was toast.

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And German naval gunnery was superior in both wars. The US doesn't really come into it. I'd bet the Bismarck would have reduced any US heavy ship of its era to twisted metal in no time.


And I bet you haven't a clue what you're talking about.

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Not only are you an idiot panag, but completely ignorant on this issue to boot.

The Germans sank the Bismarck themselves because the Royal Navy couldn't sink her. This was proved by recent dives on the wreck. The only reason they got to her in the first place was a million to one lucky hit on the steering gear which effectively hobbled her.

The Tirpitz was sunk at anchor by, if I remember correctly, 617 Squadron "The Dam Busters" using very heavy bombs. I don't think any ship could have survived such an attack.

FYI concrete was for a long time (and perhaps still is) used to repair naval ships. A friend of mine used to do that.


hi ,

there is only one person who is insulting , again , ..... sigh

and learn your history and the thruth , ........

the recent dives proved that the valves where still shut , .....

the aerial pics clearly show that she is sinking towards the stern , .........

the tirpitz was sunk twice , ...... so before you start to trow names around , .........

and anyone who repairs a ship with concrete deserves the name you like to trow around so often , .......

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Hee hee hee... Anna Nicole's butt...

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The Bismarck and Tirpitz were hardly "junk"--they were magnificent and powerful war vessels. They were, however, geared more towards WWI naval tactics than WWII. In particular, Bismarck was probably unmatchable at closer range ship-to-ship combat. However, she was weak against was to prove her undoing--aircraft.


All of them were. Even the latest British capital ships like Prince of Wales. It doesn't matter anyway, I'm thinking of straight ship vs ship combat.

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In terms of ships outclassing the Bismarck, the Iowa-class ships beat it in almost all respects. Better armor, faster, more maneuverable, and better sensors. The Bismarck was just a little too old-fasioned.


There's more to it than thicker armour and bigger guns. It's the whole design that matters and the crew. Yamato was huge, but really a very silly battleship. The Nelson and Rodney were weird looking ships, but surprisingly effective. Bismarck could have done with more AAA but was only crippled by a very lucky hit.

I'd pick Bismarck over the Iowas any day, not least because of the crew and superior German gunnery. I'd also have taken the Royal Navy over the US Navy in such an engagement. Better training more tradition, etc.

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Bastard battleships. Who the **** cares?

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All of them were. Even the latest British capital ships like Prince of Wales. It doesn't matter anyway, I'm thinking of straight ship vs ship combat.


How did the Bismarck fare in straight ship-to-ship combat, excluding the Hood lucky shot?

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There's more to it than thicker armour and bigger guns. It's the whole design that matters and the crew. Yamato was huge, but really a very silly battleship. The Nelson and Rodney were weird looking ships, but surprisingly effective. Bismarck could have done with more AAA but was only crippled by a very lucky hit.


I don't think AAA could have helped the Bismarck...

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I'd pick Bismarck over the Iowas any day, not least because of the crew and superior German gunnery. I'd also have taken the Royal Navy over the US Navy in such an engagement. Better training more tradition, etc.


Yeah, and that superior German gunnery helped the Bismarck land how many shots during the battle with the KGV and Rodney? Zero.

You're grasping at straws. Look at the facts and data, and you'll see the Iowas outclass the Bismarck.

At any rate, the question was greatest ever built, not which had the best-trained crew. So what if they had great gunnery crew, we're talking about ship performance.

Another great flaw of the Bismarck was her lower armor deck, which left her communication and data systems exposed. This was a critical part in rendering her inoperative.

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Iowa-class ships had better armor: The Iowa Class ships were faster, having a 3 knot advantage: Better sensors:


So what? Comparing ships using just those statistics is ridiculous.

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The one advantage the Bismarck had that I could see was her being a more stable gun platform due to being wider, but that also makes it bigger target to hit.


And the superior German gunnery.

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How about AA? The Bismarck had a heck of a time fending off 6 Swordfish!


I'll admit that, but I was talking about ship to ship.

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Irrelevant. The U.S. once made the best cars. 1916 isn't 1943.


1941?

The Battle of the Denmark Straits was basically Jutland in miniature. The Royal Navy caught the Germans and then proceeded to take a beating from a better ship with better gunnery.

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Oh malarky. Let's look at the Bismarck's battle testing... It sank the Hood. Because of any superior ability? No, because of a lucky shot.


It went up against two British heavy ships accompanied by one heavy cruiser and managed to beat both of them off. That's pretty good to me.

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It then got crippled by a torpedo plane and pounded to death by the Brits. In 41 minutes of combat, the Bismarck did not land ONE hit on the KGV or the Rodney. Sure, the Germans scuttled it...but was it a threat by that point? No, she was toast.


I'd like to see how well either of those two ships would do if they couldn't steer.

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So what? Comparing ships using just those statistics is ridiculous.



And the superior German gunnery.



