11-07-2003 22:28									#1
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I relly am!!!
Do you have some silly jokes or something funny to share?

	11-07-2003 22:30									#2
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when I'm bored, I post terribly biased threads attacking Bush, and amuse myself with reading counter-trolls from those I bait...

	11-07-2003 22:34									#3
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good idea

	11-07-2003 22:46									#4
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I don't understand getting bored in most circumstances other than situations where I am stuck in traffic/ in a line/at a boring work meeting etc and have limited freedom.

But whenever I have even a minimum of freedom, I am NEVER bored. There is so much stuff to do out there that I never have time to do everything I want to do. For me there's always another book to read, interesting person to meet, chess puzzle to solve, mountain trail to bicycle, person to debate etc .

There is so much out there to do and YOU'RE BORED.
The whole web is sitting there and YOU're BORED ??

WEll turn off the computer and go DO something . . if you don't like that then do something else.

Sorry to rant but I only wish some of those bored people could give me some time to add to my day so I could do all the things I want to do.

	11-07-2003 22:54									#5
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Sava: you must be bored a lot....

	11-07-2003 23:10									#6
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Here's what I do when I'm bored:

-I try to keep my eyes open as long as possible
-I sit around and think
-I sit around and listen to music
-I sit around and listen to music and think
-I try to find subliminal messages where nobody would expect them
-(at school) I draw totally pointless pictures. Some of my best are a shootout in front of a saloon (quite nice-looking actually), and a picture of Pakistani propaganda, showing a PIA aeroplane shot down by evil Communist Nazis. The plane is right above the Indian-Pakistani border. Those passengers who drop on the Pakistani side are lucky, because Pakistan is a peaceful nation with peaceful people sitting around and praying, while those that are falling on the Indian side are being shot down by the highly militarized Indian government. To emphasize all this, a white Pakistani peace dove is being assaulted by an Indian falcon.

Yes, I have been really, really bored.

	11-07-2003 23:10									#7
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You could always get a job like the rest of us.

	11-07-2003 23:19									#8
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i have a job(sort of)

	11-07-2003 23:21									#9
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Stare into the spiral.

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	11-07-2003 23:27									#10
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Help! I'm falling!

	11-07-2003 23:30									#11
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i think i had a siezure




Somebody said funny?


This guy is really horny, but all he has is two dollars. He goes to the nearest whore house and says to the man working there,

"Look, I'm really horny, but all I have is two dollars. What can I get?"

"Well, the cheapest we have is one hundred dollars. But I'll cut you a deal on two conditions. For two dollars, I'll let you go down two doors on the right, but you have to wear a black condom, and leave the lights out!"

The horny man agrees and goes two doors down on the right with the black condom on and the lights out. A while later he comes back out and says to the man working there, "Man, that was the best sex I've ever had, but why did I have to wear the black condom?"

"Well, you gotta show some respect for the dead!"

	11-07-2003 23:31									#12
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Man goes to the doctor and says "I've got a huge hole in my ass"

The doctors says "drop your pants, bend over and let have a look".

"**** me!!" says the doctor " what could have made a hole as big as that?"

Patient replies I've been ****ed by an elephant".

The doctor says "An elephants penis is long and thin, this hole is enormous".

Patient replies "He fingered me first".

	11-07-2003 23:32									#13
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Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son.

The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?"

The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 14."

	11-07-2003 23:32									#14
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A leper walked into a bar and sat down. The bartender glanced over and promptly threw up all over himself and the floor.

The leper looked hurt and said, "Hey, I know I'm not exactly handsome, but I do have feelings and you could be a little sensitive about them."

The bartender, wiping his mouth on his sleeve, looked up and proclaimed, "I'm sorry as hell man, but it wasn't you. That guy sitting next to you keeps dipping his scratchings in your neck."

	11-07-2003 23:34									#15
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Three guys and a girl are marooned on a desert island. After one week, the girl is so ashamed of what she's doing, she kills herself.

After another week, the guys are so ashamed of what they're doing, they bury her.

After another week, they're so ashamed of what they're doing, they dig her up again.

	11-07-2003 23:36									#16
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Faded, for crying out loud, would you stop posting crude jokes? You only got released today...

	11-07-2003 23:37									#17
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oh c'mon. Theres nothing wrong with those jokes. Thats why we have a forum censor

	11-07-2003 23:40									#18
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You know, I can say some things to offend everyone without having a single word censored... and one of your jokes had two censored words. Besides, it's the content, not merely the words...

	11-07-2003 23:40									#19
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The oil is indeed iraqs. However, for the time being we adminster it. And as long as we still are playing policeman in bagdad. We have the rights to do with it as we please. However, long term its theres. If this pattern kept up for another 2 years, I would change my mind.

	11-07-2003 23:48									#20
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Well, hey, you know what they say: If you're bored then your boring.

Seriously tho, there must be SOMETHING to do. If not, find something that you're looking forward to, and think about that. That should at least be minimally entertaining.

	11-07-2003 23:55									#21
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Do something progressive, don't just sit there, in front of your PC.
If you're really bored and lazy, you can just sit there all day browsing your dictionary, occasionally posting at the ACS what you refresh once about every 10 minutes.

quote: Three guys and a girl are marooned on a desert island. After one week, the girl is so ashamed of what she's doing, she kills herself. After another week, the guys are so ashamed of what they're doing, they bury her. After another week, they're so ashamed of what they're doing, they dig her up again.

Haven't heard about it before, you can tell it even with pre-teen kids around (they wouldn't understand it unless already enlightened), and it was funny, too.

	12-07-2003 00:25									#22
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LOL

But now i got something to do....
Play d&D3

	12-07-2003 00:45									#23
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quote: Originally posted by Japher Sava: you must be bored a lot....

It would seem so, but actually I'm not. While I post a lot, I'm so fast at it, that I really don't spend much time on 'Poly. I'd also say that about 40% of my posts come from when I'm stuck in school.

	12-07-2003 02:10									#24
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quote: Originally posted by Oerdin You could always get a job like the rest of us.

Or at least a temporary, full-time job for the summer, eh?

How about if you order a couple of howitzers to play with while I'm working at the Rock Island Arsenal? I might be able to pull some strings for ya.

	12-07-2003 03:34									#25
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@ faded, esp. @ the MJ joke, and island joke.

	12-07-2003 04:09									#26
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quote: Originally posted by ískallin i have a job(sort of)

Work more hours; that ought to take up your spare time and you'll make more $$$$. Failing that you could volunteer to work as a tutor at a school and help children in subjects you're good at or you could join one of the thousands of organizations which help the public. I know I used to relieve my summer boredom by helping to make trails on publicly owned parklands; it was great excersize I met some cool people and it helped the community.

	12-07-2003 04:36									#27
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Well after a good dnd i'm in a fantastic spam mood!!