I'll admit that, but I was talking about ship to ship.



1941?

The Battle of the Denmark Straits was basically Jutland in miniature. The Royal Navy caught the Germans and then proceeded to take a beating from a better ship with better gunnery.



It went up against two British heavy ships accompanied by one heavy cruiser and managed to beat both of them off. That's pretty good to me.



I'd like to see how well either of those two ships would do if they couldn't steer.



hi ,

and ship that design its rudder the way the germans did is bound to have some troubles with it sooner or later , ......

the us never did it like that , yes they did , but they stopped with it a 100 years before , .....

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How did the Bismarck fare in straight ship-to-ship combat, excluding the Hood lucky shot?


Quite well, when it could steer.

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Yeah, and that superior German gunnery helped the Bismarck land how many shots during the battle with the KGV and Rodney? Zero.


They couldn't control the ship, that made them a sitting duck against two British capital ships who could attack as they pleased. It's irrelevant.

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You're grasping at straws. Look at the facts and data, and you'll see the Iowas outclass the Bismarck.


Bollocks. I've already said that I don't put much store in statistical comparisons. Effective design and real combat effectiveness is what matters. I doubt that a country with virtually no experience in mass ship to ship combat could beat up on the machines of countries that knew what they were doing.

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At any rate, the question was greatest ever built, not which had the best-trained crew. So what if they had great gunnery crew, we're talking about ship performance.


OK - but we were taliking about who'd beat whom.

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Pah. There is no way to determine what the greatest battleship ever is. Speed, firepower, whatever, there's always something to object to something.

Except, of course, the Bismark was a piece of crap. IOWA!

What comes to results:

Fashion? Battleships? Harumph. God I'm starting to suck at this. All the niche-directed questions are miles away from my particular niche(s).

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there is only one person who is insulting , again , ..... sigh


Because only one of us is a moron (hint - it ain't me).

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and learn your history and the thruth , ........


The thruth?

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the recent dives proved that the valves where still shut , .....


Which one? There wasn't enough damage to sink her according to the last I heard.

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the aerial pics clearly show that she is sinking towards the stern , .........


No one disputes that she sank, panag.

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the tirpitz was sunk twice , ...... so before you start to trow names around , .........


Not in a sea battle against other heavy ships.

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and anyone who repairs a ship with concrete deserves the name you like to trow around so often ,


Shows how much you know then.

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How did the Bismarck fare in straight ship-to-ship combat, excluding the Hood lucky shot?



I don't think AAA could have helped the Bismarck...



Yeah, and that superior German gunnery helped the Bismarck land how many shots during the battle with the KGV and Rodney? Zero.

You're grasping at straws. Look at the facts and data, and you'll see the Iowas outclass the Bismarck.

At any rate, the question was greatest ever built, not which had the best-trained crew. So what if they had great gunnery crew, we're talking about ship performance.

Another great flaw of the Bismarck was her lower armor deck, which left her communication and data systems exposed. This was a critical part in rendering her inoperative.



hi ,

the captain made a couple serious errors on his ditch for france , okay it was under pressure from the fleet adm who was on board , but still , .....

the crew , well most of them where hand picked nazi party scum who had never seen the sea before , let alone fired a shot , ..... many cold not even swim , ......

the design was outdated and the ship was actually never finished the way it was designed , the saved on numerous things , .......

the overall performance was well below average , and if you are ever in germany , you can see the original hand written reports that say that the ship aint ready yet for war , ......



greatest battleship


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So what? Comparing ships using just those statistics is ridiculous.


So instead of comparing the ships based on their numbers, what is there? Oh wait there's:

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And the superior German gunnery.


Superior gunnery that didn't land one hit in 41 minutes of combat.

Agathon, you have to compare the ships based on the physical construction if you're going to talk about "greatest ever built." Why is it ridiculous to compare statistics like which ship had better armor, better design, were faster? Those are factors in how the ships will perform in combat!

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I'll admit that, but I was talking about ship to ship.


Ship-to-ship, Bismarck got squashed. She was great at short-range battles, like were fought in WWI. Long range, she was weak. Since Iowa-class ships excel in long-range combat, Bismarck would be toast, and likely wouldn't be able to land a shot.

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It went up against two British heavy ships accompanied by one heavy cruiser and managed to beat both of them off. That's pretty good to me.


None of which attests to how it would fare against Iowa-class ships, which could shoot at it before the Bismarck could shoot back, thanks to greater range.

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I'd like to see how well either of those two ships would do if they couldn't steer.


So the Bismarck's inability to steer caused her expert gunnery crew to be inable to land any shots?

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Probably my last foray into the I'm with stupid game as it continues to become a banana fest with many questions being answered zylka.


If I ever have a chance to post questions, any answer of Zylka would result in a negative score based on how many answered.

That would cure the "Zylka" spam.

Unless, of course, it was a question about 'poly members....

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